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OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?

 
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OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
Okay GLPers my wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas.

What evil NWO device should I buy for her? I think they are evil but I have to live with her.

Which one and why?
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11/23/2011 12:42 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
lol have to live her
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11/23/2011 12:45 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
IPAD fo'Show, and if you REALLY love her, then it's the top of the range iPAd2.

OK, so it doesnt have flash? big deal!

If she like the music and videos, the games and ease of use, plus the nice looking aesthetic feel, then the Apple is the right choice...

So go on, take a bite.

However if you hate her, then Android is the right choice :)
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11/23/2011 12:45 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
the ipad because it has wings
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11/23/2011 12:48 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
give her a bag of valencia oranges
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11/23/2011 12:50 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
give her a bag of valencia oranges
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+1 amigo
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11/23/2011 01:16 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
give her a bag of valencia oranges
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Too funny I just did that with a load of grapefruits to help some local charity.

Are you remote viewing me?
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11/23/2011 01:17 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
come on folks give me some good intel here so I can bitchslap the salesman with some solid GLP knowledge!
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11/23/2011 01:20 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
~*iPad*~ with pink ~*HELLO KITTY*~ skin & --->pink cover. That's the one I'd have on my list if I could.
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11/23/2011 01:28 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
no definately get android as you can root it
and do ALOT with it
an ipad you cannot
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11/23/2011 01:29 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
no definately get android as you can root it
and do ALOT with it
an ipad you cannot
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you are over my head here
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11/23/2011 01:31 PM

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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
I would go Android, as Google is open source and is just beginning to penetrate into music, tv, etc. I would expect the Android platform to look a lot better than Apple in 1-2 years.
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11/23/2011 01:33 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
If she visits GLP then choose the android so you can watch GLP flash videos.


The iPad can only watch posted Youtube vids. GLP video doesn't work on an iPad.
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
I would go Android, as Google is open source and is just beginning to penetrate into music, tv, etc. I would expect the Android platform to look a lot better than Apple in 1-2 years.
 Quoting: TyWebb


which Android would you choose?
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11/23/2011 01:48 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
Android of course, cause it has this cute illuminati android mascot


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11/23/2011 01:50 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
I'd go android too. Although the apple package is much desirable, there is one HUGE tick on the con list..

Apple is too closed off. And, the lack of flash is a big deal, as most every video or website nowadays uses flash. How many use quicktime or whatever apple code?... none.. You will feel forever limited in that respect.

I'd get an IPAD2 if it wasn't for that flash deal. I want to be able to do what I do on my computer, on a tablet...
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11/23/2011 01:52 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
I'd go android too. Although the apple package is much desirable, there is one HUGE tick on the con list..

Apple is too closed off. And, the lack of flash is a big deal, as most every video or website nowadays uses flash. How many use quicktime or whatever apple code?... none.. You will feel forever limited in that respect.

I'd get an IPAD2 if it wasn't for that flash deal. I want to be able to do what I do on my computer, on a tablet...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4564951


Do have to add though it depends on the user. Android takes a little more know how b/c it is open source, but can do MUCH more.

Apple is for the masses who want spoonfed what they are allowed to do, and, a lot of people choose it for just that.

I'm a tinkerer, and want the most for my money, so i'm going android..
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11/23/2011 02:02 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
anyone have the best choice for Android?
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11/23/2011 02:07 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
That could be a samsung 10, 7 or even the note 5.3

those are all hot and have great battery life
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Android FTW.
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11/23/2011 02:10 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
no definately get android as you can root it
and do ALOT with it
an ipad you cannot
 Quoting: ttowngirl


you are over my head here
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5894376


Ahhhdont listen to her, she is talking some gibberish related to plating the device next to yer tomatoes!

pump2pump2pump2pump2pump2pump2

Ok just to clarify if you are not a techtard, then I was jk ok?
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11/23/2011 02:10 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
2 equally overpriced and generally useless pieces of crap.

Get her a food processor, that should send quite the message.
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11/23/2011 02:10 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
Get her a kindle. much more superior. Especially the older kindles, they are much, much easier on the eyes.

Ipads are like reading on the computer, glossy and stuff, and it will kill your eyes after a while.

she will be much more happier in the end.

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11/23/2011 02:11 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
I'd go android too. Although the apple package is much desirable, there is one HUGE tick on the con list..

Apple is too closed off. And, the lack of flash is a big deal, as most every video or website nowadays uses flash. How many use quicktime or whatever apple code?... none.. You will feel forever limited in that respect.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4564951



Two years and havnt ever felt limited. Actually a lot of big name website have made a homepage for ipad users
In addition, Hulu, Netflix, HBO, ABC ext. have made free apps that also cater to the ipad. so no flash, no worries.. Apple=Simplicity, Android=trying really hard
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11/23/2011 02:11 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
Yes, go for an android!

On an I-Pad, there is too much spyware stuff, which can't be switched off! Apple can always logg into your computer and read out your data without you even noticing it!

Another big point of an android tablet is, that you have an USB or micro-USB port and this is even more important than flash!
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11/23/2011 02:14 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
Okay GLPers my wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas.

What evil NWO device should I buy for her? I think they are evil but I have to live with her.

Which one and why?
 Quoting: Santatard 5894376


Give her BOTH. The more time she spends trying to figure it out for herself, the less time you have to live with her.
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11/23/2011 02:18 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
Get her the new iDroid Tablet from Apple

Okay GLPers my wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas.

What evil NWO device should I buy for her? I think they are evil but I have to live with her.

Which one and why?
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
Get her a kindle. much more superior. Especially the older kindles, they are much, much easier on the eyes.

Ipads are like reading on the computer, glossy and stuff, and it will kill your eyes after a while.

she will be much more happier in the end.
 Quoting: Mad Pole


I do know about the kindle...

The new Kindle Fire is useless in Canada. All content is blocked. The regular Kindle only has access to a few thousand books, not the millions that the US has access too. Amazon and their content providers think that our Copyright laws are too weak, hence blocking shit.
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11/23/2011 02:19 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
That could be a samsung 10, 7 or even the note 5.3

those are all hot and have great battery life

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1494230


IOS 5.0.1 update gives your makes your battery go like the duracell bunny...

Now, and to show that I am not biased towards Apple Devices (which I am), I will give you this to consider...



Now when you walk into the store you can say to yourself secretly...."Who The Man?" I..AM...THE...MAN"

Plus you will impress your wife, just as long as you stick to the comparison of Motorola Zoomy Zoom Zoom at the end of the salesman's pitch

Dontcha just love YT?

CNET will also make you look Kool too...

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Then there is ZD Net for further research info...

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Dang Baww, with all this nerdy power you is sure gone git some that night ;)
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11/23/2011 02:19 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
Buy her a cookbook and tell her to get her lazy ass back into the kitchen
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11/23/2011 02:20 PM
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Re: OK GLPers My Wife wants either an Ipad or Android Tablet for Xmas. Which one?
anyone have the best choice for Android?
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I can help you in email with rooting

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