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i am seriously considering converting to Judism~

 
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i am seriously considering converting to Judism~
I am liking how they view death & the ever after!
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Re: i am seriously considering converting to Judism~
lol
If normality is the measure of how well adjusted one is to a profoundly sick society,
then i dont ever want to be normal.
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I am liking how they view death & the ever after!
 Quoting: jemma~


they stumbled at calvary and fell with the stoning of Stephen
Follow the apostle Paul and read Romans 1-4 then 5-8
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I am liking how they view death & the ever after!
 Quoting: jemma~


they stumbled at calvary and fell with the stoning of Stephen
Follow the apostle Paul and read Romans 1-4 then 5-8
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No thanks. Been there, done that~
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Re: i am seriously considering converting to Judism~
First, it is Judaism

Second, why would the Jewish people want you?
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You’re not the only one.


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Re: i am seriously considering converting to Judism~
I am liking how they view death & the ever after!
 Quoting: jemma~


Could I ask how they view death and the ever after?
The test of character is how you're willing to treat someone when you are absolutely certain that you are right.
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I am liking how they view death & the ever after!
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Could I ask how they view death and the ever after?
 Quoting: Life and Love


Pretty much whoever dies last wins.
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I am liking how they view death & the ever after!
 Quoting: jemma~


Christian fundies who preach hellfire are seriously mental. Theres no such thing in Judaism.
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You can't just become a jewish. It's a really long, hard process...

Wow.. jewish automatically becomes jewish on this website.. haha

Is there a better word for it?? Not many Jewish people in my area

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You can't just become a jewish. It's a really long, hard process...

Wow.. jewish automatically becomes jewish on this website.. haha
 Quoting: Pangn


What - another word replacement macro? interesting
The test of character is how you're willing to treat someone when you are absolutely certain that you are right.
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You can't just become a jewish. It's a really long, hard process...

Wow.. jewish automatically becomes jewish on this website.. haha
 Quoting: Pangn


What - another word replacement macro? interesting
 Quoting: Life and Love


Yeah.. you know Eric Cartman's favorite word.. auto converts to Jewish
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You can't just become a jewish. It's a really long, hard process...

Wow.. jewish automatically becomes jewish on this website.. haha
 Quoting: Pangn


What - another word replacement macro? interesting
 Quoting: Life and Love


Yeah.. you know Eric Cartman's favorite word.. auto converts to Jewish
 Quoting: Pangn


I saw another one a few months ago. Some guy was pushing a so-called seer called Linda somebody and her name would get translated into "dumb bitch."
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Re: i am seriously considering converting to Judism~
I_AM_AN_ILLITERATE_RACIST
If normality is the measure of how well adjusted one is to a profoundly sick society,
then i dont ever want to be normal.
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Re: i am seriously considering converting to Judism~
lol i just typed j-o-o without the dashes
If normality is the measure of how well adjusted one is to a profoundly sick society,
then i dont ever want to be normal.
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Funny how modern Christianity teaches the opinions of Paul while ignoring the words of Yahushua. I'm pretty sure Yahushua said more than once to Obey the Laws of the Father (Yahuah).
For all the Yahudim Rabbi who are Consuming Blood of newly circumcised infants, there is a command against this also.
OP the letter J opened my eyes.
And, what about all those carvings in stone all over the planet of Yahuah's name,YHWH?
The dictionary says you are Jewish if you were born into it OR Believe in Judaism. I love being Yahudim, 20 Groovies for you OP! banana2
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Funny how modern Christianity teaches the opinions of Paul while ignoring the words of Yahushua. I'm pretty sure Yahushua said more than once to Obey the Laws of the Father (Yahuah).
For all the Yahudim Rabbi who are Consuming Blood of newly circumcised infants, there is a command against this also.
OP the letter J opened my eyes.
And, what about all those carvings in stone all over the planet of Yahuah's name,YHWH?
The dictionary says you are Jewish if you were born into it OR Believe in Judaism. I love being Yahudim, 20 Groovies for you OP! banana2
 Quoting: DoomonZ 4342327


You can't just believe you're a jewish though.

A church won't accept you, and Rabbis will try to discourage you

It's a long process
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Funny how modern Christianity teaches the opinions of Paul while ignoring the words of Yahushua. I'm pretty sure Yahushua said more than once to Obey the Laws of the Father (Yahuah).
For all the Yahudim Rabbi who are Consuming Blood of newly circumcised infants, there is a command against this also.
OP the letter J opened my eyes.
And, what about all those carvings in stone all over the planet of Yahuah's name,YHWH?
The dictionary says you are Jewish if you were born into it OR Believe in Judaism. I love being Yahudim, 20 Groovies for you OP! banana2
 Quoting: DoomonZ 4342327


You can't just believe you're a jewish though.

A church won't accept you, and Rabbis will try to discourage you

It's a long process
 Quoting: Pangn


Yeah , a lot you have to learn to be officialy indoctrinated. Crazy how Webster says a jewish is just someone who believes. Not the deffinition I expected.
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First, it is Judaism

Second, why would the Jewish people want you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 664728


Was Queen Victoria Jewish?

Last Edited by Open Your Eyes on 11/23/2011 10:20 PM
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I am liking how they view death & the ever after!
 Quoting: jemma~


Christian fundies who preach hellfire are seriously mental. Theres no such thing in Judaism.
 Quoting: APOLLYON ILLUMINATUS


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Hope you like mysa balls

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First, it is Judaism

Second, why would the Jewish people want you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 664728


Was Queen Victoria Jewish?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Victoria's husband Prince Albert *may* have been illegitimate. Albert's father *may* have been Jewish.

Albert's mother was dismissed from the court of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha for having an affair with the Jewish chamberlain, the Baron von Mayern.
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First, it is Judaism

Second, why would the Jewish people want you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 664728


Was Queen Victoria Jewish?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Victoria's husband Prince Albert *may* have been illegitimate. Albert's father *may* have been Jewish.

Albert's mother was dismissed from the court of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha for having an affair with the Jewish chamberlain, the Baron von Mayern.
 Quoting: strangela


Well I just found out that this past week that Queen Victoria is my in maternal line so I am a direct maternal descendant of Queen Victoria.

So what is the truth on her heritage?
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First, it is Judaism

Second, why would the Jewish people want you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 664728


Was Queen Victoria Jewish?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Victoria's husband Prince Albert *may* have been illegitimate. Albert's father *may* have been Jewish.

Albert's mother was dismissed from the court of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha for having an affair with the Jewish chamberlain, the Baron von Mayern.
 Quoting: strangela


Well I just found out that this past week that Queen Victoria is my in maternal line so I am a direct maternal descendant of Queen Victoria.

So what is the truth on her heritage?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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I have yet to look at the link so I am not sure what they say.

Know this though - What is listed publicly is not always the Truth.

Actually when it comes to People with power and influence, it tends to happen quite a lot as they have the resources to "rewrite" their history.
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I am liking how they view death & the ever after!
 Quoting: jemma~


What a coincidence! I'm thinking of converting to Islam. Listen, let's move next to eachother and I'll fire rockets at you and you blow up my house with tank shells, k?

It's fun! Really! They've been doing it over there for decades!
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 Quoting: strangela


I have yet to look at the link so I am not sure what they say.

Know this though - What is listed publicly is not always the Truth.

Actually when it comes to People with power and influence, it tends to happen quite a lot as they have the resources to "rewrite" their history.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


This is true. Its cool that you're related though.
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 Quoting: strangela


I have yet to look at the link so I am not sure what they say.

Know this though - What is listed publicly is not always the Truth.

Actually when it comes to People with power and influence, it tends to happen quite a lot as they have the resources to "rewrite" their history.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


This is true. Its cool that you're related though.
 Quoting: strangela


I am still going to help people no matter what.

That is what I am here to do and that is what I will do.

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 Quoting: strangela


I have yet to look at the link so I am not sure what they say.

Know this though - What is listed publicly is not always the Truth.

Actually when it comes to People with power and influence, it tends to happen quite a lot as they have the resources to "rewrite" their history.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


This is true. Its cool that you're related though.
 Quoting: strangela


It will be a lot cooler when they make me a Prince. :)

I am still going to help people no matter what.

That is what I am here to do and that is what I will do.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Nice! Well Your Majesty, I hope you have a lovely Thanksgiving!
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Re: i am seriously considering converting to Judism~
I'm Jewish and my suggestion is that you look into Daoism and Buddhism -- especially the esoteric practices. And Shinto is rather interesting as well. Moreover, if you really want to get in touch with "God", meditation and "energy work" are helpful practices. The esoteric schools associated with the above emphasize such. But, then, so does Kaballah. And you don't really need to convert to any religion to study anything mentioned here. Good luck !!
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orthodox or completed jewish?

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