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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1342725 United States 11/24/2011 04:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Mad Matt (OP) User ID: 5002507 United States 11/24/2011 04:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Anyones guess. Left Behind series wasn't too bad. O earth,earth,earth hear the word of the Lord. Proverbs 1:32 Rejoice not when thy enemy falleth, and let not thine heart be glad when he stumbleth: Lest the Lord see it, and it displease Him, and He turn away His wrath from him. Proverbs 24:17,18 I have CDO, similar to OCD, but the letters are in their proper order, as they should be. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 5774948 New Zealand 11/24/2011 05:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | David Rockefeller and David Wilcock fornicate at the annual Project Camelot BDSM fundraiser - producing a baby reptilian they name 'Edgar Cayce'. Baby Edgar becomes a New Age lizard Psychic and predicts catastrophic earth changes, he tries to warn the world via Youtube and GLP. Sadly he drowns in a tragic hot tub accident. Luckily the CIA were in the area at the time and helped with the cleanup. The UN makes it illegal to eat bananas on Fridays and Sundays. Outraged, Peru invades Antarctica and discovers the hidden Nazi foo fighters - but they all die in a tragic hot tub accident. Al-Qaeda emerge from their secret Antarctic Middle Earth hideout and create a new reality show called 'Pimp my Saucer' - staring Kim Jong-il. Bacon becomes the New World currency. The Middle East tries to create an alternative meat currency - but Monsanto stop this as they own the rights to meat genes. Halliburton discover a huge pocket of natural gas under David Wilcocks house. David goes public about the dangers of fracking on the Project Camerlot forum. Soon the MSM run the story and hour by hour the whole world begins to wake up. Sadly, we all die in a tragic hot tub accident. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3814333 United States 11/24/2011 05:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | David Rockefeller and David Wilcock fornicate at the annual Project Camelot BDSM fundraiser - producing a baby reptilian they name 'Edgar Cayce'. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5774948 Baby Edgar becomes a New Age lizard Psychic and predicts catastrophic earth changes, he tries to warn the world via Youtube and GLP. Sadly he drowns in a tragic hot tub accident. Luckily the CIA were in the area at the time and helped with the cleanup. The UN makes it illegal to eat bananas on Fridays and Sundays. Outraged, Peru invades Antarctica and discovers the hidden Nazi foo fighters - but they all die in a tragic hot tub accident. Al-Qaeda emerge from their secret Antarctic Middle Earth hideout and create a new reality show called 'Pimp my Saucer' - staring Kim Jong-il. Bacon becomes the New World currency. The Middle East tries to create an alternative meat currency - but Monsanto stop this as they own the rights to meat genes. Halliburton discover a huge pocket of natural gas under David Wilcocks house. David goes public about the dangers of fracking on the Project Camerlot forum. Soon the MSM run the story and hour by hour the whole world begins to wake up. Sadly, we all die in a tragic hot tub accident. Hahahahaha. wtf is going on here |
Soultrain User ID: 1517986 Canada 11/24/2011 05:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 5945662 France 11/24/2011 05:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A bioweapon, geneticly targetting specific profiles of humans beings will be released by some unclear and unknown source, the survivpors of that global genocide will be harvested and sorted out, then implemented into a growing compound system, they will be cloned and modified at will to promptly serve the new self proclaimed Gods of the Universe. Few decades later a stunning man coming from nowhere appears on Earth, he claims he's the son of God and his mission is to kick the evil out of the Kingdom of the Father, tremendous earth quakes, massive tsunamis and such destroy all the main critical structures of the self proclaimed human flesh megalomaniac morons. A new era has started but this time God made it's own modifications. The End. |
humanitech User ID: 5955085 United Kingdom 11/24/2011 11:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I see Israel with an easy win. Stuxnett(or whatever its called) is everywhere. All computers are infected. They've practiced tsunami bombs-test 1. They've shut down a nuclear reactor-Iran-test 2. They've combined tsunami bomb/earthquake/nuclear detonation- TEST 3. Quoting: Mad Matt Test 4. Coming to a nuclear reactor near you. Israel pretty much signs a seven-year peace treaty with the WORLD. After 3 1/2 years the third temple is built. Satan is revealed, the Anti-Christ. Here comes the mark. By this time the pope controls Europe, we'll call him the false prophet. He's threatened. The US was badly wounded, but recovered faster than any nation, we'll call them the beast. They're all with Israel...until this Satan thing. The beast and the false prophet battle Satan. About this time the rapture occurs. The bloodless righteous are "redeemed". Satan DEFEATS the beast and the false prophet. Satan is put away for awhile. There are 144,000 people left to preach the gospel. Other than that, God gone. He was sacrificed for a third time, this time it was his Spirit. Earth is in darkness. Satan is loosed again for a short time. Which is biblically speaking ..2,000 yearsish. It is HELL. But there is one little ark left. God always leaves a way out, if you ask him. And believe. 2,000 years. Hell on earth. And only ONE family listened. Anyone else had a decent end of days saga?? Doom on, science, aliens, dragons....nothing??? God bless. Everything dies at some point and gets recycled in the greater infinite cosmo...so does it really matter when? |
QueenLaFollette User ID: 1316193 United States 11/24/2011 11:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Man creates wormhole. Someone gets the big idea to return to time of Adam and Eve. Someone kills Adam, all of mankind disappears and God has to start all over again. If it be asked, What is the most sacred duty and the greatest source of our security in a Republic? The answer would be, An inviolable respect for the Constitution and Laws. Alexander Hamilton |