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How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?

 
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Noticed a lot of divorcees around. Just a little heads up.

Read an article about how many men now a days let their wives break them down and be completely controlled. A lot of women (I'm one myself) have those controlling tendencies. Couple of years down the line, wife doesn't want to share a bed with a puppy anymore and goes out looking for a real man.

Morale- Feminism and equality are great things, but a man needs to be a man to be attractive. So don't back down- be the man of your house, it'll benefit both you and your family in the long run.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4436276

My son who is in his mid thirties has a wife who controls his every move!
She controls every thing literally!!!, She is also his mother in a sad way.
I have accused him of not wearing the pants in the house, and I wouldn't be surprised if she makes him wear a dress when he is home.
It is a sorry situation for sure.
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you sound a little jerkish
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I don't celebrate Christmas anymore now that I know Jesus is a Myth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5961466


Satan comes to steal, kill and destroy.

He is called the father of lies.

Can you guess why?

Because he's so darn good at it!

I would be willing to bet my Christmas turkey that you also don't believe in Satan.

All the evil going on in our world is just one giant coincidence?

:rotflmao:
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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
I don't celebrate Christmas anymore now that I know Jesus is a Myth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5961466


Satan comes to steal, kill and destroy.

He is called the father of lies.

Can you guess why?

Because he's so darn good at it!

I would be willing to bet my Christmas turkey that you also don't believe in Satan.

All the evil going on in our world is just one giant coincidence?

:rotflmao:
 Quoting: tcs 1445810


Satan is a reptilian interdimensional being from either the Draco or Orion star systems.
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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
Noticed a lot of divorcees around. Just a little heads up.

Read an article about how many men now a days let their wives break them down and be completely controlled. A lot of women (I'm one myself) have those controlling tendencies. Couple of years down the line, wife doesn't want to share a bed with a puppy anymore and goes out looking for a real man.

Morale- Feminism and equality are great things, but a man needs to be a man to be attractive. So don't back down- be the man of your house, it'll benefit both you and your family in the long run.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4436276

My son who is in his mid thirties has a wife who controls his every move!
She controls every thing literally!!!, She is also his mother in a sad way.
I have accused him of not wearing the pants in the house, and I wouldn't be surprised if she makes him wear a dress when he is home.
It is a sorry situation for sure.
 Quoting: crank shaft


you sound a little jerkish
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5807526


Come on, there is nothing sadder to see than a man who has been emasculated. I'm 26 and I have the most amazing husband in the world. He loves me and want the best for me, just like I love him and want the best for him. Sometimes I'm crazy and unreasonable and he indulges me anyway. But when he puts his foot down... I accept and respect that since it always turns out that it was for the best.

Men and women are essentially different and have different skills, priorities, values etc.

Pretending that we are all the same or that women should be in charge of men's every little move is what is destroying family values, not gay marriage or socialism.
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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
Alone, working all day, the restaurants are all closed, and I'm outta booze.
Not happy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5962743


No way restaurants are closed today.. Go see.. I'm right!
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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
Noticed a lot of divorcees around. Just a little heads up.

Read an article about how many men now a days let their wives break them down and be completely controlled. A lot of women (I'm one myself) have those controlling tendencies. Couple of years down the line, wife doesn't want to share a bed with a puppy anymore and goes out looking for a real man.

Morale- Feminism and equality are great things, but a man needs to be a man to be attractive. So don't back down- be the man of your house, it'll benefit both you and your family in the long run.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4436276


Yeah, but they still have the punanny... And as long as they do, men will do whatever it takes to get it... Even if it means emasculation, sadly.

Nowadays I could give a fuck. You ain't puttin' out? GTFO!

I'm one of the few, the proud, the man's man. ;-)
 Quoting: SNOOCH


Very rude :)I'm a woman. :hf: Happy thanksgiving
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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
Alone today, Fam tomorrow. I thank God especially today.

As a driver, I dread the silly season traffic. The Kush does help though.

The BD was last weekend, and I actually celebrated it for a change.

I believe our Bill of Rights was uniquely influenced by the Natives. Happy Thanksgiving ALL!
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I don't celebrate Christmas anymore now that I know Jesus is a Myth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5961466


Santa Claus is not a myth, google Saint Nicolas. He was a real person.
 Quoting: WholesomeGuy


. . . so was Jesus . . . flesh and blood and all the works.
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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
Not alone, but I feel alone. Without the girl I love most.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1171017


Sux bro! What happened?
 Quoting: SNOOCH


It just didn't work out. It's very hard for me to continue. Every day is a chore and I look forward to the end, as bad as that sounds. She is engaged to a guy now that could pass as my brother, we look a lot alike. I'm just glad that she is happy and really hope the best for her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1171017


Holy SHIT! THAT sounds like an exact story of what happened to me a few years back (without the brother part...It was her boss).

I KNOW this IS hard! I KNOW the seconds tick like HOURS. I KNOW every waking moment you feel her in your soul. TRUST ME. I KNOW this. I went through the EXACT same thing.


You GOTTA hang in there! Have to keep the faith! I know its tough fella, but you have to be strong! Make it through this test, and you move on to the next level unscathed! Man if there was something magical I could give or say to you I would... But you have to keep moving forward my brother!

Life is YOURS to live! the ONLY thing that matters is this moment! Don't look too far forward, NEVER look back. Keep the good memories of you and her in your heart as the best times of your life and be thankful for them, but move on... If it truly was meant to be it will come again, but you HAVE a life to live and I wish you Godspeed on your journey! I'll pray for you brother!

Hang in there, "time heals ALL wounds" and "This too shall pass"

Keep the faith!
 Quoting: SNOOCH


Thanks bro, it is hard like I said but I'm trying to pick myself up and move on as best I can. This has been going on for 4 years now, it started when I was 20 with her. I feel like I have lost a lot of my life to this. I lost my job, wrecked my car, and failed out of school. Now I'm unemployed and am trying to make sense of all this.

I think I am going to look for a job on an oil rig somewhere and hopefully get my mind off all this and make a decent amount of money. I really want to move out of state and just get my mind straight again. Want to buy a new truck too.
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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
:( Ive been divorced two years now. Separated the last 4, and now divorced. Im kinda used to it. How many of you are celebrating it alone as well?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1585799


I'm alone...spent most of the day talking on the phone to wonderful people....life is good! I do miss my favorite meal of turkey and the fixings....but there's always tomorrow (if I'm lucky :).

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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
No one is ever alone...


Especially when there's GLP!
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Sorry. Wrong. But I like your attitude.
 Quoting: Captain Spaulding 5956747


Hmmm....so you're not on GLP? Hmmm...
anonymous321

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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
I'm "alone" in that the rest of my family went to dinner. I'm sick and in bed, so I'm thankful for GLP.

Seriously, I've been thinking today about how much internet connectivity adds to my life. It gets a lot of flack, but if you don't use the internet INSTEAD of relationships, it is a good supplement.

I am thankful for all of you.
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Get Well Soon!
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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
My meatballs, chunky mashed taters, sweet potato casserole, garlicky green beans, and homemade cranberries are quite nice.

Everything I make, every cake I bake, is great!
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
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Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
Yesterday after work I pull into the gas station for a fill, and what's playing on the overhead? This!



And I'm thinking.. yeah.. get outta here. Rub it in!
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
No other humans are here; but I have plenty of Company,

and I don't even need to COOK FOR THEM.

That's the best part. I don't have to cook.


SheChai--
 Quoting: UNtypical USer


Hee-hee...I know what you mean!
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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
I'm celebrating thanksgiving alone and after years of marriage and dealing with the in-laws, I much prefer dining on the holidays at a Denny's or fastfood. Few years ago, it came down to me unconciously kicking my father in law at the first sight of him to even taking cheap shots like elbowing him at my wife's brother's wedding, etc.

When it came down to it, it was better for us to divorce before I did more to my in laws which I still don't have any regrets over.

Maybe when both die in a fiery car accident, me and the ex wife might get back together again.
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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
I am because I dont celebrate genocide day.
 Quoting: jonesvn


I am a Native American and I do celebrate Thanksgiving not for the horrors that ultimately beset Native Americans but for the joy of family and life. Not everything should be politicized.
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Crowd-Applause
"You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it." -Morpheus
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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
I work till midnight.. oh well..
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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
I am because I dont celebrate genocide day.
 Quoting: jonesvn


??
 Quoting: DoodleBug


Liberal snobs spewing excessive political correctness crap over how we killed Native Americans on Thanksgiving day....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5794233


Not liberal here. Just don't deny history. And we didn't "kill millions of Native Americans on Thanksgiving day.

GO back to your Seinfeld Thanksgiving special or whatever it is.
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I am because I dont celebrate genocide day.
 Quoting: jonesvn


??
 Quoting: DoodleBug


Liberal snobs spewing excessive political correctness crap over how we killed Native Americans on Thanksgiving day....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5794233


Not liberal here. Just don't deny history. And we didn't "kill millions of Native Americans on Thanksgiving day.

GO back to your Seinfeld Thanksgiving special or whatever it is.
 Quoting: Captain Spaulding 5956747


There's a Seinfeld Thanksgiving special??

Really??

5a
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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I'm "alone" in that the rest of my family went to dinner. I'm sick and in bed, so I'm thankful for GLP.

Seriously, I've been thinking today about how much internet connectivity adds to my life. It gets a lot of flack, but if you don't use the internet INSTEAD of relationships, it is a good supplement.

I am thankful for all of you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5959206


YAY! I'm not the only one sick. I was suppose to work today, but probably won't get back to work to week later b/c of gallbladder problems. I have already been to the ER once, having it ultrasounded tomorrow.

Too be honest, this day sucked, and it makes it very difficult to be thankful for anything.

Misery loves company?

Watch some funny movies! Make some soup, I am...that's all I can eat. I ate some mashed potatoes, and it made me so much sicker.

For everyone healthy, I am JEALOUS. But thankful for good health. :)

Screw holidays.
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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
No one is ever alone...


Especially when there's GLP!
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Sorry. Wrong. But I like your attitude.
 Quoting: Captain Spaulding 5956747


Hmmm....so you're not on GLP? Hmmm...
 Quoting: anonymous321


Didn't mean to sound so callous. I meant some of us ARE alone, through no fault of our own (deaths, etc). And it can make you feel even more lonely when so many around you have families and are celebrating together.

So I blow off some negative energy by posting here. I guess that's wrong too. I DO wish everyone a good holiday. Honest.
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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
I don't celebrate Christmas anymore now that I know Jesus is a Myth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5961466


Satan comes to steal, kill and destroy.

He is called the father of lies.

Can you guess why?

Because he's so darn good at it!

I would be willing to bet my Christmas turkey that you also don't believe in Satan.

All the evil going on in our world is just one giant coincidence?

:rotflmao:
 Quoting: tcs 1445810


Satan is a reptilian interdimensional being from either the Draco or Orion star systems.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5971422


Satan is from Orion, Lucifer is from Draco.
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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
Satan is a reptilian/human hybrid. Lucifer is full blown reptilian at the core, but now looks human.
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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
I rescued a turkey today!

I feel great about it too.

I saw her locked in a freezer and wrapped in plastic so I took her home and warmed her up in my oven.

She was really hot and I couldn't handle myself so I ended up fisting her and stuffed her with all I had. Then I ate her breasts.

Better than being stuck in a damn freezer though!
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you sadist you
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:( Ive been divorced two years now. Separated the last 4, and now divorced. Im kinda used to it. How many of you are celebrating it alone as well?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1585799


just be thankful you don't have to endure the in-laws or a bitchy ex wife.


took me 3 years. But I'm better now.


there will be others.
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I WISH I was. Ratty ass redneck inlaws were here yesterday stirring up shtt, now today my own relatives will be coming to wage their attacks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1182997


THIS is the exact reason me, hubby and the kids did thanksgiving at home on our own for the first time ever. His parents dislike me, a lot, and my parents aren't bad but some of their comments are irritating. We love them, but its MUCH better without them.
"Live each day like it's your last, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching."
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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
,

I've never been alone on Thanksgiving.


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Re: How many of you are celebrating Thanksgiving alone?
I am. This is the second year. It's not so bad. It's been said here before, it's better to be alone than to wish you were. hf

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
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