Earthquake warning for all of the U.S.A. issued by TheWeatherSpace.com

Black Friday will bring about trampling shoppers running at once in which will knock shelves over and possibly injure others. Seismographs all over the place will register the tremors from this event.

This is a warning the GLP effect cannot stop. If you are caught in the epicenter you are in danger. Please pack your things and head to the open land where no WalMarts, Best Buys, or any other Epicenter predicted areas remain.