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Earthquake warning for all of the U.S.A. issued ... DOOM on Black Friday. This is the One Folks!

 
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Fat people knocking down shelves at Walmart?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5989405


I can't get around in walmart on a normal day when I do have to go in there

can't imagine what the stores would be like today in truth

frightening thought in fact


I gave up and left my cart and considered myself lucky to be able to physically get thru the aisles last week when I was in town...

and it wasn't Black Friday

no way in hell I'd go into that mess willingly

for any price

there were people with carts all tangled together and turned sidewise in every aisle...

and they weren't even trying to disentangle themselves and keep any flow of traffic moving

not sure what was up with that

looked like some kind of standoff

half the people were driving their carts and most need lessons on how to go about doing so it seems before they turn them loose in the aisles

wow

people are SCARY aren't they?

at least from that angle they were/are

they lose all facial expression it seems and become bordeline robotic when in that type of situation

and I lose my desire to find anything on my list and am only concerned with ESCAPE

lol

good thing I don't live in a CITY

I'd never make it
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Must be alot of shoppers out in Oklahoma!
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Well, 2 things here ppl, 1 of u asked who the hell does their shopping at Wal Mart?? All the Ghetto Fabulous ppl in Lompoc do.....thads 4 zure!!

And this big ass quaker that is supposed to happen, well would that have anything to do with the flippin missing moon?? Again...............yeah, yeah i know....the little fu*&er keeps going missing....Havent seen it here in like 8 days, so thought maybe they were coinciding or some such nonsense lol.

whateverSo Im off to Wal Mart to join the other black friday shoppers to make sure I dont miss all the action of the falling and knocking down of shelves,hee hee.......
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I won't believe it until Frankie issues a warning.
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i'm with ya on that.

Frankie is the man.
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k two things here ppl, one of u asked who does their christmas shopping at Wal Mart?? All of the ghetto Fabulous ppl in Lompoc do, thads 4 zure!!

And well the other thing was this major quaker that is supposed to happen, would that have anything to do with our moon going missing again??............yeah, I know, this is a stale topic, but the little fu&*er keeps going missing, so thought maybe they were connected or some such nonesense, lol. Ahhhhh who cares anyway right, were all goin down, down, down, so whats the diff??

whateverSo yeah, Im off to Wal Mart to buy cat litter so I make sure not to miss all the action of the falling down shelves and knocking eachother over, that will keep me busy 4 a while, hee hee.
Why is sh$% so trippy???
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Earthquake warning for all of the U.S.A. issued by TheWeatherSpace.com

Black Friday will bring about trampling shoppers running at once in which will knock shelves over and possibly injure others. Seismographs all over the place will register the tremors from this event.

This is a warning the GLP effect cannot stop. If you are caught in the epicenter you are in danger. Please pack your things and head to the open land where no WalMarts, Best Buys, or any other Epicenter predicted areas remain.
 Quoting: KMartin


Very funny and creative indeed...hfhfhf

I wonder what all these people did buy today? Probably all they don't need?

A little earthquake would fit as a punishment for their greediness...hiding
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Fat people knocking down shelves at Walmart?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5989405


I can't get around in walmart on a normal day when I do have to go in there

can't imagine what the stores would be like today in truth

frightening thought in fact


I gave up and left my cart and considered myself lucky to be able to physically get thru the aisles last week when I was in town...

and it wasn't Black Friday

no way in hell I'd go into that mess willingly

for any price

there were people with carts all tangled together and turned sidewise in every aisle...

and they weren't even trying to disentangle themselves and keep any flow of traffic moving

not sure what was up with that

looked like some kind of standoff

half the people were driving their carts and most need lessons on how to go about doing so it seems before they turn them loose in the aisles

wow

people are SCARY aren't they?

at least from that angle they were/are

they lose all facial expression it seems and become bordeline robotic when in that type of situation

and I lose my desire to find anything on my list and am only concerned with ESCAPE

lol

good thing I don't live in a CITY

I'd never make it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3456752


ohh shit this was one of the funniest posts Ive ever read about how crappy it is to try and survive mania in Wal Mart!! So true, ppl get all weird n stuff, they really do go into like stepford wives mode, it really gets hairy.... But that was classic....never heard someone describe it that well, even down to the tards that cant frigen direct a shopping cart......that shits annoying, like, what, are you gonna mow me down with ur dam cart lady!!! Move over you cow....., gotta share the isle u piglet! And then they give u that half ass nervouse but irritated smile....rant
Why is sh$% so trippy???
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It has already started. I returned from getting water and the traffic is horrendous. Best Buy and Walmart area. Minor quakes already starting around Lexington,KY.
 Quoting: islanddog1


Funny. In Nashville very little to any traffic here. It's like a ghost town!

ghost
 Quoting: LakeXeno


Glad to hear. I've got to head into town shortly.
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Earthquake warning for all of the U.S.A. issued by TheWeatherSpace.com

Black Friday will bring about trampling shoppers running at once in which will knock shelves over and possibly injure others. Seismographs all over the place will register the tremors from this event.

This is a warning the GLP effect cannot stop. If you are caught in the epicenter you are in danger. Please pack your things and head to the open land where no WalMarts, Best Buys, or any other Epicenter predicted areas remain.
 Quoting: KMartin


dance
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Earthquake warning for all of the U.S.A. issued by TheWeatherSpace.com

Black Friday will bring about trampling shoppers running at once in which will knock shelves over and possibly injure others. Seismographs all over the place will register the tremors from this event.

This is a warning the GLP effect cannot stop. If you are caught in the epicenter you are in danger. Please pack your things and head to the open land where no WalMarts, Best Buys, or any other Epicenter predicted areas remain.
 Quoting: KMartin


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Mossad vs Assad? 'CIA death squads behind Syria bloodbath'

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Moscow has accused the west of stirring up tensions in the Arab world by calling for the overthrow of the Syrian regime. Russia says calls from certain states for the Syrian opposition to avoid dialogue with the government, are only provoking further violence. Author and journalist Webster Tarpley, who's in Damascus, says, it's very simple, western powers are behind the violence in Syria.
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Shoppers going to Syria now for Black Friday specials?
"I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12
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Re: Earthquake warning for all of the U.S.A. issued ... DOOM on Black Friday. This is the One Folks!
Fat people knocking down shelves at Walmart?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5989405


I can't get around in walmart on a normal day when I do have to go in there

can't imagine what the stores would be like today in truth

frightening thought in fact


I gave up and left my cart and considered myself lucky to be able to physically get thru the aisles last week when I was in town...

and it wasn't Black Friday

no way in hell I'd go into that mess willingly

for any price

there were people with carts all tangled together and turned sidewise in every aisle...

and they weren't even trying to disentangle themselves and keep any flow of traffic moving

not sure what was up with that

looked like some kind of standoff

half the people were driving their carts and most need lessons on how to go about doing so it seems before they turn them loose in the aisles

wow

people are SCARY aren't they?

at least from that angle they were/are

they lose all facial expression it seems and become bordeline robotic when in that type of situation

and I lose my desire to find anything on my list and am only concerned with ESCAPE

lol

good thing I don't live in a CITY

I'd never make it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3456752


I realized one day walking around in walmart that the zombie apocalypse was already here!
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Re: Earthquake warning for all of the U.S.A. issued ... DOOM on Black Friday. This is the One Folks!
So, a few hours ago, I laid down to take a nap. I was singing a praise song to God, and I saw in my mind a giant finger, and the phrase "finger of God" came into my mind.

Now knowing what that meant, I just fell asleep. I woke up about 30 minutes ago, sat down on my computer to check my email and I heard the words "Finger of God" in my head.

Ok.... now I know He's trying to tell me something specific.

So, I googled the words "Finger of God" and up came this site. [link to www.fingerofgodfilm.com]

It's a movie.........so I went to youtube to see if it's available to watch there, and it was. Below are the 10 parts to the movie that anyone can watch.

I
Here is a brief description about the film that I found on the website: "Finger of God began as a short film about God's miraculous power. I had no budget, no script, and no idea what this movie was ultimately going to look like. I teach storytelling and film at a University in Chicago, and here I was breaking all of my own rules.

But that's where I found myself, and I quickly discovered that God is an incredible film producer. He funded the whole film (I never had to ask for money), took me around the world, and introduced me to some truly incredible people.

So what is the film about? Well, now that it's finished, I can finally answer that question. On the surface it is about the miraculous. I originally thought I was making a film that simply tried to capture miracles on tape. But as the story progressed, things began to change.

At its core, it is about the heart of God. It's about how He views us, and how He is desperate for a relationship with us. Along the way, He places his finger on our lives, touches us deeply, heals us, shows His creativity, and generally surprises us with every move He makes."
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Maybe God should hang out at Wal-Mart?
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:megabullshit:
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:megabullshit:
 Quoting: Wonkish


lol
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yep, we're all dead now...

maybe we are all ghosts. oops, didn't i just have a thread about this a few days ago? oops, i mean, that wasn't me, lol.

tard
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:megabullshit:
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