who wears magnum condoms?

yes and there still to tight

that's the same as when you tell her she doesn't look fat

THIS, lol

dude, when you're inventing big penis story stick to a penis size that will not require you to be 3 meters tall 200 kilos heavy giant black dude that is in all star NBA team, lol.

any normally built man could not function with a 30+ cm big johnson coz upon eraction he'd faint and have to have penis reduction so he could have a normal life.
(read about it if you don't believe me, there have been cases reported)

lol, i was reading this girl's complaint at a woman's health forum that her bf's penis is too big and she experienced bleeding and some pain and is afraid to let him inside her again...etc...

and one girl said something along the lines of, "aw yah, poor you. your bf has a big penis, that must be awful.
consider yourself lucky and after you make love tonight to your well endowed man donate some money to charities working with small sized men, these are people with real problems."

i think this girls reply was honest, funny and wise.

does size matter in love, course not, if you love the guy, NOTHING matters.

"nothing matters, yet everything matters."


a while back i had this friend who at the time was 40, and he had had many relationships with women of every age, race, and many types of differetn relationships, he was a bit of slut in his day, but he also had 5 year long relationships where he'd live with his gf...etc..

his take on love was, when it comes to love, nothing matters, yet everything matters...paradoxical but true.
i have grown to agree with this paradoxical theory.

regarding cervix, vagina streches out pretty fast to accomodate a big penis, and she does it happily.
besides if a woman is lucky enough to have her cervix stimulized by her lovers penis she can experience a new sort of orgasam, which is called exactly that, cervical orgasam.
and some people even say that sometimes a woman's body is so happy that cervix opens up and accomodates the penis inside, which results in unique mixture of pleasure and (just a little bit of kinky) pain, that will sent the woman right into stratosphere. you know the kind of climax women have and they pass out.

i know it's terrible of me to say all this, coz a man isn't at fault for the penis he got at birth, and the whole penis size shananiganze is yet another proof that god is cruel.

i would not love my husband less if he had an averege penis or even small one, but am i sad he has a monster in his boxer shorts, NO SIR!

i stopped petronizing men over their size, ever since we discussed size in a family circle, lol, yes i come form sexually very liberated family, and my brother said he had a small one, i said well 14 cm isn't small, it's avrege, he said don't patronize mi sis, i'm 18 years old, i'm big enough to live with the fact i have a small penis, just means i have to work a bit harder at keeping a girl happy, but it doesn't mean women have to comfort me.

i was proud that my little brother was a man, and handled himslef like a man.

LOL, also my family is not sexually perverted, my brother is gay, so we used to discuss stuff like two sisters.
since he repressed the fact that he is gay and started dating only women again, we never discuss stuff anymore, coz apprently straight brothers do not talk to their sisters about sex.

mine are more like Higgins Condoms

You only have one penis. Enjoy it and try to find else that might. If not...buy toys. Eff it.

Why are my posts getting re-edited?

i cry bullshit. unless youre fucking giant women, the average uterus cant take any more than 8 inches

Woman here - the guy who said he has a limb is full of shit. Also, the bigger ones are tougher to work with. I personally like average size the best. Nothing wrong with being average. The very small ones are the sad cases where we have to find good reasons to break up with the guy.

I do nice fit reg condoms feel way to tight and they hurt

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If you find them xl magnums to loose put a few wrpas of toilet paper arounf the shaft and then use twist tie at the base to secure it ,done good to go

I prefer the Rick and T.C. condoms.

I went to the store to buy mine and they didn't scan.

It was so embarrassing when the woman called over the microphone

Price Check on teenie weenie itsy bitsy "Tight Squeeze" brand condoms please.

20 pack

But I got over it!

The women in the store were quite lovely. They said it doesn't matter. You have a nice smile and you glow a beautiful shade of red...

I wear them, Else dude looks like barney.

the condoms i have been buying have serial numbers on each one thesedays any one else see them

Yup...all 324 numbers...long ways. Amazin...ain't it?

Serial numbers yes, now what do I cover the rest of my johnson with.

Body glove .. better safe than sorry.

I have to wear them but only the magnum large not the magnum extra large.

some guys have,nt noticed these serial numbers ,I guess they dont have to roll them down far enough to see them

around here they call me johnny magnum or somethng

i have like boxes and crates of them and have no children and foiur hundred thirty two liasons

and no aids

no aids, no brats, and that means lots of cash, cash for magnums

Wearing a condom during sex is like eating a sandwich with the plastic baggie still on it.

Yes. It's like eating steak with a balloon on your tongue.

Look it's easy enough to tell if you need a size up.

Compare to a regular rubber. If the elastic end is being pushed into the woman because the condom's too short, you risk losing the bugger in there. Plus you don't want your boys being able to get past the elastic end. Same goes if it's pinching you at all, moisture and vacuum seal do most of the work of keeping it on, so it doesn't need to be cutting off circulation or anything. You can buy a seperate ring for that if that's your bag.

Using a too small condom or too big of one is an equal risk for the bastard flying off and ruining the next 20 years of your life. If it's too tight or short size up, and if it's loose and baggy size down.

I use Magnums myself, regular ones either pinch or don't cover the whole shaft, catch friction during the deed, and fly off. They fit pretty good, don't think I'd need to try the XLs. I can afford to be honest, I'm perma-AC so it's not like I have a reputation to worry about.

it's like having a shit on a cling film covered bog

it just isn't the same, is it?

I do, if I cannot find any trash bags on sale.

I do have straight friends that are so big they can't do anything with it. It's as much a curse as a person with a micro penis. I say....go for the wallet or a sensual person that can make up for it. What do women think of that?

I wear magnums because they're the only ones that won't break while using. I have average girth, down bottom, but big up top. I can't put normal condoms on. I always have to stretch the opening just to put the head in and many times it breaks then or I simply have so much trouble getting it on that I go limp. And it almost always break. Hence, the magnums. They never break and I don't have to stretch it so much to get it on. It never comes off, either, unless I'm pulling it out someone's ass and don't grip the base of it.

I used to be impressed by guys who had incredible girth, until I had a threesome and realized the guy had no stroke whatsoever. Too short. Can't even get a stroke going while jerking off. SMH.