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theGOOCH (OP) User ID: 6069746 United States 11/26/2011 06:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | thats reassurring. i consider(as does every woman ive banged) myself to be big. but i was scared that if "big" condoms didnt fit snug id be shattered and probly kill myself. i am married, and my wife cant get pregnant, we thought we'd use rubbers again to try something different, like we was teens again or some shit. we bought a 3 pack of regular size trojan sensations. SLAM THAT CLAM |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1461956 United States 11/26/2011 06:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Funny, dude. This stuff is actually no joke, and having a big 'un is not all it's cracked up to be. I'm what you would call 'big'. 13 inches and almost 3 inch girth. Sounds like fun eh? Wrong. The good part is that over time, my reputation has made it so that women actually seek ME out. I don't have to play too much game. That's actually sad as the 'pickup' is kind of fun, and it makes things more exciting. The bad part is that I have never found the woman who can "Take It All" without work. By work, I mean that the few long-term relationships I've had, it took MONTHS of trying to get them able to take most of it. I was with one gal for about a month until she moved (work related), and to date she was the ONLY woman who could "take it all". There's something grand and satisfying about 'bottoming out', that feeling of being fully 'inside' and/or 'part' of the other person. You 'normal' size guys are the lucky ones. I'd trade mine for an 8-incher in a minute. Seriously. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6061331 United Kingdom 11/26/2011 06:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Funny, dude. This stuff is actually no joke, and having a big 'un is not all it's cracked up to be. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1461956 I'm what you would call 'big'. 13 inches and almost 3 inch girth. Sounds like fun eh? Wrong. The good part is that over time, my reputation has made it so that women actually seek ME out. I don't have to play too much game. That's actually sad as the 'pickup' is kind of fun, and it makes things more exciting. The bad part is that I have never found the woman who can "Take It All" without work. By work, I mean that the few long-term relationships I've had, it took MONTHS of trying to get them able to take most of it. I was with one gal for about a month until she moved (work related), and to date she was the ONLY woman who could "take it all". There's something grand and satisfying about 'bottoming out', that feeling of being fully 'inside' and/or 'part' of the other person. You 'normal' size guys are the lucky ones. I'd trade mine for an 8-incher in a minute. Seriously. thats 92 cubic inches of cock you have there mate, must take a bit of blood to inflate that. passout much? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1267719 United States 11/26/2011 06:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i was gonna buy some today, just to see how they fit.......but i was scared they would be loose and my ego would be destroyed forever. Quoting: theGOOCH you go to the store and buy them while some ladies with tramp stamps are watching. Get their number, then toss the condoms later..... It works every time. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1370297 United States 11/26/2011 06:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i was gonna buy some today, just to see how they fit.......but i was scared they would be loose and my ego would be destroyed forever. Quoting: theGOOCH you go to the store and buy them while some ladies with tramp stamps are watching. Get their number, then toss the condoms later..... It works every time. its easier to just wait outside the abortion clinic |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1267719 United States 11/26/2011 07:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i was gonna buy some today, just to see how they fit.......but i was scared they would be loose and my ego would be destroyed forever. Quoting: theGOOCH you go to the store and buy them while some ladies with tramp stamps are watching. Get their number, then toss the condoms later..... It works every time. its easier to just wait outside the abortion clinic lol |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6061331 United Kingdom 11/26/2011 07:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i was gonna buy some today, just to see how they fit.......but i was scared they would be loose and my ego would be destroyed forever. Quoting: theGOOCH you go to the store and buy them while some ladies with tramp stamps are watching. Get their number, then toss the condoms later..... It works every time. its easier to just wait outside the abortion clinic i cant imagine that working?! |
LifeInDeath User ID: 844726 United States 11/26/2011 07:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My roommate does. He's a big, fat funny looking guy but he gets laid like nobody's business and mostly by very hot women (though he's not even remotely picky). I know that part of his line is to tell women how well hung he is. Seems to work. Crazy. Her lips were red, her looks were free, Her locks were yellow as gold: Her skin was as white as leprosy, The Night-Mare LIFE-IN-DEATH was she, Who thicks man's blood with cold. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge, "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" |
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dan User ID: 4270341 United States 11/26/2011 07:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "i was gonna buy some today, just to see how they fit.......but i was scared they would be loose and my ego would be destroyed forever." I'm not sure they are that much bigger than regular condoms, at least as far as girth goes. You should be fine. Just try one on first before you actually put them to real use. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1502042 United States 11/26/2011 11:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Funny, dude. This stuff is actually no joke, and having a big 'un is not all it's cracked up to be. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1461956 I'm what you would call 'big'. 13 inches and almost 3 inch girth. Sounds like fun eh? Wrong. The good part is that over time, my reputation has made it so that women actually seek ME out. I don't have to play too much game. That's actually sad as the 'pickup' is kind of fun, and it makes things more exciting. The bad part is that I have never found the woman who can "Take It All" without work. By work, I mean that the few long-term relationships I've had, it took MONTHS of trying to get them able to take most of it. I was with one gal for about a month until she moved (work related), and to date she was the ONLY woman who could "take it all". There's something grand and satisfying about 'bottoming out', that feeling of being fully 'inside' and/or 'part' of the other person. You 'normal' size guys are the lucky ones. I'd trade mine for an 8-incher in a minute. Seriously. Lol, pencil dick much? I think my middle finger has almost 3 inche of girth. I also highly doubt you are 13 in length. Most of the "monsters" in porn are between 9-10 inches with 5-6 inches or girth. Not only that, but the amount of blood it would take to fill a dick like that would leave your brain in a semi catatonic state. which would mean you have a floopy baby arm swinging between your legs. I'm calling bullshit on you pal. Pics or it didn't happen. |
theGOOCH (OP) User ID: 1310537 United States 11/27/2011 10:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Funny, dude. This stuff is actually no joke, and having a big 'un is not all it's cracked up to be. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1461956 I'm what you would call 'big'. 13 inches and almost 3 inch girth. Sounds like fun eh? Wrong. The good part is that over time, my reputation has made it so that men actually seek ME out. I don't have to play too much game. That's actually sad as the 'pickup' is kind of fun, and it makes things more exciting. The bad part is that I have never found the man who can "Take It All" without work. By work, I mean that the few long-term relationships I've had, it took MONTHS of trying to get them able to take most of it. I was with one guy for about a month until he moved (work related), and to date he was the ONLY man who could "take it all". There's something grand and satisfying about 'bottoming out', that feeling of being fully 'inside' and/or 'part' of the other person. You 'normal' size guys are the lucky ones. I'd trade mine for an 8-incher in a minute. Seriously. fixed it for you SLAM THAT CLAM |