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who wears magnum condoms?

 
theGOOCH
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who wears magnum condoms?
i was gonna buy some today, just to see how they fit.......but i was scared they would be loose and my ego would be destroyed forever.
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
no worries OP just make a lot of money and some lady out there will make you feel special until you marry her
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
Not me.. My wiener is too small.
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11/26/2011 06:31 PM
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
Honestly they are not much bigger than the regular one.

Trojan XL, that's another thing though....
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11/26/2011 06:32 PM
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
lol condoms
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11/26/2011 06:33 PM
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
I wear them

On my head

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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
Contrary to popular opinion, large, or magnum size condoms are not a lot bigger than average size condoms
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
LOL A CONDEM ON YOR HEAD THAT IS A FUNY THING TO THINK OF WHAT IS A MAGNUM I THINK IT IS A GUN NOT A CONDEM
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11/26/2011 06:35 PM
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
thats reassurring. i consider(as does every woman ive banged) myself to be big. but i was scared that if "big" condoms didnt fit snug id be shattered and probly kill myself.


i am married, and my wife cant get pregnant, we thought we'd use rubbers again to try something different, like we was teens again or some shit.


we bought a 3 pack of regular size trojan sensations.
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11/26/2011 06:38 PM
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
the average condom is 7.5 inches long and 2 inches wide

50% of men are narrower than the average condom

20% of men are wider than the average condom

the average condom is almost .3 inches thick

the magnums just have extra 'headroom'
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11/26/2011 06:39 PM
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
we bought a 3 pack of regular size trojan sensations.
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you will be back to not satisfying her in no time!
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11/26/2011 06:43 PM
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
Well I wear them and I usually cannot fit into a standard sized condom, they are too tight.
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11/26/2011 06:49 PM
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
Funny, dude. This stuff is actually no joke, and having a big 'un is not all it's cracked up to be.

I'm what you would call 'big'. 13 inches and almost 3 inch girth. Sounds like fun eh? Wrong.

The good part is that over time, my reputation has made it so that women actually seek ME out. I don't have to play too much game. That's actually sad as the 'pickup' is kind of fun, and it makes things more exciting.

The bad part is that I have never found the woman who can "Take It All" without work. By work, I mean that the few long-term relationships I've had, it took MONTHS of trying to get them able to take most of it. I was with one gal for about a month until she moved (work related), and to date she was the ONLY woman who could "take it all".

There's something grand and satisfying about 'bottoming out', that feeling of being fully 'inside' and/or 'part' of the other person.

You 'normal' size guys are the lucky ones. I'd trade mine for an 8-incher in a minute. Seriously.
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
Funny, dude. This stuff is actually no joke, and having a big 'un is not all it's cracked up to be.

I'm what you would call 'big'. 13 inches and almost 3 inch girth. Sounds like fun eh? Wrong.

The good part is that over time, my reputation has made it so that women actually seek ME out. I don't have to play too much game. That's actually sad as the 'pickup' is kind of fun, and it makes things more exciting.

The bad part is that I have never found the woman who can "Take It All" without work. By work, I mean that the few long-term relationships I've had, it took MONTHS of trying to get them able to take most of it. I was with one gal for about a month until she moved (work related), and to date she was the ONLY woman who could "take it all".

There's something grand and satisfying about 'bottoming out', that feeling of being fully 'inside' and/or 'part' of the other person.

You 'normal' size guys are the lucky ones. I'd trade mine for an 8-incher in a minute. Seriously.
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thats 92 cubic inches of cock you have there mate, must take a bit of blood to inflate that.

passout much?
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
i was gonna buy some today, just to see how they fit.......but i was scared they would be loose and my ego would be destroyed forever.
 Quoting: theGOOCH


you go to the store and buy them while some ladies with tramp stamps are watching. Get their number, then toss the condoms later..... It works every time.
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
i was gonna buy some today, just to see how they fit.......but i was scared they would be loose and my ego would be destroyed forever.
 Quoting: theGOOCH


you go to the store and buy them while some ladies with tramp stamps are watching. Get their number, then toss the condoms later..... It works every time.
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its easier to just wait outside the abortion clinic
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
LOL A CONDEM ON YOR HEAD THAT IS A FUNY THING TO THINK OF WHAT IS A MAGNUM I THINK IT IS A GUN NOT A CONDEM
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
i was gonna buy some today, just to see how they fit.......but i was scared they would be loose and my ego would be destroyed forever.
 Quoting: theGOOCH


you go to the store and buy them while some ladies with tramp stamps are watching. Get their number, then toss the condoms later..... It works every time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1267719


its easier to just wait outside the abortion clinic
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lol
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
i was gonna buy some today, just to see how they fit.......but i was scared they would be loose and my ego would be destroyed forever.
 Quoting: theGOOCH


you go to the store and buy them while some ladies with tramp stamps are watching. Get their number, then toss the condoms later..... It works every time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1267719


its easier to just wait outside the abortion clinic
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i cant imagine that working?!
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
My roommate does. He's a big, fat funny looking guy but he gets laid like nobody's business and mostly by very hot women (though he's not even remotely picky). I know that part of his line is to tell women how well hung he is. Seems to work. Crazy.
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The Night-Mare LIFE-IN-DEATH was she,
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
why is 3 inches girth considered big? Mine is almost 6 inches wide.....now thats real girth
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11/26/2011 07:03 PM
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
The correct answer to the question is...

Tom Selleck.
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
HI FREIND IT IS TOM NOT KNEW HOW ARE YOU TODAY I AM GOOD I WAS JUST WACHING SOME FOOTBALL
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11/26/2011 07:13 PM
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
"i was gonna buy some today, just to see how they fit.......but i was scared they would be loose and my ego would be destroyed forever."

I'm not sure they are that much bigger than regular condoms, at least as far as girth goes. You should be fine. Just try one on first before you actually put them to real use.
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11/26/2011 07:23 PM
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
only losers wear condoms.

bareback until i die, baby!
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
but seriously, could you imagine being at the drug store and picking out some magnum sized condoms to purchase and then having a second thought and getting regular size instead?
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
If I need one, magnums are the way to go.

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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
If I need one, magnums are the way to go.

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swell, mell...
theGOOCH  (OP)

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11/26/2011 10:10 PM
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
my wife says its a nice size
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11/26/2011 11:33 PM
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
Funny, dude. This stuff is actually no joke, and having a big 'un is not all it's cracked up to be.

I'm what you would call 'big'. 13 inches and almost 3 inch girth. Sounds like fun eh? Wrong.

The good part is that over time, my reputation has made it so that women actually seek ME out. I don't have to play too much game. That's actually sad as the 'pickup' is kind of fun, and it makes things more exciting.

The bad part is that I have never found the woman who can "Take It All" without work. By work, I mean that the few long-term relationships I've had, it took MONTHS of trying to get them able to take most of it. I was with one gal for about a month until she moved (work related), and to date she was the ONLY woman who could "take it all".

There's something grand and satisfying about 'bottoming out', that feeling of being fully 'inside' and/or 'part' of the other person.

You 'normal' size guys are the lucky ones. I'd trade mine for an 8-incher in a minute. Seriously.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1461956


Lol, pencil dick much?

I think my middle finger has almost 3 inche of girth. I also highly doubt you are 13 in length. Most of the "monsters" in porn are between 9-10 inches with 5-6 inches or girth.

Not only that, but the amount of blood it would take to fill a dick like that would leave your brain in a semi catatonic state. which would mean you have a floopy baby arm swinging between your legs.

I'm calling bullshit on you pal. Pics or it didn't happen.
theGOOCH  (OP)

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11/27/2011 10:52 AM
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Re: who wears magnum condoms?
Funny, dude. This stuff is actually no joke, and having a big 'un is not all it's cracked up to be.

I'm what you would call 'big'. 13 inches and almost 3 inch girth. Sounds like fun eh? Wrong.

The good part is that over time, my reputation has made it so that men actually seek ME out. I don't have to play too much game. That's actually sad as the 'pickup' is kind of fun, and it makes things more exciting.

The bad part is that I have never found the man who can "Take It All" without work. By work, I mean that the few long-term relationships I've had, it took MONTHS of trying to get them able to take most of it. I was with one guy for about a month until he moved (work related), and to date he was the ONLY man who could "take it all".

There's something grand and satisfying about 'bottoming out', that feeling of being fully 'inside' and/or 'part' of the other person.

You 'normal' size guys are the lucky ones. I'd trade mine for an 8-incher in a minute. Seriously.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1461956


fixed it for you
SLAM THAT CLAM





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