Funny, dude. This stuff is actually no joke, and having a big 'un is not all it's cracked up to be.

I'm what you would call 'big'. 13 inches and almost 3 inch girth. Sounds like fun eh? Wrong.

The good part is that over time, my reputation has made it so that men actually seek ME out. I don't have to play too much game. That's actually sad as the 'pickup' is kind of fun, and it makes things more exciting.

The bad part is that I have never found the man who can "Take It All" without work. By work, I mean that the few long-term relationships I've had, it took MONTHS of trying to get them able to take most of it. I was with one guy for about a month until he moved (work related), and to date he was the ONLY man who could "take it all".

There's something grand and satisfying about 'bottoming out', that feeling of being fully 'inside' and/or 'part' of the other person.

You 'normal' size guys are the lucky ones. I'd trade mine for an 8-incher in a minute. Seriously.