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3 Questions That Make Girls Horny

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2011 11:22 PM
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3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
Well what are they?
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
Babe... Could you take care of my credit card for the day?
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11/26/2011 11:26 PM
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
What does a man with a one inch penis have for breakfast? I had cornflakes.

On second thought, maybe that's not such a good question.
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
Should we go to my place or stay on my dad's yacht?
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11/26/2011 11:29 PM
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
1.do you want a back rub?,2.would you like me to wash the dishes?3.You wanna go shopping?
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Should we go to my place or stay on my dad's yacht?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6082281


German loser. I have my own yacht and don't need daddy to help me out.
New Age Messiah

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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
1. Can I buy you a drink

2. Can I buy you another one?

3. One more for the road?
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11/26/2011 11:33 PM
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
I'm not saying it is Alien hon...but do you think it looks Alien?

*with your hair all fucked up*
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
Tell them the truth it makes them hot because its such a shock that any man ever tells them the truth lmao
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11/26/2011 11:34 PM
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
Well what are they?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 783264


Hon I'm a millionaire, wanna go shopping?
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Should we go to my place or stay on my dad's yacht?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6082281


German loser. I have my own yacht and don't need daddy to help me out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1296906


laugh

I see your yacht and raise you a speedboat.
ELric

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11/26/2011 11:39 PM
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
I read somewhere once that they were...

What gives you the most fulfillment in life?

What is the one thing you would need if trapped on a deserted island?

What emotions will you experience when you achieve your most far reaching goal?

Hope that helps.
Only in darkness do you find light,
Only in bright do you find night.

To become awakened and enlightened, one must first experience awakening and enlightening events. Once you have experienced an event, and consciously accepted it, you are now awake. Follow the path of your own choosing and upon completion, you are enlightened. Each step in that path that you chose; each experience you go through; are all like stepping stones leading to the Enlightened "Tree"
Your path following those small stepping stones, result in a large outcome; for the wanderer on a spiritual journey, the result is Enlightenment.
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
would you like to go for a ride in my Porsche?
when's the last time you passed out from sex?
will you come with me while I cash in my lottery ticket?
stefanos
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11/27/2011 12:08 AM
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
I'm filthy rich and going to die next week. Please marry me now before its too late.
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11/27/2011 12:10 AM
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
Did you know your failing in my course?

Would you like to get an A?

Would you like me to recommend you for a scholarship?
HilosPP

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Are you ready for round 2?

What round is this?

When's the real first round?
The Self-Annointed Golden Elohim; Israel's Foresaken.
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11/27/2011 12:23 AM
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
Is it hanging out the bottom of my shorts again?

Do you have enough shoes or do you need more?
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11/27/2011 12:37 AM
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
i got nothin for them but Hard dick and Bubble Gum
Anonymous Coward
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11/27/2011 12:46 AM
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
Do you like mustache rides?
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
Be unique and different, say yes.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
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11/27/2011 12:59 AM
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
Are you sure your husband isn't coming home?

What if your mom walks in?

Think your roommate would like to join us?
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11/27/2011 07:12 PM
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
That's not a rock in my pant's and yes, I'm happy to see you.sideways
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11/27/2011 08:05 PM
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
1. Can I buy you a drink

2. Can I buy you another one?

3. One more for the road?
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


So you go exclusively for the alcoholics then?

Not that there is anything wrong with that....
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11/27/2011 08:14 PM
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
Mind if I pet your pussie (cat)?
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
i got nothin for them but Hard dick and Bubble Gum
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5583084


lemmie guess, you're all out of hard dick?
Anonymous Coward
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11/27/2011 08:24 PM
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
Go to hardware store and buy a screw.

Walk up to lady and ask "wanna screw?"
ILUVCHADKROEGER

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11/27/2011 08:27 PM

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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
Why won't you leave me alone?

Is your friend single?

Does this smell like chloroform?
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11/27/2011 08:27 PM
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
Do you like to ride or be ridden?

Always worked for me... Quasar
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11/27/2011 08:38 PM
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
Why won't you leave me alone?

Is your friend single?

Does this smell like chloroform?
 Quoting: ILUVCHADKROEGER


does this smell like chloroform lol thats hilarious.
MAVERIK

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11/27/2011 08:40 PM
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
do you spit, swallow or take it up dat azz?
Anonymous Coward
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11/27/2011 08:41 PM
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Re: 3 Questions That Make Girls Horny
Suck your pussy mam?

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