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SO IS GEORGE CARLIN IN HELL...

 
allegro

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Tell that to the third world countries
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I'm talking about the Biblical 'Hell' which is really called Gehenna .
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Sorry, The bible was highly edited and thoroughly mistranslated and totally mis interpreted.
 Quoting: allegro


Yes there were some mistranslations but that is about it , most is pure unadulterated Scripture . I agree with the last poster , people just use that one as an excuse because they do not want to accept responsibility .
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Scripture...hmmm...all man made politically derived for a non-reading populous...

Stories/myths that were allagorical turned into real people....and so...the telephone game bit....
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The bible(s)...all of them was/is a plagiarism of thousands of years of stories. Anyone that has studied history metaphoric stories knows this. Hundreds of floods and jesus like persona...long long before the bible was capitulated by Constantine... Basically all bull shit to control for power and profit and amazingly it is still working today.
 Quoting: sk1951


No it is not.

The Bible is history and writings from God.

Carlin was funny on some things except his religion which was bullshit.

Unless he repented he will be burning in the lake of fire some day. Right now he is worm food. There is a second death still to come.

From the looks of his last performance he never repented.
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You really need to do a basic history before you spout about writings from God...God does not need our opinion of him and he/she/it does not punish ....we as aspects are here to purify ourselves...and you need not become a christian soldier to do this...
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The bible(s)...all of them was/is a plagiarism of thousands of years of stories. Anyone that has studied history metaphoric stories knows this. Hundreds of floods and jesus like persona...long long before the bible was capitulated by Constantine... Basically all bull shit to control for power and profit and amazingly it is still working today.
 Quoting: sk1951


No it is not.

The Bible is history and writings from God.

Carlin was funny on some things except his religion which was bullshit.

Unless he repented he will be burning in the lake of fire some day. Right now he is worm food. There is a second death still to come.

From the looks of his last performance he never repented.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6059290


God will smote you for your insulence. How dare you judge any of his creations. You are damned to eternal...wait..

Have a nice day...look in the mirror before you play God and see the fool you are. You are brainwashed and it feels so good don't it.
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11/27/2011 07:57 PM
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This is George at his best...god I miss him so much...
[link to www.youtube.com]
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Re: SO IS GEORGE CARLIN IN HELL...
You really need to do a basic history before you spout about writings from God...God does not need our opinion of him and he/she/it does not punish ....we as aspects are here to purify ourselves...and you need not become a christian soldier to do this...


he/she/it???

Repent, and really spend some time seeking God before you tell us about him.
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He Knew The Truth....all along!!!
No... he is not in hell...Earth is hellbump
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LOL...you really have no clue......This is a walk in
the park comparatively.
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For outside are dogs, and sorcerers, and fornicators, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loves and makes a lie.
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Hell is phony. Only gullible idiots believe that fear-mongering nonsense.
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This is George at his best...god I miss him so much...
[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: sk1951


Love it! Thanks OP!
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Well, george was a catholic school boy and knew Jesus was real. Though he may not have been a posterboy for christianity I say he was saved. Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved. He did and so he was, says me. I don't even care that he made God jokes, they always made me laugh and I'll betcha Jesus laughed too. People don't give God credit for having a sense of humor but He does.
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11/27/2011 08:11 PM
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I would have to say yes he is.....no doubt he and his kind are what the place was made for, unless he repented at the end. The thief on the cross is in heaven and his was the same as a deathbed confession.
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Aw, stop - you're giving us all the warm/fuzzies. . .

gotbop
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yep-can't mock Jesus and get away with it.

This is George at his best...god I miss him so much...
[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: sk1951

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1451439


There was no Jesus....myth and brilliant catholic propaganda campaign by constantine...do your homework.
 Quoting: allegro



lmao - sorry charlie..JESUS defintely lived and is still alive in our hearts and souls!!!

You do your homework moron - I've read up on almost all religions and cults - and atheism is the worse btw
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who wants to go to heaven and be stuck with bible-bashers for eternity?


I wanna go where the drink and loose women are....
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I love him :) hes not in hell. There is no hell.
"Believe in nothing, question everything"
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"he and his kind"

omg, so funny, "he and his kind",
you made me cry from laughing, thx ac!


Miss ya' george, SO glad I got to
see you live buddy, so long and
thanks for all the fish and say
hi to Douglas for me!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6113106


Ha ha. Two brilliant minds. Carlin and Adams.

Man, there was never anyone like Carlin. This world is sadder for losing him.
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"Hell isn't as bad as it's cracked up to be..."

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This is George at his best...god I miss him so much...
[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: sk1951





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I think Carlin will be surprised if he finds out that God agrees with everything he's saying here about "The Big Club" and he'll be surprised when he sees God destroy those guys in "The Big Club". Then, if he wasn't already a member,he'll wish he was a part of God's Club afterall
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Fact: Story of "3 kings, north star, born of a virgin, died for sins, rose 3 days later, etc" has been told throughout history in different cultures, before Jesus.

Were not saying your faith in a higher power is wrong because we all need that. But your capable of making life decisions( dont kill, steal, cheat, etc) without a mythical book written by people who you have no PROOF existed.

If someone wrote a book about living for 6 hundred years, living inside whales, walking on water, it would be regarded as a fairytale and Hollywood would make a movie out of it. Open up your minds, your blind. Wonder why God calls his followers his SHEEP.

Done.
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He's in Heaven making God laugh. We could sure use him here again.
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I wish there was a way to find out? George Carlin was
baptized Roman Catholic. He died in a Catholic hospital, St.
John's Hospital in Los Angeles.

Maybe because of prayer, it happened, he may of received the Last Rites.

Oh, the "GRACE" of the Sacrament!!
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I wish there was a way to find out? George Carlin was
baptized Roman Catholic. He died in a Catholic hospital, St.
John's Hospital in Los Angeles.

Maybe because of prayer, it happened, he may of received the Last Rites.

Oh, the "GRACE" of the Sacrament!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5153500


Right, but was that Catholic enough? We should prolly all offer some chants and beads and shit to our blessed St. Hubbins to help nudge him along, just to make sure he gets all the way up there =D
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He could have called on the Lord and repented on his
deathbed, in which case he is in Paradise.

Remember the thief on the cross.
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I would have to say yes he is.....no doubt he and his kind are what the place was made for, unless he repented at the end. The thief on the cross is in heaven and his was the same as a deathbed confession.
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kitty Truth.
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Fact: Story of "3 kings, north star, born of a virgin, died for sins, rose 3 days later, etc" has been told throughout history in different cultures, before Jesus.

Were not saying your faith in a higher power is wrong because we all need that. But your capable of making life decisions( dont kill, steal, cheat, etc) without a mythical book written by people who you have no PROOF existed.

If someone wrote a book about living for 6 hundred years, living inside whales, walking on water, it would be regarded as a fairytale and Hollywood would make a movie out of it. Open up your minds, your blind. Wonder why God calls his followers his SHEEP.

Done.
 Quoting: Booner81


Exactly! Nice to see some logical thinking here. I posted a thread about that a few months ago...

Thread: The Source of ALL Religion
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I wish there was a way to find out? George Carlin was
baptized Roman Catholic. He died in a Catholic hospital, St.
John's Hospital in Los Angeles.

Maybe because of prayer, it happened, he may of received the Last Rites.

Oh, the "GRACE" of the Sacrament!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5153500


Right, but was that Catholic enough? We should prolly all offer some chants and beads and XXX to our blessed St. Hubbins to help nudge him along, just to make sure he gets all the way up there =D
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4398103


What a gentleman you are Ac 43981. Do you ever think about
your soul?
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I think Carlin will be surprised if he finds out that God agrees with everything he's saying here about "The Big Club" and he'll be surprised when he sees God destroy those guys in "The Big Club". Then, if he wasn't already a member,he'll wish he was a part of God's Club afterall
 Quoting: Morganite


do you actually believe this garbage ?
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Re: SO IS GEORGE CARLIN IN HELL...
I wish there was a way to find out? George Carlin was
baptized Roman Catholic. He died in a Catholic hospital, St.
John's Hospital in Los Angeles.

Maybe because of prayer, it happened, he may of received the Last Rites.

Oh, the "GRACE" of the Sacrament!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5153500


The prayers of others,
getting sprinkled with water as an infant,
living a saintly life,
taking communion twice a day every day of your life,
keeping the commandments as best you can,
Extreme Unction, Confession, or standing on your head.

NONE of these things can keep you out of hell.

The New Testament is crystal clear about what the
requirement is.
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I wish there was a way to find out? George Carlin was
baptized Roman Catholic. He died in a Catholic hospital, St.
John's Hospital in Los Angeles.

Maybe because of prayer, it happened, he may of received the Last Rites.

Oh, the "GRACE" of the Sacrament!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5153500


The prayers of others,
getting sprinkled with water as an infant,
living a saintly life,
taking communion twice a day every day of your life,
keeping the commandments as best you can,
Extreme Unction, Confession, or standing on your head.

NONE of these things can keep you out of hell.

The New Testament is crystal clear about what the
requirement is.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6145521


You won't understand until the Great Warning and it
will be your free will choice then too.


blessings,
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God will not be mocked.
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Fact: Story of "3 kings, north star, born of a virgin, died for sins, rose 3 days later, etc" has been told throughout history in different cultures, before Jesus.

Were not saying your faith in a higher power is wrong because we all need that. But your capable of making life decisions( dont kill, steal, cheat, etc) without a mythical book written by people who you have no PROOF existed.

If someone wrote a book about living for 6 hundred years, living inside whales, walking on water, it would be regarded as a fairytale and Hollywood would make a movie out of it. Open up your minds, your blind. Wonder why God calls his followers his SHEEP.

Done.
 Quoting: Booner81


Exactly! Nice to see some logical thinking here. I posted a thread about that a few months ago...

Thread: The Source of ALL Religion
 Quoting: ChopinRocks




The fool says in his heart 'there is no God.'
Thinking themselves to be wise, they became fools.

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