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GLP Christmas Carol Time

 
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GLP Christmas Carol Time
Hark, My Uncle Speaks of Doom (to the tune of Hark the Herald Angels Sing)

Hark, my uncle speaks of doom;
Bring your tomato plants in soon;
Death and chaos coming near;
Vomit and shit your diapers in fear!

Chemtrails spraying! Bombs aflight!
Earthquakes trembling! Fireballs are bright!

Hark, my uncle speaks of doom;
Bring your tomato plants in soon.


Make your own and post it.
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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I can hear the church choirs harmonizing now.

omdancey
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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ZOMFG LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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ZOMFG LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



1rof1
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


**bows**
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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Silent Night, Doomy Night:

Silent night, doomy night;
Apocalypse turns out our lights;
Zetas sing while CMEs blast;
My preps til spring, they must last.

Nuclear plants meltdown;
Radiation sickness abound.

Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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What The Hell?(to the tune of Jingle Bells)

What the hell? What the hell?
WWIII starts today!
China and Russia point their missiles
at the USA!

What the hell? What the hell?
There's screaming all around!
Bombs are dropping, bodies flopping;
The sky has turned all brown!

Dashing through the woods;
I thought I'd run and hide;
Got my AR15, hanging from my side!

I ran into a tank, with Russians at the flank;
I yelled Wolverines! but no one came;
So I began to pray!

What the hell? What the hell?
WWIII starts today!
China and Russia point their missiles
at the USA!
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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What The Hell?(to the tune of Jingle Bells)

What the hell? What the hell?
WWIII starts today!
China and Russia point their missiles
at the USA!

What the hell? What the hell?
There's screaming all around!
Bombs are dropping, bodies flopping;
The sky has turned all brown!

Dashing through the woods;
I thought I'd run and hide;
Got my AR15, hanging from my side!

I ran into a tank, with Russians at the flank;
I yelled Wolverines! but no one came;
So I began to pray!

What the hell? What the hell?
WWIII starts today!
China and Russia point their missiles
at the USA!
 Quoting: Only Me



That one is catchy!
purplecock
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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If you song Christmas carols in hairlip they make more sense.

Oh yittul town ub Bethlehemb
how til we tee dee yight
Abub die deep and deamlet teep
duh tilent tars doh by
Yed in die dok steets tinethd
dee eberlatteeng yight
duh hope and peers ub awl duh yeaws
aw med indee ooohnight!


Hold the applause. haw haw
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OM you are talented as heck...


These are so hilarious.
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The Twelve Days Of Christmas

as sung by Elmer Fudd

On the fiwst day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
A pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the second day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the thiwd day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Dwee Fwench hens,
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the fouwf day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Fouw cawwing biwds,
Dwee Fwench hens,
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the fiff day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Five gowden wings,
Fouw cawwing biwds,
Dwee Fwench hens,
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the sixf day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Six geese a-waying,
Five gowden wings,
Fouw cawwing biwds,
Dwee Fwench hens,
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the sevenf day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-waying,
Five gowden wings,
Fouw cawwing biwds,
Dwee Fwench hens,
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the eighf day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Eight maids a-miwking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-waying,
Five gowden wings,
Fouw cawwing biwds,
Dwee Fwench hens,
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the ninf day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Nine wadies dancing,
Eight maids a-miwking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-waying,
Five gowden wings,
Fouw cawwing biwds,
Dwee Fwench hens,
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the tenf day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Ten wowds a-weaping,
Nine wadies dancing,
Eight maids a-miwking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-waying,
Five gowden wings,
Fouw cawwing biwds,
Dwee Fwench hens,
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the ewevenf day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Eweven pipews piping,
Ten wowds a-weaping,
Nine wadies dancing,
Eight maids a-miwking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-waying,
Five gowden wings,
Fouw cawwing biwds,
Dwee Fwench hens,
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the twewff day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Twewve dwummews dwumming,
Eweven pipews piping,
Ten wowds a-weaping,
Nine wadies dancing,
Eight maids a-miwking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-waying,
Five gowden wings,
Fouw cawwing biwds,
Dwee Fwench hens,
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee!
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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Joy to the world! It has begun!
Let nature kick our ass!

Let every fault line tremble with joy divine;
And phone poles be destroyed;
And then tsunamis fill the void;
My God! My God! It has begun!


Joy to the world! It has begun!
Let nature kick our ass!

Let every volcano spew forth their lava, flow flow flow;
And burn our homes down flat!
And turn us all to ash!
My God! My God! It has begun!
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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Joy to the world! It has begun!
Let nature kick our ass!

Let every fault line tremble with joy divine;
And phone poles be destroyed;
And then tsunamis fill the void;
My God! My God! It has begun!


Joy to the world! It has begun!
Let nature kick our ass!

Let every volcano spew forth their lava, flow flow flow;
And burn our homes down flat!
And turn us all to ash!
My God! My God! It has begun!
 Quoting: Only Me


Lmao!

Well done, OP...well done

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Joy to the world! It has begun!
Let nature kick our ass!

Let every fault line tremble with joy divine;
And phone poles be destroyed;
And then tsunamis fill the void;
My God! My God! It has begun!


Joy to the world! It has begun!
Let nature kick our ass!

Let every volcano spew forth their lava, flow flow flow;
And burn our homes down flat!
And turn us all to ash!
My God! My God! It has begun!
 Quoting: Only Me


Lmao!

Well done, OP...well done

applause2
 Quoting: Seagal5


Frankie thanks you

telephone_pole
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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No one has made one up?
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

Only Me (OP)
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bump because I worked hard on these -__-
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

Only Me (OP)
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On the first day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
A Hello Kitty AR-15

omrifle

On the second day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR-15

omrifle

On the third day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Three blue targets

omsmurfd

Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR-15.

omrifle

On the fourth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
And a Hello Kitty AR-15.

omrifle

On the fifth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Five pinned threads

ombigpin

Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR-15.

On the sixth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Six trollers trolling;
Five pinned threads;
Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR15

omrifle

On the seventh day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Seven Black Swans swimming;
Six trollers trolling;
Five pinned threads;
Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR15

omrifle

On the eighth day of Chritmas, GLP gave to me;
Eight Frankie doom vids;
Seven Black Swans swimming;
Six trollers trolling;
Five pinned threads;
Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR15

omrifle


.........eh I'll finish later
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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You're very talented OM.
Can you make a new avatar with yourself in a Santa's Helper outfit..?
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BAH HUMBUG...
CHRISTMAS SUCKS...


huffy

*bows gracefully*
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You're very talented OM.
Can you make a new avatar with yourself in a Santa's Helper outfit..?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 917758


noooooooooooope! lol
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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BAH HUMBUG...
CHRISTMAS SUCKS...


huffy

*bows gracefully*
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrinch

Last Edited by Only Me on 11/28/2011 12:30 PM
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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On the first day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
A Hello Kitty AR-15

omrifle

On the second day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR-15

omrifle

On the third day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Three blue targets

omsmurfd

Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR-15.

omrifle

On the fourth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
And a Hello Kitty AR-15.

omrifle

On the fifth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Five pinned threads

ombigpin

Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR-15.

On the sixth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Six trollers trolling;
Five pinned threads;
Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR15

omrifle

On the seventh day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Seven Black Swans swimming;
Six trollers trolling;
Five pinned threads;
Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR15

omrifle

On the eighth day of Chritmas, GLP gave to me;
Eight Frankie doom vids;

telephone_pole

Seven Black Swans swimming;
Six trollers trolling;
Five pinned threads;
Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR15

omrifle


.........eh I'll finish later
 Quoting: Only Me


On the ninth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Nine uncles shouting;
Eight Frankie doom vids;
Seven Black Swans swimming;
Six trollers trolling;
Five pinned threads;
Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR15

omrifle

On the tenth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Ten lens flare sightings;
Nine uncles shouting;
Eight Frankie doom vids;
Seven Black Swans swimming;
Six trollers trolling;
Five pinned threads;
Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR15

omrifle


On the eleventh day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Eleven 11:11tards shrieking;
Ten lens flare sightings;
Nine uncles shouting;
Eight Frankie doom vids;
Seven Black Swans swimming;
Six trollers trolling;
Five pinned threads;
Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR15

omrifle

On the twelfth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Twelve good karma points! (hint hint)
Eleven 11:11tards shrieking;
Ten lens flare sightings;
Nine uncles shouting;
Eight Frankie doom vids;
Seven Black Swans swimming;
Six trollers trolling;
Five pinned threads;
Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR15

omrifle
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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BAH HUMBUG...
CHRISTMAS SUCKS...


huffy

*bows gracefully*
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrinch
 Quoting: Only Me


I really AM a grinch this year.
When they were playing christmas carols in stores before Halloween it kinda irked me...
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BAH HUMBUG...
CHRISTMAS SUCKS...


huffy

*bows gracefully*
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrinch
 Quoting: Only Me


I really AM a grinch this year.
When they were playing christmas carols in stores before Halloween it kinda irked me...
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


that and all those people who put up their house lights in mid-November and have the gall to turn them on

omaward
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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colorbump
I need some freakin holiday spirit, dammit.
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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No one has made one up?
 Quoting: Only Me


my arse cheeks parted'

'so I just farted


oh happy jingle bells

omg it fucking smells
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No one has made one up?
 Quoting: Only Me


my arse cheeks parted'

'so I just farted


oh happy jingle bells

omg it fucking smells
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7012451


omomg
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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To the tune of "Let it Snow"

Oh the weather outside is delightful
But Frankie has said it's frightful.
Since I've no place to go.
Please watch out for that telephone pole.

When the hurricane hits tonight.
How I'll hate going out in the storm.
But if you really buckle down tight,
You'll make Frankie feel warm.

Oh the telephone poles are burning,
Because you've ignored the HURRICANE WARNING!
Since I've no place to go,
Please watch out for that telephone pole.
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Last Edited by <Path> on 12/12/2011 11:36 PM
The dreamer and the dream
One awakens inside the other
To rediscover itself once again
Have you hugged yourself today?
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No one has made one up?
 Quoting: Only Me


my arse cheeks parted'

'so I just farted


oh happy jingle bells

omg it fucking smells
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7012451


:omomg:
 Quoting: Only Me


charlie hehehe
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Deck the shills oh gee oh golly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Who is wearing gay apparel?
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Troll all the threads like a feral
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

See the blazing Sun before us.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Strike the HAARP and join the chorus.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in sheeple measure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I tell of TPTB’s treasure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Fast away the old year passes.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hail the new doom date, lads and lasses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Sing we blindly joyous, all together.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Heeding of the wind and weather.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
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Last Edited by <Path> on 12/12/2011 11:57 PM
The dreamer and the dream
One awakens inside the other
To rediscover itself once again
Have you hugged yourself today?

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