GLP Christmas Carol Time

I can hear the church choirs harmonizing now.

ZOMFG LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**bows**

What The Hell?(to the tune of Jingle Bells)

What the hell? What the hell?
WWIII starts today!
China and Russia point their missiles
at the USA!

What the hell? What the hell?
There's screaming all around!
Bombs are dropping, bodies flopping;
The sky has turned all brown!

Dashing through the woods;
I thought I'd run and hide;
Got my AR15, hanging from my side!

I ran into a tank, with Russians at the flank;
I yelled Wolverines! but no one came;
So I began to pray!

What the hell? What the hell?
WWIII starts today!
China and Russia point their missiles
at the USA!

That one is catchy!

If you song Christmas carols in hairlip they make more sense.

Oh yittul town ub Bethlehemb
how til we tee dee yight
Abub die deep and deamlet teep
duh tilent tars doh by
Yed in die dok steets tinethd
dee eberlatteeng yight
duh hope and peers ub awl duh yeaws
aw med indee ooohnight!


Hold the applause. haw haw

OM you are talented as heck...


These are so hilarious.

The Twelve Days Of Christmas

as sung by Elmer Fudd

On the fiwst day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
A pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the second day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the thiwd day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Dwee Fwench hens,
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the fouwf day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Fouw cawwing biwds,
Dwee Fwench hens,
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the fiff day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Five gowden wings,
Fouw cawwing biwds,
Dwee Fwench hens,
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the sixf day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Six geese a-waying,
Five gowden wings,
Fouw cawwing biwds,
Dwee Fwench hens,
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the sevenf day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-waying,
Five gowden wings,
Fouw cawwing biwds,
Dwee Fwench hens,
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the eighf day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Eight maids a-miwking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-waying,
Five gowden wings,
Fouw cawwing biwds,
Dwee Fwench hens,
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the ninf day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Nine wadies dancing,
Eight maids a-miwking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-waying,
Five gowden wings,
Fouw cawwing biwds,
Dwee Fwench hens,
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the tenf day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Ten wowds a-weaping,
Nine wadies dancing,
Eight maids a-miwking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-waying,
Five gowden wings,
Fouw cawwing biwds,
Dwee Fwench hens,
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the ewevenf day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Eweven pipews piping,
Ten wowds a-weaping,
Nine wadies dancing,
Eight maids a-miwking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-waying,
Five gowden wings,
Fouw cawwing biwds,
Dwee Fwench hens,
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee.

On the twewff day of Chwistmas,
my twue wove sent to me
Twewve dwummews dwumming,
Eweven pipews piping,
Ten wowds a-weaping,
Nine wadies dancing,
Eight maids a-miwking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-waying,
Five gowden wings,
Fouw cawwing biwds,
Dwee Fwench hens,
Two tuwtwe doves,
And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee!

Joy to the world! It has begun!
Let nature kick our ass!

Let every fault line tremble with joy divine;
And phone poles be destroyed;
And then tsunamis fill the void;
My God! My God! It has begun!


Joy to the world! It has begun!
Let nature kick our ass!

Let every volcano spew forth their lava, flow flow flow;
And burn our homes down flat!
And turn us all to ash!
My God! My God! It has begun!

Lmao!

Well done, OP...well done

Frankie thanks you

No one has made one up?

bump because I worked hard on these -__-

On the first day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
A Hello Kitty AR-15

:omrifle:

On the second day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR-15

:omrifle:

On the third day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Three blue targets



Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR-15.

:omrifle:

On the fourth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
And a Hello Kitty AR-15.

:omrifle:

On the fifth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Five pinned threads



Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR-15.

On the sixth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Six trollers trolling;
Five pinned threads;
Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR15

:omrifle:

On the seventh day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Seven Black Swans swimming;
Six trollers trolling;
Five pinned threads;
Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR15

:omrifle:

On the eighth day of Chritmas, GLP gave to me;
Eight Frankie doom vids;
Seven Black Swans swimming;
Six trollers trolling;
Five pinned threads;
Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR15

:omrifle:


.........eh I'll finish later

You're very talented OM.
Can you make a new avatar with yourself in a Santa's Helper outfit..?

BAH HUMBUG...
CHRISTMAS SUCKS...




*bows gracefully*

noooooooooooope! lol

On the ninth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Nine uncles shouting;
Eight Frankie doom vids;
Seven Black Swans swimming;
Six trollers trolling;
Five pinned threads;
Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR15

:omrifle:

On the tenth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Ten lens flare sightings;
Nine uncles shouting;
Eight Frankie doom vids;
Seven Black Swans swimming;
Six trollers trolling;
Five pinned threads;
Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR15

:omrifle:


On the eleventh day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Eleven 11:11tards shrieking;
Ten lens flare sightings;
Nine uncles shouting;
Eight Frankie doom vids;
Seven Black Swans swimming;
Six trollers trolling;
Five pinned threads;
Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR15

:omrifle:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me;
Twelve good karma points! (hint hint)
Eleven 11:11tards shrieking;
Ten lens flare sightings;
Nine uncles shouting;
Eight Frankie doom vids;
Seven Black Swans swimming;
Six trollers trolling;
Five pinned threads;
Four MREs;
Three blue targets;
Two failed euros;
And a Hello Kitty AR15

:omrifle:

I really AM a grinch this year.
When they were playing christmas carols in stores before Halloween it kinda irked me...

that and all those people who put up their house lights in mid-November and have the gall to turn them on

I need some freakin holiday spirit, dammit.

my arse cheeks parted'

'so I just farted


oh happy jingle bells

omg it fucking smells

To the tune of "Let it Snow"

Oh the weather outside is delightful
But Frankie has said it's frightful.
Since I've no place to go.
Please watch out for that telephone pole.

When the hurricane hits tonight.
How I'll hate going out in the storm.
But if you really buckle down tight,
You'll make Frankie feel warm.

Oh the telephone poles are burning,
Because you've ignored the HURRICANE WARNING!
Since I've no place to go,
Please watch out for that telephone pole.

hehehe

Deck the shills oh gee oh golly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Who is wearing gay apparel?
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Troll all the threads like a feral
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

See the blazing Sun before us.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Strike the HAARP and join the chorus.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in sheeple measure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I tell of TPTB’s treasure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Fast away the old year passes.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hail the new doom date, lads and lasses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Sing we blindly joyous, all together.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Heeding of the wind and weather.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.