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Only Me (OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 1493315 United States 11/28/2011 01:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can hear the church choirs harmonizing now. Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
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Only Me (OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 1493315 United States 11/28/2011 01:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | **bows** Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Only Me (OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 1493315 United States 11/28/2011 02:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Silent Night, Doomy Night: Silent night, doomy night; Apocalypse turns out our lights; Zetas sing while CMEs blast; My preps til spring, they must last. Nuclear plants meltdown; Radiation sickness abound. Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Only Me (OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 1493315 United States 11/28/2011 02:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What the hell? What the hell? WWIII starts today! China and Russia point their missiles at the USA! What the hell? What the hell? There's screaming all around! Bombs are dropping, bodies flopping; The sky has turned all brown! Dashing through the woods; I thought I'd run and hide; Got my AR15, hanging from my side! I ran into a tank, with Russians at the flank; I yelled Wolverines! but no one came; So I began to pray! What the hell? What the hell? WWIII starts today! China and Russia point their missiles at the USA! Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Da Purple Chicken User ID: 6132248 United States 11/28/2011 02:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What The Hell?(to the tune of Jingle Bells) Quoting: Only Me What the hell? What the hell? WWIII starts today! China and Russia point their missiles at the USA! What the hell? What the hell? There's screaming all around! Bombs are dropping, bodies flopping; The sky has turned all brown! Dashing through the woods; I thought I'd run and hide; Got my AR15, hanging from my side! I ran into a tank, with Russians at the flank; I yelled Wolverines! but no one came; So I began to pray! What the hell? What the hell? WWIII starts today! China and Russia point their missiles at the USA! That one is catchy! “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
Ghenghy User ID: 1348975 United States 11/28/2011 02:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you song Christmas carols in hairlip they make more sense. Oh yittul town ub Bethlehemb how til we tee dee yight Abub die deep and deamlet teep duh tilent tars doh by Yed in die dok steets tinethd dee eberlatteeng yight duh hope and peers ub awl duh yeaws aw med indee ooohnight! Hold the applause. haw haw |
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Da Purple Chicken User ID: 6132248 United States 11/28/2011 02:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Twelve Days Of Christmas as sung by Elmer Fudd On the fiwst day of Chwistmas, my twue wove sent to me A pawtwidge in a peaw twee. On the second day of Chwistmas, my twue wove sent to me Two tuwtwe doves, And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee. On the thiwd day of Chwistmas, my twue wove sent to me Dwee Fwench hens, Two tuwtwe doves, And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee. On the fouwf day of Chwistmas, my twue wove sent to me Fouw cawwing biwds, Dwee Fwench hens, Two tuwtwe doves, And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee. On the fiff day of Chwistmas, my twue wove sent to me Five gowden wings, Fouw cawwing biwds, Dwee Fwench hens, Two tuwtwe doves, And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee. On the sixf day of Chwistmas, my twue wove sent to me Six geese a-waying, Five gowden wings, Fouw cawwing biwds, Dwee Fwench hens, Two tuwtwe doves, And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee. On the sevenf day of Chwistmas, my twue wove sent to me Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-waying, Five gowden wings, Fouw cawwing biwds, Dwee Fwench hens, Two tuwtwe doves, And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee. On the eighf day of Chwistmas, my twue wove sent to me Eight maids a-miwking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-waying, Five gowden wings, Fouw cawwing biwds, Dwee Fwench hens, Two tuwtwe doves, And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee. On the ninf day of Chwistmas, my twue wove sent to me Nine wadies dancing, Eight maids a-miwking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-waying, Five gowden wings, Fouw cawwing biwds, Dwee Fwench hens, Two tuwtwe doves, And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee. On the tenf day of Chwistmas, my twue wove sent to me Ten wowds a-weaping, Nine wadies dancing, Eight maids a-miwking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-waying, Five gowden wings, Fouw cawwing biwds, Dwee Fwench hens, Two tuwtwe doves, And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee. On the ewevenf day of Chwistmas, my twue wove sent to me Eweven pipews piping, Ten wowds a-weaping, Nine wadies dancing, Eight maids a-miwking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-waying, Five gowden wings, Fouw cawwing biwds, Dwee Fwench hens, Two tuwtwe doves, And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee. On the twewff day of Chwistmas, my twue wove sent to me Twewve dwummews dwumming, Eweven pipews piping, Ten wowds a-weaping, Nine wadies dancing, Eight maids a-miwking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-waying, Five gowden wings, Fouw cawwing biwds, Dwee Fwench hens, Two tuwtwe doves, And a pawtwidge in a peaw twee! “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
Only Me (OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 1493315 United States 11/28/2011 04:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Let nature kick our ass! Let every fault line tremble with joy divine; And phone poles be destroyed; And then tsunamis fill the void; My God! My God! It has begun! Joy to the world! It has begun! Let nature kick our ass! Let every volcano spew forth their lava, flow flow flow; And burn our homes down flat! And turn us all to ash! My God! My God! It has begun! Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6032591 United States 11/28/2011 04:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Joy to the world! It has begun! Quoting: Only Me Let nature kick our ass! Let every fault line tremble with joy divine; And phone poles be destroyed; And then tsunamis fill the void; My God! My God! It has begun! Joy to the world! It has begun! Let nature kick our ass! Let every volcano spew forth their lava, flow flow flow; And burn our homes down flat! And turn us all to ash! My God! My God! It has begun! Lmao! Well done, OP...well done |
Only Me (OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 1493315 United States 11/28/2011 04:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Joy to the world! It has begun! Quoting: Only Me Let nature kick our ass! Let every fault line tremble with joy divine; And phone poles be destroyed; And then tsunamis fill the void; My God! My God! It has begun! Joy to the world! It has begun! Let nature kick our ass! Let every volcano spew forth their lava, flow flow flow; And burn our homes down flat! And turn us all to ash! My God! My God! It has begun! Lmao! Well done, OP...well done Frankie thanks you Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Only Me (OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 1493315 United States 11/28/2011 08:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No one has made one up? Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Only Me (OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 947435 United States 11/28/2011 10:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | bump because I worked hard on these -__- Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Only Me (OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 947526 United States 11/28/2011 11:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A Hello Kitty AR-15 :omrifle: On the second day of Christmas, GLP gave to me; Two failed euros; And a Hello Kitty AR-15 :omrifle: On the third day of Christmas, GLP gave to me; Three blue targets Two failed euros; And a Hello Kitty AR-15. :omrifle: On the fourth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me; Four MREs; Three blue targets; And a Hello Kitty AR-15. :omrifle: On the fifth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me; Five pinned threads Four MREs; Three blue targets; Two failed euros; And a Hello Kitty AR-15. On the sixth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me; Six trollers trolling; Five pinned threads; Four MREs; Three blue targets; Two failed euros; And a Hello Kitty AR15 :omrifle: On the seventh day of Christmas, GLP gave to me; Seven Black Swans swimming; Six trollers trolling; Five pinned threads; Four MREs; Three blue targets; Two failed euros; And a Hello Kitty AR15 :omrifle: On the eighth day of Chritmas, GLP gave to me; Eight Frankie doom vids; Seven Black Swans swimming; Six trollers trolling; Five pinned threads; Four MREs; Three blue targets; Two failed euros; And a Hello Kitty AR15 :omrifle: .........eh I'll finish later Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
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Only Me (OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 947526 United States 11/28/2011 12:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're very talented OM. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 917758 Can you make a new avatar with yourself in a Santa's Helper outfit..? noooooooooooope! lol Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Only Me (OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 947526 United States 11/28/2011 12:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrinch Last Edited by Only Me on 11/28/2011 12:30 PM Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Only Me (OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 947526 United States 11/28/2011 01:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | On the first day of Christmas, GLP gave to me; Quoting: Only Me A Hello Kitty AR-15 :omrifle: On the second day of Christmas, GLP gave to me; Two failed euros; And a Hello Kitty AR-15 :omrifle: On the third day of Christmas, GLP gave to me; Three blue targets Two failed euros; And a Hello Kitty AR-15. :omrifle: On the fourth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me; Four MREs; Three blue targets; And a Hello Kitty AR-15. :omrifle: On the fifth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me; Five pinned threads Four MREs; Three blue targets; Two failed euros; And a Hello Kitty AR-15. On the sixth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me; Six trollers trolling; Five pinned threads; Four MREs; Three blue targets; Two failed euros; And a Hello Kitty AR15 :omrifle: On the seventh day of Christmas, GLP gave to me; Seven Black Swans swimming; Six trollers trolling; Five pinned threads; Four MREs; Three blue targets; Two failed euros; And a Hello Kitty AR15 :omrifle: On the eighth day of Chritmas, GLP gave to me; Eight Frankie doom vids; Seven Black Swans swimming; Six trollers trolling; Five pinned threads; Four MREs; Three blue targets; Two failed euros; And a Hello Kitty AR15 :omrifle: .........eh I'll finish later On the ninth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me; Nine uncles shouting; Eight Frankie doom vids; Seven Black Swans swimming; Six trollers trolling; Five pinned threads; Four MREs; Three blue targets; Two failed euros; And a Hello Kitty AR15 :omrifle: On the tenth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me; Ten lens flare sightings; Nine uncles shouting; Eight Frankie doom vids; Seven Black Swans swimming; Six trollers trolling; Five pinned threads; Four MREs; Three blue targets; Two failed euros; And a Hello Kitty AR15 :omrifle: On the eleventh day of Christmas, GLP gave to me; Eleven 11:11tards shrieking; Ten lens flare sightings; Nine uncles shouting; Eight Frankie doom vids; Seven Black Swans swimming; Six trollers trolling; Five pinned threads; Four MREs; Three blue targets; Two failed euros; And a Hello Kitty AR15 :omrifle: On the twelfth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me; Twelve good karma points! (hint hint) Eleven 11:11tards shrieking; Ten lens flare sightings; Nine uncles shouting; Eight Frankie doom vids; Seven Black Swans swimming; Six trollers trolling; Five pinned threads; Four MREs; Three blue targets; Two failed euros; And a Hello Kitty AR15 :omrifle: Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
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Only Me (OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 947526 United States 11/28/2011 03:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I really AM a grinch this year. When they were playing christmas carols in stores before Halloween it kinda irked me... that and all those people who put up their house lights in mid-November and have the gall to turn them on Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Only Me (OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 1493315 United States 12/12/2011 08:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I need some freakin holiday spirit, dammit. Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
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Only Me (OP) Strawberry Girl User ID: 1493315 United States 12/12/2011 08:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my arse cheeks parted' 'so I just farted oh happy jingle bells omg it fucking smells Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Snarf User ID: 1528429 United States 12/12/2011 08:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | To the tune of "Let it Snow" Oh the weather outside is delightful But Frankie has said it's frightful. Since I've no place to go. Please watch out for that telephone pole. When the hurricane hits tonight. How I'll hate going out in the storm. But if you really buckle down tight, You'll make Frankie feel warm. Oh the telephone poles are burning, Because you've ignored the HURRICANE WARNING! Since I've no place to go, Please watch out for that telephone pole. |
<Path> User ID: 774195 United States 12/12/2011 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Last Edited by <Path> on 12/12/2011 11:36 PM The dreamer and the dream One awakens inside the other Rediscovering universal truths |
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RedlicoriceRedux User ID: 7015541 Canada 12/12/2011 08:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Deck the shills oh gee oh golly Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la 'Tis the season to be jolly Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Who is wearing gay apparel? Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la. Troll all the threads like a feral Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. See the blazing Sun before us. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Strike the HAARP and join the chorus. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Follow me in sheeple measure. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la While I tell of TPTB’s treasure. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Fast away the old year passes. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Hail the new doom date, lads and lasses Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Sing we blindly joyous, all together. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Heeding of the wind and weather. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. |
<Path> User ID: 774195 United States 12/12/2011 09:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Last Edited by <Path> on 12/12/2011 11:57 PM The dreamer and the dream One awakens inside the other Rediscovering universal truths |