Deck the shills oh gee oh golly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Who is wearing gay apparel?
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Troll all the threads like a feral
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

See the blazing Sun before us.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Strike the HAARP and join the chorus.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in sheeple measure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I tell of TPTB’s treasure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Fast away the old year passes.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hail the new doom date, lads and lasses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Sing we blindly joyous, all together.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Heeding of the wind and weather.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.