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I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/28/2011 04:17 AM
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I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
im terrified of spiders. especially big spiders.

even when i know they aren't real.

i tried playing and one came at me in a swamp and got really close and i almost had a heart attack. i literally panicked and shut off the ps3.

any way to cure this?
Anonymous Coward
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11/28/2011 04:18 AM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
grow a pair
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11/28/2011 04:19 AM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
Then download the mod that turns the Spiders into bears.....
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11/28/2011 04:20 AM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
ooh nvm u have the shitty ps3 version. Your screwed then.
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11/28/2011 04:22 AM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
pfft they are only the easiest enemy in the game, i squish them with my giant boot of awesome
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11/28/2011 04:25 AM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
Here's the cure but you must be brave.

Go into the swamp and remember that you are immortal, that fucker can't hurt you. You have unlimited lives, he has one!

Let the mofo come at you, and CHOP ITS HEAD OFF! :O
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11/28/2011 04:28 AM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
Heh, PC has a mod you can download that changes all spiders into bears.
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11/28/2011 04:32 AM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
I don't think they are so bad.

Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/28/2011 04:34 AM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
I don't think they are so bad.


 Quoting: A Lovely Funeral


please no pictures.

im seriously looking for a cure for arachnophobia.
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11/28/2011 04:39 AM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
haha cute spider, waving at himself. Such a handsome spider yes you are, nnyes you aAHHHH dont bite me fucker!
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11/28/2011 05:06 AM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
Heheh. I had a moment where I was playing and I heard a little noise and turned and there were two of the giant spiders right on me, attacking, and I jumped. LOL. Literally jumped in my seat. I had to laugh at myself, it's realistic enough to give a good scare to me and I DON'T have arachnophobia.
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11/28/2011 05:07 AM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
ooh nvm u have the shitty ps3 version. Your screwed then.
 Quoting: Devo


AHHAHAAHAHAHA, who the fuck buys a modable game for PC on a PS3, then your just plain retarded HAHAHAHAHA
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11/28/2011 05:10 AM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
Yes this game can help you fight that fear if your wise.
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11/28/2011 05:11 AM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
I don't think they are so bad.


 Quoting: A Lovely Funeral


please no pictures.

im seriously looking for a cure for arachnophobia.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5076663


Seriously looking for a cure for arachnophobia in a skyrim thread on GLP.

Yeah, ok buddy, good luck with that. Might as well go try to find some sanity in a mental institution while you're at it.
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11/28/2011 05:24 AM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
im terrified of spiders. especially big spiders.

even when i know they aren't real.

i tried playing and one came at me in a swamp and got really close and i almost had a heart attack. i literally panicked and shut off the ps3.

any way to cure this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5076663


Arachnophobia at that severity is something I doubt you can get cured simply by asking the Internet.

If you want to cure yourself of it I'd suggest therapy, psychiatry or whatever field is in relation to this sort of thing.
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12/19/2011 09:54 AM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
im seriously looking for a cure for arachnophobia.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5076663


Easy. GROW A PAIR. Man the fuck up. So what a spider ain't gonna fucking kill you. You weight 200 pounds, it's a little spider.
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12/19/2011 10:02 AM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
im terrified of spiders. especially big spiders.

even when i know they aren't real.

i tried playing and one came at me in a swamp and got really close and i almost had a heart attack. i literally panicked and shut off the ps3.

any way to cure this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5076663


:runlikefk:
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01/01/2012 09:20 PM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
Wondering why he bought the PS3 version? Not everyone has a $800 dollar computer to play Skyrim. Fuck I hate people like that, just because YOU can afford that shit doesn't mean EVERYONE ELSE can, so stop rubbing it in peoples faces! I hate the rich cock suckers who do that crap...
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01/01/2012 09:33 PM

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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
I also am scared of spiders. some are agressive, I went to spray a big one and he started running toward me. Got the guy next door to come over and kill him
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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01/01/2012 10:08 PM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
hypnosisforphobias.com

that works 100%
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01/01/2012 10:12 PM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
This a play on that companion dude that bails on a big quest because of the spiders?
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01/01/2012 10:14 PM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
Dude, those things have eight knees. Put an arrow in any one of them.
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01/01/2012 10:27 PM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
give
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01/01/2012 10:29 PM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
valium

xanax
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01/01/2012 10:32 PM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
I play L.A Noire cause I don't believe in Fairytales. Grow a pair OP
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01/01/2012 10:38 PM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
There are a hole shitlode of spiders in your walls man right now
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01/16/2012 02:25 PM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
I don't know if you found a solution but on the nexus mod website they have a mod which changes all the spiders into bears. LOL...check it out.
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04/27/2012 01:27 PM
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SFAV

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04/27/2012 01:31 PM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
tissue
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Pull me from the gallows
of this fiber-optic nation
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04/27/2012 01:32 PM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
For god's sake:

[link to www.rockpapershotgun.com]

There.

No-spider mod. Replaces them all with dancing bears or something...
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04/27/2012 01:33 PM
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Re: I can't play Skyrim because I have Arachnophobia.
For god's sake:

[link to www.rockpapershotgun.com]

There.

No-spider mod. Replaces them all with dancing bears or something...
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


He's on PS3...

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