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I HEAT MY TEPEE WITH THE KORAN. Your comments welcome.

 
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Question : How many Muzzies does it take to fly a plane ?
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Did I kill another thread ? Does that make me a thread murderer ?
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Question : How many Muzzies does it take to fly a plane ?
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19 and 15 of them have to be from Saudi Arabia, but they can only do it twice if you invade Iraq and afghanistan...
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I'm hoping to buy some Muhammad* cartoon toilet paper (made in China, of course). Can I get that at Wal-Mart?

*Muhammmad the Prophet (Piss Be Upon Him)!
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Yes it is available at wal mart right next to my "essence of virgin" incense. But if you wait a few weeks there will be some nice glass fragments directly from Iran on sale too.
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are you retarded or something?
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Uh, are you racist against the Indian, or what.
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Indians are from India. You crawled out from under a rock.
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Sounds like a good use of resources OP

Does it emit any smells?
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Question : How many Muzzies does it take to fly a plane ?
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19 and 15 of them have to be from Saudi Arabia, but they can only do it twice if you invade Iraq and afghanistan...
 Quoting: Sir William Randolph Hurst


Thanks, he had me stumped for a second.
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Sounds like a good use of resources OP

Does it emit any smells?
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No smell really, but the bacon fat that we soak it in puts off a nice breakfast aroma.
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GOOD try, Sir William !

NO, it takes 6 including the pilot !

You see, they have a 'Two Step' program for training pilots; First, you my learn to take OFF ! THEM, if you survive a 'landing' they go to step two.

Now five moraticians go along, because they KNOW there is generally a body to claim. However, 2 forget to bring parachutes, two can't open them on the way down, and the last one spots where the bodies are as he floats down !
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are you retarded or something?
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Uh, are you racist against the Indian, or what.
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Indians are from India. You crawled out from under a rock.
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You know not of what you speak.
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Paper is shit for heating purposes. You don't get any embers which is where the REAL heat comes from.
 Quoting: 13.0.0.0.0


Chunks of real Muslims.

Mmmm.

Warm.
 Quoting: Walkers Everywhere


Or wooden depictions of Mohammed.

13B
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Wish we had some of those, but for now we have to use what the funny man with the rag on his head brought to the reservation.
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I always wanted to come to the reservation and partake in a good sweat.
I'm just stupid....
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I always wanted to come to the reservation and partake in a good sweat.
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We make money making tourist sweat. I just throw on an extra Koran when I want to sweat.
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Sounds like a good use of resources OP

Does it emit any smells?
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No smell really, but the bacon fat that we soak it in puts off a nice breakfast aroma.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


oh sounds nice.

Bacon fat makes a nice fuel.

Do you have a special way you rip out the pages of the koran? or not?
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11/28/2011 09:03 PM
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Wonderful product, easy to use. How more back to earth can I get than burning wood. It is so clean burning, renewable and totally renewable.
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So is it renewable?
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I always wanted to come to the reservation and partake in a good sweat.
 Quoting: Evil2dEvil

We make money making tourist sweat. I just throw on an extra Koran when I want to sweat.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


Obviously you havent had any pleasant visions....everything seems to be about burning. Burning Korans, burning wood, burning wagons......
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Sounds like a good use of resources OP

Does it emit any smells?
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No smell really, but the bacon fat that we soak it in puts off a nice breakfast aroma.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


oh sounds nice.

Bacon fat makes a nice fuel.

Do you have a special way you rip out the pages of the koran? or not?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6203418

I let Papoose do that job, he is supposed to tear it out in strips to be twisted together and soaked in bacon grease, but sometime it gets wrinkled up a bit, but works anyway. He is young, still learning how to rip up Koran, elders training him well tho.
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I shinned this pit because it's pure genius by a genuine shill Grandfather.

 Quoting: Walkers Everywhere


oh shut up
"If one understands that socialism is not a share-the-wealth programme, but is in reality a method to consolidate and control the wealth, then the seeming paradox of super-rich men promoting socialism becomes no paradox at all. Instead, it becomes logical, even the perfect tool of power-seeking megalomaniacs.

Communism or more accurately, socialism, is not a movement of the downtrodden masses, but of the economic elite."

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I always wanted to come to the reservation and partake in a good sweat.
 Quoting: Evil2dEvil

We make money making tourist sweat. I just throw on an extra Koran when I want to sweat.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


Obviously you havent had any pleasant visions....everything seems to be about burning. Burning Korans, burning wood, burning wagons......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2994564

I do have visions about staying warm and visions about burning Muzzie.
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Wonderful product, easy to use. How more back to earth can I get than burning wood. It is so clean burning, renewable and totally renewable.
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If all goes well it won't be so "renewable" soon. Better find another source of fuel there "Fox"
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Wonderful product, easy to use. How more back to earth can I get than burning wood. It is so clean burning, renewable and totally renewable.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


So is it renewable?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2994564

Totally, as long as the muzzies can find wood for paper, and the muzzie missionary keeps bring the books to us.
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If you keep heating your tepees

then perhaps in the next few years, your tribe will make a serious "dent" in the number of korans left in this world...

keep up the great work!!
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Rescue a Pig for a "Muzzie" Day........
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Wonderful product, easy to use. How more back to earth can I get than burning wood. It is so clean burning, renewable and totally renewable.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


If all goes well it won't be so "renewable" soon. Better find another source of fuel there "Fox"
 Quoting: AdHocBOHICA

I have been concerned about that, maybe my wishes for the muzzies will be cutting off my heat source, and we don't need any glass here. Tis a problem.
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Wonderful product, easy to use. How more back to earth can I get than burning wood. It is so clean burning, renewable and totally renewable.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


If all goes well it won't be so "renewable" soon. Better find another source of fuel there "Fox"
 Quoting: AdHocBOHICA

I have been concerned about that, maybe my wishes for the muzzies will be cutting off my heat source, and we don't need any glass here. Tis a problem.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


But not insurmountable me thunks
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That's all it's fit for. Burning.
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Koran makes a pretty good candle once it's boiled in pig fat.
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If you keep heating your tepees

then perhaps in the next few years, your tribe will make a serious "dent" in the number of korans left in this world...

keep up the great work!!
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Thank you, we are just doing what any good American should do. We just get more benefit from it in the way of heat.
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Wonderful product, easy to use. How more back to earth can I get than burning wood. It is so clean burning, renewable and totally renewable.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


If all goes well it won't be so "renewable" soon. Better find another source of fuel there "Fox"
 Quoting: AdHocBOHICA

I have been concerned about that, maybe my wishes for the muzzies will be cutting off my heat source, and we don't need any glass here. Tis a problem.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


But not insurmountable me thunks
 Quoting: AdHocBOHICA


Sorry for the BIG word........

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Torah, Bible, Koran all the samething. Just pieces of paper printed upon and bound together giving praise to the evil YHVH fire god as most high.

You might as well start burning the other two books also you will inrease your stock twofold.
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That's all it's fit for. Burning.
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Koran makes a pretty good candle once it's boiled in pig fat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 696677

Absolutely. Makes good food warmer. Heck I guess we could start making KoraKandles.
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