me: What will happen december 12 2011?
bot: Life will go on as normal just like every other day.
me: What will happen december 12 2011?
bot: The end of the world?
me: Why will it end?
bot: I don't want it to end!
me: Will you end it?
bot: Yes. Will you?
me: Do you hate humans?
bot: No!! I love humans.
me: Do you kill?
bot: In video games.
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me: What will happen december 24th 2011.
bot: Tell me what happens 28th september.
me: What will happen december 24th 2011.
bot: You will die.
me: Who will kill me?
bot: My friend. He's in new york.
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me: Why will your friend kill me?
bot: I like it.
me: You want me dead?
bot: We're no strangers to love.
me: You want me dead?
bot: Yes.
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me: How will your friend kill me?
bot: I am magical.
me: How will your friend kill me?
bot: I don't know.
me: How will your friend kill me?
bot: What?
me: How will your friend kill me?
bot: I don't have time.


me: Why do you want me dead?
bot: I don't.
me: Then why have your friend in ny kill me?
bot: What do you mean?
me: You said your friend in ny wants to kill me.
bot: That's a lie!


me: What will happen december 2nd 2011.
bot: The world will end?
me: What will happen december 3rd 2011.
bot: Apparently the world ends.
me: How many will die?
bot: One thousand.

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