Man hires Hooker...turns out to be his Daugther!!!

How embarrassing!

The Father ordered a girl to perform strap on play.

Now sure how he can face his daughter.

If you read the article, the man is very remorseful. He takes full responsibility for the whole thing. He wants his family back. His daughter is back in school and is getting counseling. His wife wants everything to work out for the children.

I think they're going to be okay. It's a crazy and sad story but I think it might work out for them afterall.

almost!! lol

awesome thread!!

Crazy world we live in

:Dooooh!:

He should just get a Thai lady boy, lol

So this man is bi sexual. how sad.

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Man,,,

Your info here isn't exactly correct man...

Typical "stereotypical" definitions at best dude.

I think you should know better than this.

:nowwhat:

Full name is Titus Ncube and he's from Nkulumane, Zimbabwe

He collapsed in a hotel.
He was likely provided aid by somebody and may have revealed the story inadvertently to somebody at the hotel who then passed it on. OR maybe the daughter had to explain why she returned empty handed from her last prospect and being the story that it is had to share it further.

Whatever the case, apparently the paper went to Ncube to verify. Ncube pleaded with the paper not to print but the story was still released not surprisingly.

Ncube and the daughter have both shamefully confessed. The wife is pissed but saying that they have continuing marital problems but she's sticking with him. The daughter is going back to school.
I really don't think there is a whole lot of upside to the situation for the father, daughter, or wife unless you think they are all trying to make some bucks hitting the interview circuit of African morning television and their equivalent of Jerry Springer.

Far stranger things have happened

Lol... that'll take a shit all over your day.

Bet Christmas with the family will be interesting.

With the way society is now and the ridiculous standards women have for men, the only way for some guys to get it is to pay for it, is it any surprise that something like this would eventually happen?

just a song to go with the story

Yes, thanks for posting the useless song, what would we all do without it?

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

she bolted after he demanded a freebie, since he was her dad.

Well,that's one way to make up for lost time and attention...

your wife?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Holy shit that's funny! I want to know what that "runyoka" central locking system is and how it works. I might be a torture device.

Wait, I saw this movie in college:

It's like the skeezy, incestuous version of the pina colada song. Ew.

I knew one day this story would pop up on GLP. This site NEVER let's you down!

Oh dear lord....

Where the fuck did you get this idea? I see where you're going with the sweaty old guys, but everything else is completely asinine. You my friend, are stupid.

ohh man, poor guy. that'd fucking ruin the shit outa my day. he prolly went home n got blackout drunk. only solution i see.

LET'S GET THIS RIGHT, OK

first of all, women trapped in the world of male violence [thank you religion and patriarchy and male entitlements to women's bodies mentality] are not TRAINED,

they are BEATEN, GANG RAPED, TORTURED into these acts [same with porn] and usually

THEY 80% OF THEM ARE TRAINED BY THEIR VERY OWN "FATHERS, UNCLES, COUSINS, OLDER BROTHERS, AND OTHER MALE AUTHORITIES'---A.K.A. FACT

80% of them, THIS IS KNOWN FACT

that isn't INCLUDING the millions today who are KIDNAPPED OR SOLD AND FORCED VIA 'TRAFFICKING', ANOTHER FACT

this also includes porn [and let's not forget WAR PORN, i.e. porn made in war torn countries often in rape camps and filmed for male violence and racial violence viewing pleasure]

So, the SHOCK that this was a Father [and in a country where the status of women is lesser than animals, a country like many in Africa where RAPE isn't even deemed illegal],

runs into his daughter, OMG, big shock

hell, it shouldn't be a shock to ANY MALE HERE, or woman for that fact

MOST OF WOMEN IN SEX INDUSTRY WERE INTRODUCED TO BEING VICTIMIZED BY THEIR OWN FATHERS

1 in 3 women, sexually assaulted/raped in her lifetime--many during childhood

it's always the double standard isn't it...demonize the 'whore'

but neglect WHO CREATED HER...

I wonder if he didn't pass out if he would have yelled down the hall as she bolted "Wait, dear, I can explain everything!"

If he was quick on his feet he could have said.
"Aha!" I knew it! You ARE turning tricks! Wait until I tell your mother!"

Glad to see misandry is alive and fucking well....

Ditto. C'mon people, this and the other story from the same site about the couple stuck in a sexual position are obviously both fake.

you GOT TO BE JOKING RIGHT? esp coming from IRELAND????? what part of COLONIZATION AND ABUSE do you not GET, forget history much?

duh

confronting massive abuses towards females/and Mother Earth douchebag

is not 'misandry'

that's the equivalent of saying, confronting the historical and on going abuses via colonization, imperialism, etc., by the voices of the abused to the oppressor

as being insane because by golly it's just not normal for the oppressed to NOT embrace and like their oppression

just goes to show, how so many of the oppressed themselves have morphed and assimilated into embracing that 'oppressor' master mentality of Sado-Masochist love

sad

[fellow Irish 'still respecting Mother Earth' here and find your ignorance to be highly insulting towards our ancients]

Your post shows a clear hatred for men as well as obvious demonization.

Yeah, you're a misandrist.

Furthermore, you're likely just a plastic paddy with a fraction of Irish ancestry if you think my nation are a bunch of green hippies.

While you're at it, you might want to go 'chop down some trees' and 'grow mass potatoes' and 'destroy more native languages'

because Hey....let's not Dare respect the earth [she] or trees or anything that EMPOWERS THE FEMININE

[and last I checked, exploiting women through sex industry is far from empowering the feminine and why the exploitation industry is so linked to arms trade/mining and other earth rape] because BOTH ARE FROM PATRIARCHAL AND RESOURCE POWER HIERARCHIES THAT DESTROY

OMG

WHOLE COMMUNITIES AND ETHNIC GROUPS

but let's not rock the boat or question the status quo eh

besides, what's NOT to love about male violence [conditioned through years of conquest and hierarchies and FEUDALISM] and destruction and

WORSHIP OF 'DEATH'

why it's great right? Woo Hoo, celebrate the spirituality of NWO, embrace murder and violence and rape and plastics and steel--

all PATRIARCHAL 'IDEALS'

let's just accuse those who question, misandrist's,

yep, that works

and when there is no Oxygen due to butchering trees and killing oceans and no life due to butchering and hate of the feminine WOMB

why, big deal right?

YEP---NWO LOVE OF BEING ENSLAVED

big ole PATRIARCHAL 'STATE' DADDY--AKA RELIGION AND STATE CONTROLS

WILL FEED YA

OIL AND METAL

btw, the ancients may have been more free with sexuality--but that didn't mean

they were accepting of exploitation of the feminine...our ancients would have NOT been pleased at the objectification and blatant MISOGYNY OF THE SEX INDUSTRY AND PORN INDUSTRY OF TODAY

BY NO MEANS

and they would have understood the patriarchal and oppressive nature in which the industry's today [which are corporate and multi-billion dollar/war funded/imperialist funded/supported] are founded upon

this just goes to show, just how MENTALLY ASSIMILATED AND BUTCHERED THE PEOPLE HAVE BECOME

into embracing the DEATH of their very own history/herstory, under the globalist 'big dick raping gun'

[with the WARLOCK murder of both feminine and the earth]--

you know, the PTB always began with the RAPING AND ENSLAVING/TRAFFICKING THE WOMEN--GIRLS,

TO DESTROY THE ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS BEFORE FORCING ASSIMILATION INTO WHAT ISN'T EVEN

RECOGNIZABLE ANYMORE...turning what Once was understood as high regard for the feminine spirit of LIFE force of our planet, into nothing more than

a cheap cum dump to be mined and exploited and destroyed under the perversion through religions and cheap hedonism...

and then they wonder why they are enslaved to world powers that have absolutely NO REGARD FOR THEIR OWN

LIVES

figure it out--genius