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Lady Gaga’s Hair Stylist Quits; Says She’s a Devil Worshipper

 
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Lady Gaga’s Hair Stylist Quits; Says She’s a Devil Worshipper
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The Internet is buzzing about Lady Gaga’s hair stylist suddenly quitting after accusing her of being a devil worshipper — which is what everyone thought she was anyway. Michael Pooter, who cut Gaga’s hair since January 2010, took his family and went into hiding after making some wild accusations about the pop star.

Pooter said he decided to quit because he couldn’t take her staring at him anymore. He said in an interview for “Stylists of the Whores” magazine that when he confronted her about the staring, she told him she would eat his children if he ever told anyone


“She was usually liquored up on cheap whiskey when she came in for treatment. One day, when she was mumbling more than normal, which I found out later was her actually speaking in tongues, I saw the number 666 on her scalp and I quickly asked for God to protect me. She rose up out of her chair and floated 3 feet above the ground while yelling…..”

“YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL. NOR WILL HE EVER BE. NOW GIVE ME SOME MORE HIGHLIGHTS AND TRIM MY BANGS YOU WORTHLESS *beep*!”

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His last name is "Pooter".
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on her rag
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laugh , to funny
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[link to sandrarose.com]

The Internet is buzzing about Lady Gaga’s hair stylist suddenly quitting after accusing her of being a devil worshipper — which is what everyone thought she was anyway. Michael Pooter, who cut Gaga’s hair since January 2010, took his family and went into hiding after making some wild accusations about the pop star.

Pooter said he decided to quit because he couldn’t take her staring at him anymore. He said in an interview for “Stylists of the Whores” magazine that when he confronted her about the staring, she told him she would eat his children if he ever told anyone


“She was usually liquored up on cheap whiskey when she came in for treatment. One day, when she was mumbling more than normal, which I found out later was her actually speaking in tongues, I saw the number 666 on her scalp and I quickly asked for God to protect me. She rose up out of her chair and floated 3 feet above the ground while yelling…..”

“YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL. NOR WILL HE EVER BE. NOW GIVE ME SOME MORE HIGHLIGHTS AND TRIM MY BANGS YOU WORTHLESS *beep*!”

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lmao
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12/02/2011 11:49 AM
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laugh

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100% bullshit I am sure, but it is hilarious nonetheless.

"NOW GIVE ME SOME MORE HIGHLIGHTS AND TRIM MY BANGS YOU WORTHLESS *beep*!”


laugh laugh laugh
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12/02/2011 11:50 AM
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Is this a joke?
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12/02/2011 11:51 AM
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"Liquored up on cheap whiskey."
That's almost funny.
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:DEMONSTUPIDITY:
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"when he confronted her about it, she told him she would eat his children if he ever told anyone"

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lmao
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"Stylist of the Whores Magazine"?!

rofl
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She rose up out of her chair and floated 3 feet above the ground Laugh
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Yessssss! Winning!
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This is the best news I've heard today.

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............
“She was ... liquored up on cheap whiskey ..... speaking in tongues, I saw the number 666 on her scalp .... She rose up out of her chair and floated 3 feet above the ground while yelling…..”

“YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL. NOR WILL HE EVER BE. NOW GIVE ME SOME MORE HIGHLIGHTS AND TRIM MY BANGS YOU WORTHLESS *beep*!”

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6403532


sounds like gaga was a bit yeasty with sand.
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holy shit
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probably true
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lmao

thanks...I needed that laugh
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I just love unexpected surprises. The same can't be said of the practitioners of ritualism.

What gets me is why they would cooperate with 'the plan'. I mean, if what they love most is molesting kids and sacrificing them...why would they kill off their own supply?

The 'devil' must truly hate himself.
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All lies. She never floats higher than 2 feet above ground . It is in her contract.
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lady gagas so much cooler now.
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Re: Lady Gaga’s Hair Stylist Quits; Says She’s a Devil Worshipper
[link to sandrarose.com]

The Internet is buzzing about Lady Gaga’s hair stylist suddenly quitting after accusing her of being a devil worshipper — which is what everyone thought she was anyway. Michael Pooter, who cut Gaga’s hair since January 2010, took his family and went into hiding after making some wild accusations about the pop star.

Pooter said he decided to quit because he couldn’t take her staring at him anymore. He said in an interview for “Stylists of the Whores” magazine that when he confronted her about the staring, she told him she would eat his children if he ever told anyone


“She was usually liquored up on cheap whiskey when she came in for treatment. One day, when she was mumbling more than normal, which I found out later was her actually speaking in tongues, I saw the number 666 on her scalp and I quickly asked for God to protect me. She rose up out of her chair and floated 3 feet above the ground while yelling…..”

“YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL. NOR WILL HE EVER BE. NOW GIVE ME SOME MORE HIGHLIGHTS AND TRIM MY BANGS YOU WORTHLESS *beep*!”

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6403532


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so, Mr. Gaga was outed by his barber, eh?
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 Quoting: Uncle Mikey
This video is funny.... LG is either female or male by oxy.

To say a female is a male and then accuse people of following false info is an oxymoron.

It’s like calling the queen an alien.... but you would have to know that the queen is not an alien.



Guys think of it as people calling you a female and girls think of it as people calling you a man.

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Jay Z can’t even get into a white golf club.... not saying bilderberg doesn’t exist.
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this story was probably put out by Gaga herself - she is a great self -promoter
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OK.. WTF's 5 starring this bullshit???
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That's why her hair styles look like He'll, thanks for the info., not sure how that helps me? Is there a guide to identifying satanic hairdresser's? I'm sure I've run into them before, you know, that haircut from He'll!

Keep it on the LP, keep trying, practice begets....uh... well, more practice!

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