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Which is the worst zodiac sign to be born under?

 
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Hahaha!
Some of you got played by a gemini. Too bad for you :)

:) :) :)

As for the worst sign: definitely Leo women (1 dimensional bitches) and cancer men (whiney namby-pambys)
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I'd say a Sag is a rough one with Birthdays surrounding Christmas, yesterday was my birthday and I spent it alone on the beach, nobody even really batted an eye about it.
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Sag rocks, married one. Best years of my life so far. I am an Aires BTW.

Happy B-day. (better late than never)
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I'm Sag, I've just about gone crazy with a Libra. Or is it Earthy people? Or maybe the combination. People who can smother the spirit of a Sag (or who even want to) have something seriously wrong with them,,
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Gosh, only one person mentioned Virgos. They are by far the worst. Snobby, picky, assholes.
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Maybe the Libra was Virgo,, on the cusp as they say...
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My mom is a Gemini. She never hurt a fly. Super kind and hardworking.

Every sign has its negative attributes, so it kinda depends on personal experience and who you know.

But I think the sign with the most potential for real evil is Scorpio. A Scorpio observes. It's in a Scorpio's nature to be curious, always learning how other people work, and they are able to spot others' shortcomings almost intuitively. Because of this, Scorp's able to fucking tear someone apart by utilizing his/her deepest insecurities.

Also, the possessive/jealous side of Scorpio could lead him/her to do very bad things. It's hard but as a Scorpio you have to always keep your passionate emotions in check.

Much love to Scorpios.. if their positive traits are nurtured, Scorpios are kind, philosophical, and never boring :D
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Sag's like Scorpians,,,, probably because we have nothing to hide,,, totally transparent, nothing for the Scorpian to "reveal".
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Scorpios no doubt, ain't happy unless everyone else is freaking miserable.
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That' so true (unfortunately).
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This Scorpio disagrees with your sterotyping.
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Leo (July 24-August 23)

With great personal charm and animal magnetism, Leos don't have
to be good-looking to get some nookie. Leos are also romantic,
which helps a lot in the free fuck department.
However, all this charm is superficial, and though Leos make
great one-night stands, they usually flop as spouses.

An example might be of the Leo couple who wind up in a
candle-lit honeymoon suite, and she enters the bedroom in a
classy lace nightie, and he slowly removes it, and kisses
her all over. But when they get into bed, all they can do
is talk about how wonderful and romantic they make each other
feel. She's frigid and he can't get it up.

But on the brighter side, a Leo is a wonderful confidant,
someone you can tell anything to. A good shoulder to cry on.
On the other hand, a Leo tends to let conceit and vanity get
in the way. They make great sales-people -- they can sell
fishnet stockings to a quadraplegiac.

Leos, however, are themselves very trusting and generous.
The phrases "The check is in the mail", "I love you", and
"I won't cum in your mouth" are all on the Top 10 Phrases
to save for Leos.

Famous Leos include Peter O'Toole, Lucille Ball, Herman
Melville, George Bernard Shaw, Cecil B DeMille and Claude
Debussy.
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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Im an Aries, surrounded by Gemini's! Ugh lies and know it all's.
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Aquarius (January 21-February 19)

Charming, exciting, completely unpredictable and among the most
original, inventive and complex people in the zodiac, Aquarians
fuck like rabbits. The Kama Sutra was probably first used as an
elementary school coloring book for Aquarius kids.

Though they are intuitive dreamers, they also have a sharp
analytical perception. Thus, they can dream of a new sexual
position and immediately know if it is a physical possibility.
Advances in civilization, science, and new inventions are
a special interest to this sign. Most sex aids were invented
by Aquarians.

Generous to a fault, it was an Aquarius who invented the
"pity fuck." Someone having a rough time? Well, fuck 'em!
Literally! It'll cheer him up, at least. Of course, when an
Aquarius screws you, you may walk bowlegged for months.
It depends on how many positions, "toys" and hours the session
lasts.

On the dark side, an Aquarius is a free spirit who doesn't
give a shit for other people's opinions. At times they are careless,
slovenly and absent-minded. Even odoriferous. People of this sign
are the most likely to have fleas, lice, herpes and VD. And pass
them on.

Famous Aqaurians include: Vanessa Redgrave, Zsa Zsa Gabor, and
her sister Eva, Kim Novak, Paul Newman, Clark Gable, John
Barrymore, Cahrles Dickens, Thomas Edison, Lewis Carroll
and Robert Burns.

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Re: Which is the worst zodiac sign to be born under?
I didn't know that about Gemini's. I've never really met one.
ohno

So, what sign is the best sign do you think?

I vote for Libras!
 Quoting: NautiGirl2



Regardless that I'm a quadruple Scorpio and love my Scorpioness, I do agree with you that Libras are the best. My best friends are Libras, and I love them dearly.

Geminis and Aquarians, though? Meh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 945763


Well that's good to know. My best friend is a libra, she's super nice as well.
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Psychopaths are nice too..
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Gemini........they are ALL bipolar! Come on Geminis......admit it!
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Scorpios no doubt, ain't happy unless everyone else is freaking miserable.
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This
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Re: Which is the worst zodiac sign to be born under?
Aquarius (January 21-February 19)

Charming, exciting, completely unpredictable and among the most
original, inventive and complex people in the zodiac, Aquarians
fuck like rabbits. The Kama Sutra was probably first used as an
elementary school coloring book for Aquarius kids.

Though they are intuitive dreamers, they also have a sharp
analytical perception. Thus, they can dream of a new sexual
position and immediately know if it is a physical possibility.
Advances in civilization, science, and new inventions are
a special interest to this sign. Most sex aids were invented
by Aquarians.

Generous to a fault, it was an Aquarius who invented the
"pity fuck." Someone having a rough time? Well, fuck 'em!
Literally! It'll cheer him up, at least. Of course, when an
Aquarius screws you, you may walk bowlegged for months.
It depends on how many positions, "toys" and hours the session
lasts.

On the dark side, an Aquarius is a free spirit who doesn't
give a shit for other people's opinions. At times they are careless,
slovenly and absent-minded. Even odoriferous. People of this sign
are the most likely to have fleas, lice, herpes and VD. And pass
them on.

Famous Aqaurians include: Vanessa Redgrave, Zsa Zsa Gabor, and
her sister Eva, Kim Novak, Paul Newman, Clark Gable, John
Barrymore, Cahrles Dickens, Thomas Edison, Lewis Carroll
and Robert Burns.

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 Quoting: Kirk


This good to know.
Thanks for posting.

BTW: Nobody is ever bored in the company of a Gemini. ;-`)
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Cancer:

Men are usually homosexual, women are mentally unstable, gold diggers, and will screw anything they can hold still long enough.
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Don't think my Cancer ex-husband was gay, but he definitely would screw anything he could hold down long enough (2 minutes if lucky) so anything's possible ... he probably was doing the dog while I was in the shower.
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Cancer:

Men are usually homosexual, women are mentally unstable, gold diggers, and will screw anything they can hold still long enough.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9079482


Don't think my Cancer ex-husband was gay, but he definitely would screw anything he could hold down long enough (2 minutes if lucky) so anything's possible ... he probably was doing the dog while I was in the shower.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16905393



Yes, on the dog. Sorry, I left one out.
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Re: Which is the worst zodiac sign to be born under?
I didn't know that about Gemini's. I've never really met one.
ohno

So, what sign is the best sign do you think?

I vote for Libras!
 Quoting: NautiGirl2


If we Geminis are so terrible,
how come my ex's call for months
sometimes years after we break up?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Looking for the child support.
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Re: Which is the worst zodiac sign to be born under?
Aries
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why aries?
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Because no one likes IMPULSIVE
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I have never met an impulsive Aries, actually the ones I know are all down to earth, a bit serious and very responsible.
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Aquarians have their heads in the clouds. They think they're perfect in every way, actually proud of their faults and refuse to make any effort to change or compromise.

Aries are know-it-all airheads. It's funny when someone who thinks they know everything walks through life pushing doors labeled pull.

My first love was a gemini. He was wonderfully artistic albeit very reckless. Now I've got an amazing Libra guy. Love him to pieces! He's so fair and balanced and good natured. My dad's a Libra too.

I'm on the first day of the Cancer/Leo cusp.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13914728


I'm an Aries. I know a lot, but not everything. I have a high IQ, but I am NOT competitive and I am not that organized. I like to be a lone a lot and I don't like people much. I am on the cusp of Pisces and Aries. I think i lean towards Pisces traits more and I was born on a zero deacon. Which is unusual in itself.

None of these things are 100%, life experience has a lot to do with it.

I think Libras are more know it all and very critical, on top of being amazing. My brother is one. He makes effortless friends and is bubbly and interesting. They have charisma but are also grouchy and aloof.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2667425


I'm familiar with the grouchy and aloof side of the Libra. It's prevalent in both my dad and bf.

You're a relatively humble Aries in admitting you don't know everything. That which you think you know (I'll bet) you stand by like it's gospel. There are very few things I hold as truth. Most things I think I know I tend to question and am open to the possibility they may be wrong. I appreciate the same trait in my Libra. I think you and I have our respective cancer and aries flaws balanced by the virtue of having been born on the cusps.

What the heck is a zero deacon? My bing search for the term provided nothing.
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I didn't know that about Gemini's. I've never really met one.
ohno

So, what sign is the best sign do you think?

I vote for Libras!
 Quoting: NautiGirl2


If we Geminis are so terrible,
how come my ex's call for months
sometimes years after we break up?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Looking for the child support.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2206820


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Re: Which is the worst zodiac sign to be born under?
I rate the worst sign as Aquarius.
Funnily I am one.

A friend in the village and I were talking one day and it came up that all the people I did not like were this sign.

I think there are two reasons for this.
The one being that they are emotionally able to detach which makes it hellish for others.
They love confrontation where others fear it.
They don't do the personal love very well - prefer the collective ideology.
awareness abiding as awareness.
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IMO its Geminis. Bunch of liars, unpredictable and unreliable cheats...
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It's whichever one it is that makes you more likely to believe in that horseshit.

Is there a punctuation mark to indicate irony or sarcasm?

Somebody should invent one. It'd be the most used key on my keyboard.
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Gosh, only one person mentioned Virgos. They are by far the worst. Snobby, picky, assholes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 580163


Maybe the Libra was Virgo,, on the cusp as they say...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1539700


I'm a Virgo and have the sign of Virgo in 4 other houses. I'm not the least bit snobby. I've always been able to accept people that others considered outcast. I am extremely neat, hygienic and picky, but I don't force it on others. We Virgo women make good wives and mothers.

My husband is a Pisces and I think of him as the greatest man on the planet.

My brother-in-law is a Gemini and he drives me frigging crazy.

The two signs that I can't stand are Sagittarians and Aquarians. Sagittarians love to argue and Aquarians are backstabbing and just plain crazy.
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Re: Which is the worst zodiac sign to be born under?
Hey this was supposed to be a "whats the worst sign" thread, instead its just people defending their own signs wtf.
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Lol, this thread cracked me up.
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People always point out traits in others, that they have first recognized in themselves. Gemini Rule!
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Scorpios no doubt, ain't happy unless everyone else is freaking miserable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 755706

aint that the fuckin truth! My mother is a prime example
I am Pisces btw...I think we have it bad because we have traits of all of them.
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my mum also a scorpian her words cut you like a knife,very scarey sign.
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:bigbaby1:
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Lol, this thread cracked me up.
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ditto pb
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Re: Which is the worst zodiac sign to be born under?
Aries
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Aries have hot blow up tempers, but ten minutes later they forget what they blew up about.
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Gosh, only one person mentioned Virgos. They are by far the worst. Snobby, picky, assholes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 580163


Maybe the Libra was Virgo,, on the cusp as they say...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1539700


I'm a Virgo and have the sign of Virgo in 4 other houses. I'm not the least bit snobby. I've always been able to accept people that others considered outcast. I am extremely neat, hygienic and picky, but I don't force it on others. We Virgo women make good wives and mothers.

My husband is a Pisces and I think of him as the greatest man on the planet.

My brother-in-law is a Gemini and he drives me frigging crazy.

The two signs that I can't stand are Sagittarians and Aquarians. Sagittarians love to argue and Aquarians are backstabbing and just plain crazy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16344976


Aquarians are sneaky, Good people, but if theres any that do lie forwhatever noble reason, It would be Aquarians.
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Re: Which is the worst zodiac sign to be born under?
In my experience... Scorpio's and Taurus are the worst zodiac signs.
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Re: Which is the worst zodiac sign to be born under?
In my experience... Scorpio's and Taurus are the worst zodiac signs.
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pfft
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Re: Which is the worst zodiac sign to be born under?
Taurus. My mother was one...(no communication)

I am a Gemini and ofcourse almost perfect.

Who decides? Just depends on a lot more than your sign...

I love Aquarius though! Free and true souls! However...

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