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How to Join the Illuminati: Membership Application

 
freakything
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How to Join the Illuminati: Membership Application
[link to studioknow.com]

use the link above to get all the information

There are many sham Illuminati websites lurking on the World Wide Web. Only one, however, shows the authority and professionalism expected from the world’s most powerful secret organization, an elite secret society with a long history of intrigue at the highest level of global politics. The illuminati-order.com website is the real deal, believe me.

“But how can I join the Illuminati?” you may ask. Read on, my friends, and I shall guide you through the application process.

Joining the Illuminati New World Order
Now that you know where the true Illuminati web presence can be found, you can go ahead with the application process. The following guidelines will help you fill out the Illuminati membership application correctly, increasing your chances of being accepted into this incredibly secret society.
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2011 07:16 PM
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No thanks, i dont need a candle when i could buy a lantern.
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Actually, they come to you, Thats how you are recruited
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Actually, they come to you, Thats how you are recruited
 Quoting: APOLLYON ILLUMINATUS

lolsign, dont forget this guys alien03.
freakything (OP)
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I would never join, I just thought it would be a good post for GLP
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ma nickname is lula, real name lavina and i was born nov 24 1994. Live in kampala
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Idol1
 Quoting: ANN 2144271


Bullshit site,and look at the reactions from morons wanna join..incredible how retarded humans can be.
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[link to illuminati-order.com]
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Actually, they come to you, Thats how you are recruited
 Quoting: APOLLYON ILLUMINATUS


:thisguy2:
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06/27/2012 11:17 AM
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why join the losing team?
Jesus Christ is the way

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06/27/2012 11:19 AM
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Leave this bunch alone lest this is your judgment day confession. Time is running out for them. The dark spigot is being turned off. Christ is the answer.
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06/27/2012 11:40 AM
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If you were given the choice of living in the lap
of luxury for three score and ten, and then spending
the rest of eternity in the Lake of Fire; or

living in abject poverty and misery for three score
and ten, and then spending the rest of eternity in
indescribable bliss and joy in the Presence of God,

WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
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06/27/2012 06:30 PM
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Greetings blind children. For to long have you been blinded by your so called illumination. Your unholy actions have provoked our heavenly Father. His wrath will descend upon your sinful souls, for you had forgotten His holy son Jesus Christ. Do not pride yourself with earthly power and possessions. Open your eyes to the real light of this world, Jesus Christ, may you be saved.

Your unholy thoughts shall be cleansed by holy fire.
Your eyes opened by righteous light.
Your sins purified by God's mercy.

Yours truly

A fellow Illuminati Hunter
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i want to be à memberwhip of thé illuminati now.For more détails contact me on this number 0765645776
 Quoting: mathew 647269


Im calling you now ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17703594


Did you two have a nice chat?
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belal m abdallah
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its not about being rich or being on top its just u joining an organization that will support bushhitler
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07/17/2012 03:31 PM
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The number of random african posters on here makes me not want to click the link, also did you know if you type your password it blanks it out like this ************* even if you use it in a sentence like silly african *************
Anonymous Coward
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07/17/2012 03:44 PM
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I believe this guy is the real deal, an ex-illumanati:
Thread: How to Join the Illuminati: Membership Application

He's absolutely wrong about Christianity though. The religion is legit, verified by multiple sources, that doesn't even include the Bible.
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07/17/2012 03:45 PM
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correct link
[link to www.waltfiles.blogspot.com]
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really need to join the Illuminati,bumpbump how do i join?
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07/24/2012 05:53 AM
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Yeah, well I will only join if Alex says it is OK

lmfao

lunatics
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07/26/2012 09:22 AM
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if any of you new members need business cards printed, give me a shout
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Please i want to join you guyz for whatever cost 0708264536
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08/08/2012 02:31 AM
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All of u dat want to join illuminati the time is near stop thinking abt it give ur solus to God almighty, even if it will take a long time for wealth fame and other things jst wait for the Lord. He will provide he has never faild me and my family would u enjoy eternity in hell were ur souls will never die and continually be tormented by the devil or in heaven giving praise to God with everlasting peace and u knw that Jesus will rule this earth for 1000 yrs with the saint that is those who repented and gave their life to God . Illuminati will not take u anywhere BEWARN
Open Your Eyes
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Yeah, well I will only join if Alex says it is OK
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9882842


Convince Me! :)

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08/08/2012 02:52 AM
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rofl

Omfg you people crack me up. I don't know what is funnier, you thinking that you can join some organization like this (if it even exists), or "Apollo" correcting you in saying "they" come to you...

The definition of who they even are changes based on who you talk to. I'm sure some organizations like what most on GLP believe they are do exist, but highly unlikely there is just one, and they are apparently worse than the worst gangs you could think of (Apollo got his in a Cracker Jack box, but he won't tell you that). They don't "hire" or "seek out" people, and certainly not anyone who comes to this site. If they are on here, it isn't to recruit.

Wake up!

cruise

Last Edited by TheDude99 on 08/08/2012 02:53 AM
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i wish to join you to become rich and famous,am dickson mokua from kenya contact.+254708804613Idol1propoganda
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08/09/2012 09:58 AM
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OH DON'T WORRY YOUR INN.
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If you were given the choice of living in the lap
of luxury for three score and ten, and then spending
the rest of eternity in the Lake of Fire; or

living in abject poverty and misery for three score
and ten, and then spending the rest of eternity in
indescribable bliss and joy in the Presence of God,

WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18683117


i can agree i want really to be a member here is my call +254708244174bsflag

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