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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 18683117 06/27/2012 11:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you were given the choice of living in the lap of luxury for three score and ten, and then spending the rest of eternity in the Lake of Fire; or living in abject poverty and misery for three score and ten, and then spending the rest of eternity in indescribable bliss and joy in the Presence of God, WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE? |
| Inquisitor User ID: 18699006 06/27/2012 06:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Greetings blind children. For to long have you been blinded by your so called illumination. Your unholy actions have provoked our heavenly Father. His wrath will descend upon your sinful souls, for you had forgotten His holy son Jesus Christ. Do not pride yourself with earthly power and possessions. Open your eyes to the real light of this world, Jesus Christ, may you be saved. Your unholy thoughts shall be cleansed by holy fire. Your eyes opened by righteous light. Your sins purified by God's mercy. Yours truly A fellow Illuminati Hunter |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 19959699 07/17/2012 03:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I believe this guy is the real deal, an ex-illumanati: Thread: How to Join the Illuminati: Membership Application He's absolutely wrong about Christianity though. The religion is legit, verified by multiple sources, that doesn't even include the Bible. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1336369 08/08/2012 02:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | All of u dat want to join illuminati the time is near stop thinking abt it give ur solus to God almighty, even if it will take a long time for wealth fame and other things jst wait for the Lord. He will provide he has never faild me and my family would u enjoy eternity in hell were ur souls will never die and continually be tormented by the devil or in heaven giving praise to God with everlasting peace and u knw that Jesus will rule this earth for 1000 yrs with the saint that is those who repented and gave their life to God . Illuminati will not take u anywhere BEWARN |
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| TheDude99 User ID: 21163369 08/08/2012 02:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Omfg you people crack me up. I don't know what is funnier, you thinking that you can join some organization like this (if it even exists), or "Apollo" correcting you in saying "they" come to you... The definition of who they even are changes based on who you talk to. I'm sure some organizations like what most on GLP believe they are do exist, but highly unlikely there is just one, and they are apparently worse than the worst gangs you could think of (Apollo got his in a Cracker Jack box, but he won't tell you that). They don't "hire" or "seek out" people, and certainly not anyone who comes to this site. If they are on here, it isn't to recruit. Wake up! ![]() Last Edited by TheDude99 on 08/08/2012 02:53 AM |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 18972227 08/10/2012 04:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you were given the choice of living in the lap Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18683117 of luxury for three score and ten, and then spending the rest of eternity in the Lake of Fire; or living in abject poverty and misery for three score and ten, and then spending the rest of eternity in indescribable bliss and joy in the Presence of God, WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE? i can agree i want really to be a member here is my call +254708244174 ![]() |