How to Join the Illuminati: Membership Application

me to

[link to illuminati-order.com]

my nickmame z lulu nd i wnt 2 b an illumite member

I would love to be rich n famous by joining you guys.Am ready for anything

Seems more like online performance art than anything else. I'd like to think that a century if not millenium-old secret order like the Illuminati would be more covert and not resort to such pedestrian measures like the internet to non-selectively recruit new members with an openly accessible application form.

Anyhow, I watched their flash video and it strongly clashes with the overall depiction of the Illuminati in the conspiracy theorist community. It's some half-arsed bull about individual liberty and personal responsibility, which, while sounding nice on paper, are not exactly practicable due to the nature of humanity, of the mob, to uncombed, unwashed, unenlightened masses. Humanity, like a dog, needs to be kept on a tight leash, so as to protect it from it's own inherent fallibility and stupidity. Even by force, if necessary.

diss shit is all fake

For what

hello my name is dj dn sulaiman am live in south africa in cape town i need to be come member of illuminati be cause am dj so thank you. javascript:doSmilie(':hiding:');

i'm 19years old ,from south africa and i still attend school at DR E.P LEKHELA HIGH SCHOOL IN KIMBERLEY IN THE NORTHERN CAPE AND AM SO INTO ILLUMINATI 666 AND I HEARD SO MANY STORIES ABOUT ILLUMINATI AND I DD MY RESEARCH AND THE OUTCOME OF MY RESEARCH WAS GREAT! I WAS HOPING TO JOIN THE ILLUMINATI ORGANISATION IF I QUALIFY....THANK U 4 READING 666....my contact numbers are 0710013647

i'm 19years old ,from south africa and i still attend school at DR E.P LEKHELA HIGH SCHOOL IN KIMBERLEY IN THE NORTHERN CAPE AND AM SO INTO ILLUMINATI 666 AND I HEARD SO MANY STORIES ABOUT ILLUMINATI AND I DD MY RESEARCH AND THE OUTCOME OF MY RESEARCH WAS GREAT! I WAS HOPING TO JOIN THE ILLUMINATI ORGANISATION IF I QUALIFY....THANK U 4 READING 666....

Has anyone followed the application through? If so, what happens?

You guys are fucked in the head..seriously, takin the easy way out to sell ur souls for money and posessions. All you need to do is work hard and have some sort of drive to have some sort of success..fukin weak bastards, regardless of how dire ur situation is you have the ability to turn it around with ur own will, dont rely on anyone but urselves...stop acting like douchebags and man the fuk up.

my name si k.nario am the young promissing raper and i like illuminati coz it give yuo popwer wel my skil am mgood at raping actual tht my talent and i can be realy muse fool at i illuminati so i was wondering if i can join it

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sounds legit enough. But you are initiated, not accepted by any entity in the 3rd dimension. The illuminati order is basically those who sold their sold to satan.

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Ahh mxm illiminati z a fken sh*t..hamban niyofa dnt u knw dat . Our gd God z gd all de tym..de God created heaven n earth bcoz he lved us..wat dd u create if i may ask..ag il neva join diz thng i lv God....

hi

From what i've researched they only recruit members due to their heritage and specific bloodline. They are all about genetics and i doubt majority of you would even be considered. Oh btw for you atheists out there they won't accept you either. Its not what they can do for you but what you can do for them. Even if you were accepted you wouldn't be given the key to any of their knowledge and secrets. You will be deceived that i can guarantee. Will it be worth it to sell your soul to receive their invitation? Are you willing to sacrifice your loved ones for a false sense of enlightenment? Your children? Spouse? Mother or Father? Would you be prepared to kill your own flesh and blood? Partake in canniblistic acts and bestiality? I bet they forgot to put that in their so called application.

i want to join llluminati bt how do i join it i live in cape town south african im a good soccer player

hi, can i joined the order... my facebook is "Zuleo Amen", and im not afraid of... like want to hide... im not white, im a malay, from malaysia, sorry if my english bad... im not in it for power or fame, i just want to find my self, im an x-muslim, or not really an X in this world, but already in my heart, my sense told me that, the Illuminati is my choice, for long i stayed, heard this heard that, i think and im sure, illuminati is my path, this fucking fucking human are stupid coz i never heard of a positive side about this Illuminati, seems like something is hide, the truth is hide, i knew in my heart... there are more through the eye and ear, these were all a fabrications, i never once dream when i sleep, beeing an Illuminati, but when i merge my dream, i think illuminati is the answer,

i tried this illuminati-order.com, but i lack of knowledge to understand the... way, to joined... and i don't understand, but i do has a feeling that this is the real one... so if you can help me, my facebook is "Zuleo Amen" or "Ethreo Ra", but i'll prefer the zuleo amen, coz the other one is occasionally, so... be nice though, coz, were gonna be a comrade :).... are we not..?

sorry if my bad post, i just got a lot of things in my mind...:(

Don't be fooled people. It's not an organization you can just


"APPLY"

HAHAHA

can i tell u what i know about the illuminati,

it is not satanic

it's mostly about human rights and freedom

it's towards the celestial being,

it's about science...

and it's atheist

so... do i come to the right place? im also the kind who search for the truth...

not some bullshit and fantasies

alas, i don't have any talents, except i love fighting,

and thinking,

i love games and puzzles,

i love musics and arts, especially martial arts,

and computers



if nothing replied to me from u guys, i just take it im in the wrong place...

dont give two shits bitch dont wanna know ur life story cunt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leave it to moron's on this board to fork over private info to a phisher/scammer in Kenya. Go figure.

am calvin k jonah and i have tried everything to be part of the illuminati but have failed but i want to be one of the illuminati

how can i join the