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How to Join the Illuminati: Membership Application | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 23774516  Denmark09/16/2012 07:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my name si k.nario am the young promissing raper and i like illuminati coz it give yuo popwer wel my skil am mgood at raping actual tht my talent and i can be realy muse fool at i illuminati so i was wondering if i can join it Quoting: zamuxolo 2239734 Why join the illuminati when you have such a primissing carreer already?  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 23859686  United States09/16/2012 07:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 23222740  United Kingdom09/16/2012 08:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| vickytar User ID: 7485081  Kenya09/17/2012 08:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 23938113  Brazil09/17/2012 08:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 18718419 United States09/22/2012 02:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I fail to see how the christian tyrant "god", who is the true demon, has anything to do with the illuminati? How is an infant slayer, and mass murderer any different than an organization that does the same exact thing? There is no difference. None. I demand a third option. Kill "yahweh", mount his head on a pike, and free humanity, that is a good start. Fuck your god. Fuck him to his hell and leave him there. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 24298332  South Africa09/23/2012 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 24298332 South Africa09/23/2012 03:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually, they come to you, Thats how you are recruited [/qu  So many false people out there who actually don't posess any intellect nor intelligence. Give me a sign to believe then. Had been looking for real answers my whole entire life. Wanna see some magic b4 I start believing anything is real  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 24298332 South Africa09/23/2012 03:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually, they come to you, Thats how you are recruited Quoting: APOLLYON ILLUMINATUS [/qu So many false people out there who actually don't posess any intellect nor intelligence. Give me a sign to believe then. Had been looking for real answers my whole entire life. Wanna see some magic b4 I start believing anything is real My biggest desire was always to be part of a secret society where I could reach fame and fortune, be happy and live comfortably. I posess a gr8 intelligent mind, sometimes I think I'm an extremely ifted individual who still has to be discovered by blind people. |
| All Star User ID: 5190974  Belize09/26/2012 04:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | All of u dat want to join illuminati the time is near stop thinking abt it give ur solus to God almighty, even if it will take a long time for wealth fame and other things jst wait for the Lord. He will provide he has never faild me and my family would u enjoy eternity in hell were ur souls will never die and continually be tormented by the devil or in heaven giving praise to God with everlasting peace and u knw that Jesus will rule this earth for 1000 yrs with the saint that is those who repented and gave their life to God . Illuminati will not take u anywhere BEWARN Quoting: If you are afriad to die then don't even bother looking here but if you want world domination then join me/us! [googlevid] |
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| Serenity777 User ID: 1129812 United States10/05/2012 06:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually, they come to you, Thats how you are recruited Quoting: APOLLYON ILLUMINATUS [/qu So many false people out there who actually don't posess any intellect nor intelligence. Give me a sign to believe then. Had been looking for real answers my whole entire life. Wanna see some magic b4 I start believing anything is real My biggest desire was always to be part of a secret society where I could reach fame and fortune, be happy and live comfortably. I posess a gr8 intelligent mind, sometimes I think I'm an extremely ifted individual who still has to be discovered by blind people. Or maybe you're just "par for the course" which is the reason why you've never been approached. And maybe...you're just a legend IN YOUR OWN MIND. Everyone NEEDS to believe that they are "special." -You're not- Sorry to be a downer, but, the truth is the truth. If you were so amazingly smart with such "special qualities," believe me when I say...THEY WOULD HAVE FOUND YOU. BTW- there are MANY people in secret societies that NEVER BECOME FAMOUS. Sounds like you're just ALL ABOUT YOU and think of yourself higher than you probably should.  Last Edited by Serenity777 on 10/05/2012 06:13 AM watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion... |
| Serenity777 User ID: 1129812 United States10/05/2012 06:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  The sadness of the people on this planet is...astounding. watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion... |
| Thor's Hamster User ID: 1248699 United States10/05/2012 06:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ...And if you hurry and order now, we'll also send you an application for the Mystical Order of the Declawed Gerbil for no extra charge. That's a $50 value...FOR FREE!!! Hurry and order now! Wait! That's not all! The first 100 callers will also receive this set of brand new Ginsu knives. These knives come in handy when you've singled out a potential recruit and you offer them an application to join, but they refuse. There is no more convincing implement than a shiny Ginsu knife pointed directly at the eyeball of your potential new recruit. Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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whayt if i wanna join??
contact me asap..i wanna be come
, dont forget this guys 
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