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How to Join the Illuminati: Membership Application

 
Recruited by the Illuminatus
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I was recruited several years ago. I had always felt I was gifted and had a propensity for leadership and intellectual achievement; however, I turned them down, why? because I am a christian woman and felt I needed to use my talents and intellect for God, not my own gain. Sometimes I wonder what it would have been like to be a part of this secret society, but alas I am fulfilled as an ordinary person.
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I was recruited several years ago. I had always felt I was gifted and had a propensity for leadership and intellectual achievement; however, I turned them down, why? because I am a christian woman and felt I needed to use my talents and intellect for God, not my own gain. Sometimes I wonder what it would have been like to be a part of this secret society, but alas I am fulfilled as an ordinary person.
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You don't sound like someone displaying overly developed leadership capabilities or an abundance of intellect, just like a pretentious, delusional madwoman.
benrd gachoki
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11/22/2012 07:48 AM
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Idol1
 Quoting: ANN 2144271


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sheunopa matsvedure
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12/27/2012 02:54 PM
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IssueX

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12/27/2012 02:58 PM
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[link to studioknow.com]

use the link above to get all the information

There are many sham Illuminati websites lurking on the World Wide Web. Only one, however, shows the authority and professionalism expected from the world’s most powerful secret organization, an elite secret society with a long history of intrigue at the highest level of global politics. The illuminati-order.com website is the real deal, believe me.

“But how can I join the Illuminati?” you may ask. Read on, my friends, and I shall guide you through the application process.

Joining the Illuminati New World Order
Now that you know where the true Illuminati web presence can be found, you can go ahead with the application process. The following guidelines will help you fill out the Illuminati membership application correctly, increasing your chances of being accepted into this incredibly secret society.
 Quoting: freakything 1415420


oh yes, and this one is the real illuminati because they tell us so...

lmfao OP

I would be extremely wary of signing any agreement or contract with a group who call themselves an illuminati

contracts can be binding...in this world and the next

better to stay unaffiliated during these days and trust only what resonates as truth in your own heart

everything else is vanity and chasing after the wind

Last Edited by IssueX on 12/27/2012 03:00 PM
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 03:00 PM
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Oh not that link again!
Too complicated!
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12/30/2012 10:00 AM
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i wane get in to u n becom fames sleep wit chiks evry tin tats is possible n i ll do any tin u ask am z frst from ma country no body nows u her in ethiopia so .......................ma e mail is feteh.solomon@yahoo.com
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12/30/2012 10:06 AM
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I am actually a sympathizer...

With respect to their original initiative; as devised by Adam Weishaupt:

Freethinking, Enlightenment, and Liberty.

So WTF happened?

They now appear to be the OPPOSITE of that; They are now about Empire preservation, NWO, population deception, etc.



Something, somewhere went wrong. Their policy was changed as a function of their position and status in the world; which indicates a lack of true ordainment or legitimacy to rule.

It correllates a bit with Israel and its rise to power through the US; once slaves, now the masters. How can they plead "let my people go" when they are now the tyrants and slavemasters?

So I now say: "Let my people go"
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Last Edited by Intergalactic Diplomat on 12/30/2012 10:12 AM
sbudah
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12/31/2012 05:18 AM
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i wnna join u here my initials; sbusiso emmanuel ngcobo from durban
SJ
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If I could be rich I would join, too! You know how to contact me if you are real. Thanks.
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01/04/2013 10:45 PM
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why join the losing team?
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[quote:qhrx floyd thz 'll wl b n iz da bg tng!
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 Quoting: omar


i want to be the one of them
loz@ die yster
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neva join the illuminati,u guyz think its all abwt the money guess again a.a it's not it's abwt who u are no matter what jst belief that god will always be there for u
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01/14/2013 12:39 AM
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i think i don't need to join bse am already there.am being used and the demon is already in mewtf.prostitution,lies and cursing God's name just explains it all.Am i not there?Yes i am and i fuckin' hate it.
kanyi bidu
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01/15/2013 08:37 AM
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pliz pliz pliz am dying to join my religion illuminati pliz help Idol1:
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Idol1
 Quoting: ANN 2144271


Bullshit site,and look at the reactions from morons wanna join..incredible how retarded humans can be.
 Quoting: b 4371304
jay atieno
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01/23/2013 06:02 AM
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Ahh mxm illiminati z a fken sh*t..hamban niyofa dnt u knw dat . Our gd God z gd all de tym..de God created heaven n earth bcoz he lved us..wat dd u create if i may ask..ag il neva join diz thng i lv God....
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jay atieno
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01/23/2013 06:25 AM
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i we love ,,if i can be the membership & i we always keep the flag of the organization flaying.............
 Quoting: ajefemi ayodeji 19739889
orlandis harris sr
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01/24/2013 10:53 PM
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i wish could join
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Mike
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01/28/2013 04:29 AM
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I'm mike makara and I wanna join illuminati now
Mike
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I'm mike makara and I wanna join illuminati now
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I WANT BE PART ILLUWILATI
G hollow
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02/03/2013 12:04 PM
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02/03/2013 12:07 PM
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No thanks, i dont need a candle when i could buy a lantern.
Idol1
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or a torch that run on dry cell batteries? lol
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02/07/2013 05:26 AM
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Warning: If you are approached by anyone claiming to be "Illuminati", know this: THEY ARE FULL OF SHIT BECAUSE THERE ARE NO ILLUMINATI!

IT'S ALL BULLSHIT!

LAUGH IN THEIR FACE!

NO KIDDING!
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02/08/2013 02:55 PM
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how do i join without killing anny of my family members ?

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