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God is good! I was financially blessed today! Thank you Jesus!

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12/06/2011 02:28 AM
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God is good! I was financially blessed today! Thank you Jesus!
I wanted to give thanks to Jesus by telling you what happened to me today. Last month I got banned/fired from - I cant say where. Normally, they pay on the 1st of every month. I thought because I was banned that they were going to keep my earnings from the month of Nov because I have read stories from numerous people who said that the company just kept their money and banned their accounts. I thought that was going to happen to me, so I was a bit down. I said my prayers on the 29-30th of Nov and it wasnt a half assed prayer at all. I really focused and I thought prayed to the God of Abraham, the God of Moses, the God of Issac, the Creator of the whole entire Universe, the God who became flesh...

While saying my prayers I realized something. I thought, why am I so focused now but usually never before in my prayers? It was because I wanted something. I felt bad, and ashamed of myself. I said to myself from now on when you talk to God you should always focus and meditate, dont ever half ass anything. Give the same emotion and attention. I asked myself, how do you normally like it if you had a friend or family who only spoke to you with this kind of attention when they wanted something. I felt so embarassed... I said to myself, Im going to put God in my life in everything I do and will give him all of my attention, no more half assing prayers.

The 1st came, so I checked my bank account every 10 minutes and I didnt see shit, which made me bummed out but it was alright because I realized fuck it, work with what you have. Youll survive, just be thankful you realized what you did when you said your prayers a few days back. I said my prayers on the 1st and I was basically like - It really didnt matter to me all that much when it came to that check now that I realized how Ive been treating you and I gave my thanks.

5th came, I used my debit card at walmart, came home check my bank account to see how much money I had after buying cat food (Im the resident Feral Cat Care taker of my neighborhood) I checked and I was blown away! Woohoo! I received a huge freaking check from that company! First thing that came to mind was, thank you Jesus! Woohoo! I hopped up and down thanking the Lord! Woo! The Lord is good! Thank you Jesus! Yep, thats my story, I wanted to give thanks to God by sharing this story with yall. Thank you Jesus! With that check, Im blessed to have enough to continue to feed these cats until dec 2012, pay for family's life insurance, and I might buy add ons to make my TV a 3DTV. Woohoo! The Lord is good!
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12/06/2011 02:31 AM
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Re: God is good! I was financially blessed today! Thank you Jesus!
Someone must have fucked up in the accounts dept.... you are just lucky !