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Please listen to me very carefully, I am the real John Titor

 
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It was indeed a hoax I created back in the 90s, but listen to me:

Yes, I created it, but... what I was saying was not totally untrue.

At the time I was dabbling in psychic experiences and predictions of the future, some of acquaintances of mine and myself were studying Nostradamus and other people who claimed to have insight into the future. From there, we attempted some "peeks" into the future ourself. The outcome was terrifying, and we felt what we believed to be great distress in the future. Multiple people, including myself, came to similar conclusions. Much of this is already beginning to happen in the world.

I decided to try to warn people about this, but I knew no one would believe me if I claimed to be a psychic. So, I made up some images and put together some time travel ideas and theories with the help of a Physicist friend of mine, so I would have the best chance at convincing people. We had plenty of rehearsing so that most of my claims about time travel could be well supported. I also had my friend nearby, so whenever someone asked a question I couldn't answer, my friend (who is an incredibly fast typist) would help me out by typing on a computer screen nearby (a laptop with soft keys, so you couldn't hear the typing.)

I am posting this due to all the recent Hoax "confession" posted and the new (false) appearance on Coast to Coast.

I believe this is an attempt to make it look like this fake John Titor is actually a fake. Why would they do this? So that people disprove easily the fake John Titor that will appear this month, and in turn place more emphasis on the actual one (me) being legit. I don't want that to happen, I don't want any more people buying into my unintentional scam.

Needless to say, I no longer dabble in the occult due to odd things that began to happen in my life. Not to mention many of the things I foresaw came true, but I have now deemed myself a false prophet. Which scares me. I began reading more scripture, and learned that a "false prophet" is identified by one who makes (some true) predictions, but if one of them made is false, then the "prophet" is false.

This scared me, like I said. I did not want to be thought of, by myself mostly, as a false prophet, so.. I "disappeared". With the idea that hopefully people would forget about this event and me, just like they do most other hoaxes. But, they didn't.

Many of you are going to find this part silly, but I assure you this whole letter is true:

Around 2001, increasingly odd things began to happen to me.. coincidences that were much too coincidental, odd dreams, and more that I will not go into.

It is around this time that I began feeling a very strong presence of something holy. I began to learn that it was actually Jesus of Nazareth! He was attempting to communicate with me, and wanted to forgive me for what I had done.

I asked forgiveness, and let him forgive me. Since then, I have been trying my hardest to debunk my own scam all across the internet, and otherwise. I even made fake calls to coast to coast trying to disprove 'John Titor', and I'm even responsible for many threads on here that claim to be 'the real' John Titor... I do this, so that people will realize that they are obviously lying, and turn away from this scam.

Now, as I had planned to do in a manner of time, I've decided to be completely direct about this whole thing.

I will repost this many places on the internet in hopes to reinforce my redemption.



To summarize, John Titor WAS a hoax, but the man claiming to be John Titor soon to appear on Coast to Coast AM is *not* me.

I assume the reason for their agenda, but in reality I do not know it. Could just possibly be ratings...

That man is really not me, as I swore to end this charade in the early 2000's.


Please, listen, Jesus is the lord and the savior.

Don't listen to anyone who tells you otherwise.

He saved me from certain doom, and now I owe it to him to do what I can about reversing this, and I don't want you to think this is some nutcase's attempt at getting you to believe in Jesus.

I have no church I want you to join, no money I want you to pay, no links to any place that I want you to visit.

Simply, I'd like to say, Jesus is real. He is God, and he beckons you whole-heartedly and earnestly on a daily basis to listen to him, and follow him. He will give you completely legitimate and pure signs to show you that he is real if you just ask. Find nice, comfortable places to pray by yourself, and discover this for yourself.

Jesus did not send me to do this, I have chosen to come forward and do this on my own

Some of my predictions were true, but not all of them, because I am (or rather was) a false prophet.

Even False Prophets get some things correct.



Thank you everyone, if you have any questions please ask.

I know there isn't much way that I can prove to you that I am the real "John Titor" (not my real name, of course), but I feel it very deep in my conscience that I have to make an attempt. The name John Titor by the way, was made up out of having studied John Lennon and his seemingly prophetic visions around the time I created this hoax, listening to his music, among other things, is largely what got me interested in the Psychic and the paranormal. I took his first name and combined it with "(Ti)me Travel(er)" But changed it to an O since Titer seemed like an odd name.

I hope this gets through to as many believers in "John Titor" as possible.


Thank you, and Jesus bless.

May he show you, like he did me, the real way and the real truth.
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With all that said,,,

Allow me to be the first,,,

bsflag

I have heard and read a LOT on this

AND

In my opinion it is just another ruse.

So until there is something definitive proven in a way that shows no hoaxing or bullshit.

I call bullshit


bsflag
Each time a person stands for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he or she sends forth a tiny ripple of hope. And crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance. Few are willing to embrace the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of their colleagues, the wrath of their society. Moral courage is a rarer commodity than bravery in battle or great intelligence. Yet it is the one essential vital quality for those who seek to change a world that yields most painfully to change. [Robert F. Kennedy]



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WOOOOOOOW...just amazing!!!

very clever
judge by the fruits
taste sour to me
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i didn't read this
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With all that said,,,

Allow me to be the first,,,

bsflag

I have heard and read a LOT on this

AND

In my opinion it is just another ruse.

So until there is something definitive proven in a way that shows no hoaxing or bullshit.

I call bullshit


bsflag
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2nd that........bsflag
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anybody who uses jesus name to pass an agenda (any agenda) is
trying to exploiting humanities key weakness

have we not figured this out yet humanity?
its time we grow up humanity!!!!
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If you are John Titor, then you'll be able to tell Pam M. the secret song. I'm sure you're the same guy on Paranormalis telling us you're a hoax. Don't worry. All the original forum members who chatted with the real John Titor agree that you are not John.
John Thomas of the Titor Project
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Yesterday, someone told the same exact story.
Thread: John Titor was a hoax created by me
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Oh well...you tried. Your hands are clean! (I believe you BECAUSE of your faith in Jesus Christ~ He IS the real deal!)
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i didn't read this
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cruiseme neither
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If you are the born again Christian you profess to be...because those of us who KNOW that true experiences in Christ Jesus change you COMPLETELY / WHOLLY / 120% FROM THE INSIDE OUT!! THEN, what you need to do is TURN THIS SITUATION OVER TO THE LORD OF LORDS!
Jesus said he would deliver your enemies into your hand and cause them to be your footstool!!! If you really want this dissolved, offer a fast before the King of Kings and ask him that HIS WILL BE DONE CONCERNING THIS!! JESUS IS NOT THE AUTHOR OF CONFUSION!!!!!
Did not our Lord tell us, " I give ye not because ye ask not". And did he not say; " And I say unto you, Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you.
For everyone that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it SHALL BE OPENED!
THANK YOU HOLY SPIRIT FOR YOUR WISDOM, AND DISCERNMENT. TO JESUS I GIVE PRAISE AND GLORY FOREVER!
IF CHRIST BE FOR YOU...WHO CAN BE AGAINST YOU?!
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Oh well...you tried. Your hands are clean! (I believe you BECAUSE of your faith in Jesus Christ~ He IS the real deal!)
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I do not know that man named Ren1999, though I did and still do know a Pam.

We had a few favorite songs.


I understand what you've said about Jesus, poster.

I have tried in all earnestness to give over everything to Jesus, and it is working wonderfully at the moment, and day by day I make progress.


I understand Jesus will take care of the situation when I put it into his hands, and I believe he will, but I decided to come here and do what little I could regarding my foolishness in the 90s.

Did Jesus send me? No. Did he say I should or shouldn't either way? That much wasn't clear, but I did feel it wasn't a bad idea with him to come here and do such a thing. At least make an attempt.

Oh, and to the person who mocked my brothers with a sock puppet. It's better to be a sock puppet than to be a sock puppet on fire and burning for an eternity.



My original intent was not a bad one, it was to warn people of what I thought I had been typing into psychically, and I used time travel as a cover.

What I came to realize is that many of my predictions were false, and so whatever force that was guiding me in these predictions couldn't be a truthful one.

It was this and numerous (upon numerous) accusations of me being a deceiver, anti Christian, and a false prophet
that finally lead me to realize my mistake and be born again with Jesus.


Anyone here who denies Jesus likely has some rotten agenda. They know they do, as well. Even if it's not at the forefront of their brains. I know this because I used to do the same, and I used to sound just like them.


Any questions?
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i didn't read this
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clappa
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This person claiming this all to be a hoax is not the real John Titor. I'm a lot older than that man, and watching that video is quite spooky to me, as I'm not sure their intentions for doing such a thing later this December.

This person named Ren is also false (in fact, they all are), and is simply researching John Titor information after you ask him. The information he gives often doesn't even correlate with the original story I made up years ago.

I claimed that I went back in time to preserve a computer, but this man claims that John Titor went back in time to put the computer in that time period.

Among other things, he can be seen mocking you board users on other websites.


The man in 2003 who came back claiming to be John Titor resurfacing was not me, either. I haven't been back since 2001. I'm not sure how people believed him, considering he sounded nothing like me.

I thank you for applauding my efforts, though... It's not an attempt at anything other than a real confession.



I've changed a lot since that time period, and am really sorry for the confusion and false belief I have caused.

I've seen that it did give a lot of people hope, which I'm grateful for, but when I saw to what extremes people were taking some of my predictions at the early part of this century, it began eating me alive inside, and for years I was lost on what to do about it.


Praise Jesus, ladies and gentleman. He's our only way out of this mess.


Not... John Titor...
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It was indeed a hoax I created back in the 90s, but listen to me:

Yes, I created it, but... what I was saying was not totally untrue.

At the time I was dabbling in psychic experiences and predictions of the future, some of acquaintances of mine and myself were studying Nostradamus and other people who claimed to have insight into the future. From there, we attempted some "peeks" into the future ourself. The outcome was terrifying, and we felt what we believed to be great distress in the future. Multiple people, including myself, came to similar conclusions. Much of this is already beginning to happen in the world.

I decided to try to warn people about this, but I knew no one would believe me if I claimed to be a psychic. So, I made up some images and put together some time travel ideas and theories with the help of a Physicist friend of mine, so I would have the best chance at convincing people. We had plenty of rehearsing so that most of my claims about time travel could be well supported. I also had my friend nearby, so whenever someone asked a question I couldn't answer, my friend (who is an incredibly fast typist) would help me out by typing on a computer screen nearby (a laptop with soft keys, so you couldn't hear the typing.)

I am posting this due to all the recent Hoax "confession" posted and the new (false) appearance on Coast to Coast.

I believe this is an attempt to make it look like this fake John Titor is actually a fake. Why would they do this? So that people disprove easily the fake John Titor that will appear this month, and in turn place more emphasis on the actual one (me) being legit. I don't want that to happen, I don't want any more people buying into my unintentional scam.

Needless to say, I no longer dabble in the occult due to odd things that began to happen in my life. Not to mention many of the things I foresaw came true, but I have now deemed myself a false prophet. Which scares me. I began reading more scripture, and learned that a "false prophet" is identified by one who makes (some true) predictions, but if one of them made is false, then the "prophet" is false.

This scared me, like I said. I did not want to be thought of, by myself mostly, as a false prophet, so.. I "disappeared". With the idea that hopefully people would forget about this event and me, just like they do most other hoaxes. But, they didn't.

Many of you are going to find this part silly, but I assure you this whole letter is true:

Around 2001, increasingly odd things began to happen to me.. coincidences that were much too coincidental, odd dreams, and more that I will not go into.

It is around this time that I began feeling a very strong presence of something holy. I began to learn that it was actually Jesus of Nazareth! He was attempting to communicate with me, and wanted to forgive me for what I had done.

I asked forgiveness, and let him forgive me. Since then, I have been trying my hardest to debunk my own scam all across the internet, and otherwise. I even made fake calls to coast to coast trying to disprove 'John Titor', and I'm even responsible for many threads on here that claim to be 'the real' John Titor... I do this, so that people will realize that they are obviously lying, and turn away from this scam.

Now, as I had planned to do in a manner of time, I've decided to be completely direct about this whole thing.

I will repost this many places on the internet in hopes to reinforce my redemption.



To summarize, John Titor WAS a hoax, but the man claiming to be John Titor soon to appear on Coast to Coast AM is *not* me.

I assume the reason for their agenda, but in reality I do not know it. Could just possibly be ratings...

That man is really not me, as I swore to end this charade in the early 2000's.


Please, listen, Jesus is the lord and the savior.

Don't listen to anyone who tells you otherwise.

He saved me from certain doom, and now I owe it to him to do what I can about reversing this, and I don't want you to think this is some nutcase's attempt at getting you to believe in Jesus.

I have no church I want you to join, no money I want you to pay, no links to any place that I want you to visit.

Simply, I'd like to say, Jesus is real. He is God, and he beckons you whole-heartedly and earnestly on a daily basis to listen to him, and follow him. He will give you completely legitimate and pure signs to show you that he is real if you just ask. Find nice, comfortable places to pray by yourself, and discover this for yourself.

Jesus did not send me to do this, I have chosen to come forward and do this on my own

Some of my predictions were true, but not all of them, because I am (or rather was) a false prophet.

Even False Prophets get some things correct.



Thank you everyone, if you have any questions please ask.

I know there isn't much way that I can prove to you that I am the real "John Titor" (not my real name, of course), but I feel it very deep in my conscience that I have to make an attempt. The name John Titor by the way, was made up out of having studied John Lennon and his seemingly prophetic visions around the time I created this hoax, listening to his music, among other things, is largely what got me interested in the Psychic and the paranormal. I took his first name and combined it with "(Ti)me Travel(er)" But changed it to an O since Titer seemed like an odd name.

I hope this gets through to as many believers in "John Titor" as possible.


Thank you, and Jesus bless.

May he show you, like he did me, the real way and the real truth.
 Quoting: Please, listen. 5942581


I read it. It sounds plausible to me.



It was 2001 for me as well.
Difficulties strengthen the Mind as labor does the body...
~Seneca
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i didn't read this
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cruiseme neither
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I wasn't really reading it. I read a few lines. I grew disinterested.
John Thomas of the Titor Project
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wtf
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i didn't read this
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cruiseme neither
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I wasn't really reading it. I read a few lines. I grew disinterested.
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He says you are a fake Ren ohno
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I'm not interested either.
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The name John Titor by the way, was made up out of having studied John Lennon and his seemingly prophetic visions around the time I created this hoax, listening to his music, among other things, is largely what got me interested in the Psychic and the paranormal. I took his first name and combined it with "(Ti)me Travel(er)" But changed it to an O since Titer seemed like an odd name.
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Me too. I'm the real John Titor.

I also invented the snorkel and potatoes.
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i didn't read this
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me either
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John Titor is soooo yesterday!
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Hey guys I'm the real John Titor and I can confirm that this Christ-tard imposter is full of shit. .
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I told several people including Coast to Coast AM that I would be coming forward, but when I asked them to make the announcement for me and I personally disagreed to go on the air to do so, they put someone else on. I haven't gotten a call back since they did this.

A fake me?? Which is bizarre. Which is why I'm in such a state of melancholy and depression.

I think this may have been to the fact that the reasons I began giving for coming out about this were due to recent spiritual awakenings involving Jesus. They weren't taking kind to that, and insisted that I come up with another plan, but I didn't want to.

Well, they've made their own story up about John Titor coming forward. I suppose that is enough for me to rest easy. Even though it's not me.


I've only posted similar confessions in a few other forums, and judging by the reactions so far, I may not spread the confession as much as originally intended.

Ask any questions you like, but much of the story was made up and most can be researched.

Try to ask something that's personal, and real.
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OP can fuck off! I never bought the "John Titor" bullshit story right from the get-go. I don't accept the OP's appology because the OP is a fucking pice of shit!!!!!
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Is OP still watching this thread?

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