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***Flu Shot Coming To a Church Near You***

 
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Glad I don't go to church.
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then you will burn in hell forever
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sheeplaughsheep..Great thread OP...5*hf
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So local volunteer fire companies are also offering FREE flu shots.

I even seen them offering a free lunch after getting jabbed for free.
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Glad I don't go to church.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


then you will burn in hell forever
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Another ac fucktard! God will never be impressed with anyones church affiliation nor there attendance record! And definitly doesnt damn anyone who doesnt go to church.
 Quoting: saved


Oh no! Some body gets it.

I attend church EVERY Sunday. I know the Bible and the preaching pretty well and one thing I've figured out: preachers are like insurance men - You never have enough and you never pay enough.

Compulsory attendence doesn't seem to be listed in the Bible. Hmmm. Wonder why? Modern "churchers" want to make you think that the passages that say not to forsake the church mean you have to come to church. Well, if you're a Christian that understands what it all means, you realize that YOU don't go to church, the Church comes to you! To not forsake it means that when it comes to you, don't turn it away.

I mean, really, it would be SO MUCH EASIER if I just attended church and at the end, got a "Certified Church Goer" certificate to get me through the pearly gates. If I've never learned anything I have at least learned that even The Word Of God will be misused for convenience and priviledge.

I am in full rejections of the modern notion of the Christian Church. It is an insult to The Creator the way it is used and abused. I do, however, stand blameless and forgiven because I believe and I obey.

All you haughty Christians, take your fake faith and turn it into something real because *THAT* will certainly allow you to burn in hell. God said he hates the lukewarm and that he will vomit you out of his mouth. Either you burn for the Lord or you burn in hell. Take your pick.
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Yes i revere God as the ultimate authority, i commune with Him daily in His word and through prayer. I dont shove my beliefs on anyone, only the truth is of importance anyway, and the Truth belongs to Him not me.

With that stated, im 52 and have lived a very healthy and robust life. I get sick with the flu or cold nearly every couple of years. I really dont feel the need to get a lil chemical concoction in order for me to continue life here on Gods Green earth. How has civilization survived through history without it? Quite well if you ask me. I would rather build my immune system by enduring all that comes my way, and when God decides to take me from this world i dont think the vaccination is going to stop that!

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So local volunteer fire companies are also offering FREE flu shots.

I even seen them offering a free lunch after getting jabbed for free.
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If it were such a great thing they wouldnt have to resosrt to such desperate tactics right!? I mean the flu shot has been around for ever, some take it and some dont. Why the sudden wide spread promoting of how we all need to take it. Whats in it will do more damage to anyone who takes it than the flu. The truth is you may not notice the effects for a couple of years, and then its too late the government will deny any responsability because there will be no proof of what you know. Just the same way they do the troops who have sacrificed themselves for this country.
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Don't forget Oral Roberts who at 80 said an 800 foot tall Jesus appeared an threatened to let him die if he didn't come up wit a gajillion dollars cause I guess Jesus needs money? My daddy, a fireman in a large southern city saw Oral come to the auditorium in the 50s.

During a break in all his pontificating he was approached offstage by a man ( Daddy was standing right there)who had an enormous roll of money in his hand and with him a one legged man in a wheelchair. The man said "Pastor" I'll pay you 10,000.00 dollars if you can grow my brother a new leg.
Oral just shook his head and walked away. This was after he was literally salivating over the sight of the money in the mans hand.

A friend of mine has a daddy who is an electrician. His friend was called by someone he knew to the same auditorium many years later like the 70s. it appeared or actually it was that Earnest Angely ( catchy name uh?) had an electric device which he used to heal by hitting folks in the forehead bi==with the heel of his hand. Said device had shorted out and was actually shocking HIM now. He got it foxed and paid an exoribitant sum f money for it. He is sitting on bales and bales of it now probably burning in hell for his false gospel.I had sad old maid aunts that thought he hung the moon and that the sun squirted out of his butt every morning. I guess they are still waling around heaven asking after him. Surely someone has told them since the late 80s that he ain't there.

Pat Robertson is a shill who hurts the cause of Jesus more than he ever cold help by saying GOD sent a earthquake on haiti cause "they" sold their souls to the devil over 200 yr ago. Danged shill. PS. His name is Jehushuah not Jayyyyyysusssss! A variation of Joshua, Hosea, Isaiah, ET AL all of which have meaning derived from "salvation". "And ye shall call his name Jesus (actually Jeheshuah) for he will save his people fro their sins", not his mama , not his Stepdad, not his 1/2 Grandmother ( who WAS not a virgin-didn't have to be) or his Mother after his birth-that wul kind destroy yhe miracle if MIraim ( not Mary) had 4-5 kids and remained a virgin through that many pregnancies? What was the blasphemers of Rom thinking or the people who bought that con?....the world of full of lies ... they now bear forth from the alleged house of GOD.

Any "thing" that comes to you in that second name is not from him.
Study the work of GOD. It is hard to find the truth today.
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This is FunVax

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" Let me pay you, to kill me"
the powers that be don't even need to depopulate. We are doing it for them. Voluntarily!
Come on people! Think for a second! Quit poisoning yourselves!
And quit poisoning your children.
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I spoke to the guy working at Walgreens the other day about the flu shots. He said if their store sold more shots than all other stores in that district everyone that works at that store gets an iPad. Even the part timers. True story
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My Daddy had a saying " That biscuit is as hard as a preacher's pecker". Extrapolate that out and figure out what he meant even though he ( and I was raised in the Baptist Church)...the ones like the Methodists who have Halloween parties for the kiddies. The church lost it's way when it got tax exempt status.

Flee from the teacher so grevious error and the distant dusty-trail shirttail followers of Rome who even today can't show you where God or his apostles ever changed Shavat to "the day of the sun god" courtesy of Eusubius in 321 AD. and Constantine who couldn't be here cause he is sizzling in hell for starting the RCC and mixing the damnable doctrines of paganism with the doctrines of the LORD.

The modern church has become a "Paul Crouch with a cum load on his chin and Jan Crouch pronged with a huge 18 yr old meatstick well paid to do that gross thing by YOUR DONATIONS house of abominations where they spread their non-biblical theologies like GOD will kid your child if you question Benney Hinns truthfulness and THEN with Jerry Swaggart shooting off on a crack whore hookers tits in a Cadillac and Kenneth Copeland putting demons IN people by laying hands on them.

Let's not forget Ron Parsley and Mike McIntosh?McIntyre? with their "Gawd wants to give you a Mercedes and/or check for 10 k" BS and duh.... look at Parsley's congregation for clues. Professional victims from Ohio's inner city of disenfranchisement and despair trying to god-lotto up that Benz and them 200.00 shoes and open faced gold crowns on all their teefes spelling they name. KLawd gimme some of that free cheese too please.

My ex wife's aunt and uncle still sent him money. Every charlatan on the tube conned them and they were good GOD fearing people,. Just to emanored with "Church" IE the Church of god ( he ain't there much) who actually thought that they could "turn you out'n the church" while thy was a'sinnin' an a'lustin' in their hearts like "Church of god" people do like us all but they can discipline you for it. it's become a big facebook in a building for most modern churches and sadly the small ones usually end up with a Vitalis-headed illiterate pastor who got caught sucking off a little boy at his last church but being filled with the spirit they hired him anyway w/o checking first. That and slain in the spirit and the laughing barking etc in the Toronto and Brownsville churches signal the angels are polishing their horns. The judgement cometh and quickly too. Be not caught up in her sins( A Woman rides the Beast rev 17-18) Maranatha

When Paul Crouches son found out he was a big gayboy he freaked and was going to out him as a hypocrite but the church fathers of TBN got to him first and promised him his own church ( AKA money printing machine) if he would "but forebear"..he did and hey did and nobody ever found the head of the biggest "church based christian network was driving the stick shift in the corvette while his wife was being heavily driven by another paid driver maybe not old enough to have a license.

Benney Hin whose wife ( an alleged pastor)( Youtube) said to the congregation " You need a HOLY GHOST enema right up your butt" a few years ago continues to knock mo'fo' out just like Jesus did ...OH! ....WAIT he didn't.... but Benny does...knocks people down up to 5 times. I guess his deevine healing takes more tries. Peter Popov sells "Holy miracle spring water ( rub it on your grandma and she wil still die of that cancer like Hinn's other patients. (Look up his Africa to where he goes off onstage cause not enough people showed up to pay him for the ticket into the gates of heaven). ( from the tap of a mop sink in Pittsburg) on an independent- I guess they could not risk him since he has already done fed time for fraud/shystering on TV.

" Having a form of Godliness but denying the power thereof..from such turn away".

Many shall come in MY name and say I (Jesus am the Christ)
...well they is here.
The same foul spirit that goaded Crusaders ti kill 1/2 of Europe en route to the Holy Land to liberate the City of David" ( a jewish) and sing praises to Jesus the Savior ( also a jewish when on earth) slaughtered the entire popluaton of jewish people in Jerusalem by burning them alive in their synagogues. Then killed Muslim women and babies. they then bragged about ti and marched around the burning dying jewish people singing "Christ we Adore You".
These are the spirits of devils gone forth the deceive. Millions will spend eternity in sheol for this and it is caused by the misrepresentation of Christianity by it supposed standard bearers and those who would despise the truth. Their sins and their condemnation will be great in that day.

Me? I ma but a hopeless sinner. I can only plead the blood. On that I base every hope of avoiding the same fate through the promises of GOD. Shalom.
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Lester, is that you?
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That pretty green pin looks good on you Mama. This is interesting information and I'm glad you posted it.

Curious to see what comes of it and if members of the "Clergy
Response team" are involved.

Maybe not because I think that's FEMA or DHS that runs it, but I think any organization that is 501 C religion has to be involved in the CRT or lose their status.

I KNOW some churches who are a part of it don't tell their flock that they are. They'll find out though. What an awakening for some.

Seems any organized religion has their hand in the till in some way or another.
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Jesus wants everyone vaccinated?

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I spoke to the guy working at Walgreens the other day about the flu shots. He said if their store sold more shots than all other stores in that district everyone that works at that store gets an iPad. Even the part timers. True story
 Quoting: The Dude Jeff


I have read about this before. I believe there was a thread relating to this, but I could not find it.
Here is one of the articles that goes with what you say....plus the harrassment! CVS and Walgreens!

[link to www.naturalnews.com]
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When you think about it, what a perfect vector for spreading it too. If it's a live vaccine, the members of the congregation who get the vaccine can pass the flu to the ones who didn't get it.

All cozied up in their closed in building. Then the whole infected congregation goes out to eat or to the grocery afterward.
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12/06/2011 07:23 PM
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Walgreens just isn't cutting it. Now they want to go into churches to encourage worshippers to get the flu shot!
Unbelievable!

Article summary:

The CDC and HHS held an “off-the-record, not-for-press-purposes” phone conference with church and community leaders.
They want to administer flu vaccines in churches, synagogues and mosques.
They are encouraging church leaders to “influence” people to get the shots through clinics run by Walgreens, which would send pharmacists out to places of worship to mass-vaccinate people in the church/synagogue/mosque


[link to articles.mercola.com]
 Quoting: MamaHasAwakened


They're just desperate to kill us off. I guess if you're stupid enough to believe in most organized religions, you're stupid enough to believe in flu vaccines and the gubmint.
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12/06/2011 07:24 PM
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WOW. Fucking brazen bastards.

Fuck their shots. Funny how they never encourage nothing truely healthy..but get the shot because it has good things in it...

Where does it end?
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It ends with about 6.5 billion dead people.
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Glad I don't go to church.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


then you will burn in hell forever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1468339


at least we won't have to take flu shots.
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This could be an attempt to sterilize the Bible-tards.
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And the sheep will line up for vaccinations because now they will think it's "God's will".

sheep
 Quoting: Tuff~Kooky


^reading comprehension alert^

No.

They will line up because they trust the government hiding behind the churches, not because they think it is "God's will."

Is it that difficult to see the shell game?
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That pretty green pin looks good on you Mama. This is interesting information and I'm glad you posted it.

Curious to see what comes of it and if members of the "Clergy
Response team" are involved.

Maybe not because I think that's FEMA or DHS that runs it, but I think any organization that is 501 C religion has to be involved in the CRT or lose their status.

I KNOW some churches who are a part of it don't tell their flock that they are. They'll find out though. What an awakening for some.

Seems any organized religion has their hand in the till in some way or another.
 Quoting: Nine's


When you think about it, what a perfect vector for spreading it too. If it's a live vaccine, the members of the congregation who get the vaccine can pass the flu to the ones who didn't get it.

All cozied up in their closed in building. Then the whole infected congregation goes out to eat or to the grocery afterward.


Thank you Nines! It will be interesting to see if this takes effect more widespread with all churches, synagogues and mosques. I get so fired up about these flu shots. They are pushed so hard and now they are wanting to infiltrate the places of worship!
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^^^^Still learning to combine quotes, forgive me!^^^^
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They may be onto something. What better place than a church for faith-based medicine? They should go one step further and start a new religion. Maybe call it Pharmism. Adherents can wear little shiny hypodermic needle pendants. The priests wear white coats and stethoscopes.
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Soul theft coming to a church near you!

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