So why exactly was Rudolph's nose "red"?

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Thread: !!!My Rudolph Song!!!!!

Because Rudolph the Red knows reindeer?

BTW, seen the original handwritten copy of the song...it's in the Treasure-Room of Dartmouth College's Baker Library.

It's on ordinary white lined paper, like notebook paper.

Red Mushrooms?
(Amanita Muscaria)

Chemtrails

Santa has intestinal issues, otherwise Roudolph's nose would be brown...


Then they'd have to change the song to "Roudolph the brown nosing reindeer"

Last Edited by BRIEF on 12/08/2011 11:48 AM

His mother screwed in a few too many lightbulbs.

Maybe he was Irish.

Drunk!

lucibufagins

Last Edited by Trample on 12/08/2011 12:06 PM

Because he has his nose so far up Santa's ass!

alcoholism

Rosacea?

Clown school?

He was related to peter schmeichel

Embarassment of course. All of the other reindeers laugh and call him names.

Because it was the Philosopher Stone

He's a prepper off the grid waiting for an EMP or solar flare to take it all out.

Yup you tell them!................

Syphilis contracted from a horny little elf.

Why are roses red?

In 1933, Hitler mandated that an all reindeer stealth battalion hit squad be formed and that genetically "perfect" reindeer be used. When all of the crap DNA was taken out of the reindeer they found the reindeer started to ascend. Ascension symptoms included glowing appendages and flight. The head of the reindeer stealth death squad, Niklis Van Klaus, went crazy one night and slaughtered every single member of his battalion. It was said there was so much blood that his uniform was stained red. He escaped that night with 13 of the genetically perfect reindeer and still eludes the war crimes tribunal to this day.

Niklis Van Klaus...FTW!

He drank egg nog with a bit of whiskey... and it was cold outside. Besides, the others had brown noses. Rudy was a non-comformist

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Good question. Why are Communists "red" and democrats "red"? Why are Republicans blue?

ummmm...no

FAA regulations.

It was a birth defect and he was BULLIED because of it.

Awww...bullies...wah wah This ain't Facebook...Grow a set Rudolph!