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The Twelve Dooms of Christmas

 
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12/08/2011 02:45 PM

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The Twelve Dooms of Christmas
SUNG TO THE TUNE OF
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND PEACE TO ALL
AND NO DOOM TO EVERYONE


The Twelve Days of Doom


On the first day of Doom,
my true love sent to me
Yellowstone Caldera bursting free.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two Euros toasted,
And Yellowstone Caldera bursting free.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three round of hyperinflation,
Two Euros toasted,
And Yellowstone Caldera bursting free.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four tsunamis from every direction,
Three round of hyperinflation,
Two Euros toasted,
And Yellowstone Caldera bursting free.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five nuke satellites falling,
Four tsunamis from every direction,
Three round of hyperinflation,
Two Euros toasted,
And Yellowstone Caldera bursting free.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six midwest faultlines slipping,
Five nuke satellites falling,
Four tsunamis from every direction,
Three round of hyperinflation,
Two Euros toasted,
And Yellowstone Caldera bursting free.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven pandemics spreading,
Six midwest faultlines slipping,
Five nuke satellites falling,
Four tsunamis from every direction,
Three round of hyperinflation,
Two Euros toasted,
And Yellowstone Caldera bursting free.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight Elenin fragments returning,
Seven pandemics spreading,
Six midwest faultlines slipping,
Five nuke satellites falling,
Four tsunamis from every direction,
Three round of hyperinflation,
Two Euros toasted,
And Yellowstone Caldera bursting free.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine asteriods crashing,
Eight Elenin fragments returning,
Seven pandemics spreading,
Six midwest faultlines slipping,
Five nuke satellites falling,
Four tsunamis from every direction,
Three round of hyperinflation,
Two Euros toasted,
And Yellowstone Caldera bursting free.


On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten alien warships landing,
Nine asteriods crashing,
Eight Elenin fragments returning,
Seven pandemics spreading,
Six midwest faultlines slipping,
Five nuke satellites falling,
Four tsunamis from every direction,
Three round of hyperinflation,
Two Euros toasted,
And Yellowstone Caldera bursting free.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven HAARP quakes rumbling,
Ten alien warships landing,
Nine asteriods crashing,
Eight Elenin fragments returning,
Seven pandemics spreading,
Six midwest faultlines slipping,
Five nuke satellites falling,
Four tsunamis from every direction,
Three round of hyperinflation,
Two Euros toasted,
And Yellowstone Caldera bursting free.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve Lightships flashing,
Eleven HAARP quakes rumbling,
Ten alien warships landing,
Nine asteriods crashing,
Eight Elenin fragments returning,
Seven pandemics spreading,
Six midwest faultlines slipping,
Five nuke satellites falling,
Four tsunamis from every direction,
Three round of hyperinflation,
Two Euros toasted,
And Yellowstone Caldera bursting free.

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