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Haha now even Australian cops need bazookas

 
Anonymous Legend
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12/08/2011 10:10 PM
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Haha now even Australian cops need bazookas
VICTORIA'S corruption busters will be able to be armed with machine guns, grenade launchers, tear gas cannons and even bazookas for "heavy-duty operations".

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12/08/2011 10:26 PM
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Whats the worst that can happen
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12/08/2011 10:37 PM
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Whats the worst that can happen
 Quoting: the poop


just helps protect the corrupt, lol, but with all the other law enforcement agencies loading up for 2012 it does make you wonder....

Prevents total anarchy I guess......
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12/08/2011 10:45 PM

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Didn't Australian citizens give up their gun rights?


Now the cops have bazookas. Rubbing it in your faces.
xen

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12/08/2011 10:48 PM
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this is fantastic news

the thugs and parasitic scum will be held accountable

when the police join forces with the army there is no escape

muhawahahahahahahaaahahahahahah
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12/08/2011 10:49 PM
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Re: Haha now even Australian cops need bazookas
It doesn't sound like it's for the police, but for a new commission called IBAC - to oversee public employees.

I rather like this: (from the article at link above)

"Victoria's 250,000 public sector employees will be under the watch of IBAC, including police, judges, MPs and staff, local councillors and the Governor.

It will investigate criminal misconduct including bribery, theft, fraud, document destruction and misuse of information."

Sounding rather interesting...

bazookas

1rof1
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12/08/2011 10:49 PM

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Re: Haha now even Australian cops need bazookas
VICTORIA'S corruption busters will be able to be armed with machine guns, grenade launchers, tear gas cannons and even bazookas for "heavy-duty operations".

Source :
[link to www.heraldsun.com.au]
 Quoting: Anonymous Legend 6685695


They are a big enough danger to themselves now.

I wonder why the corruption busters need heavy weapons. I always thought corruption was more of a white collar crime,
maybe there is corruption going on in the drug trade?
Your advice is welcome
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12/08/2011 10:51 PM
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Re: Haha now even Australian cops need bazookas
Since everything works in reverse in the upside-down half of the Earth (i.e. toilets swirl the wrong way when you flush them, etc) doe this mean that Aussie Bazzokas launch their projectiles out the back? Do the Australian police know this?
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2011 10:57 PM
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I'm hoping that the rumours are true - that the NWO is E.N.D.I.N.G.

It is well known that the most dangerous element in society are the psychopaths that profess to 'lead' us. Are we really getting a well armed commission to oversee public employees??
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12/08/2011 11:04 PM
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gingers are evil.

this is what happens when you put one in charge...

"the truth points to itself" = www.shepherdschapel.com
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12/08/2011 11:14 PM
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Didn't Australian citizens give up their gun rights?


Now the cops have bazookas. Rubbing it in your faces.
 Quoting: FatalW1shes


after the port arthur massacre they changed the gun laws. in Aussie you can still own guns if you pass a psych exam.
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12/08/2011 11:16 PM
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Since everything works in reverse in the upside-down half of the Earth (i.e. toilets swirl the wrong way when you flush them, etc) doe this mean that Aussie Bazzokas launch their projectiles out the back? Do the Australian police know this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1257580


No it just seems logic works backwards here. If you're correct that is.

Oo
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12/08/2011 11:18 PM
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Since everything works in reverse in the upside-down half of the Earth (i.e. toilets swirl the wrong way when you flush them, etc) doe this mean that Aussie Bazzokas launch their projectiles out the back? Do the Australian police know this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1257580


you got it the other way around friend. america is backwards and behind in the times.
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12/08/2011 11:19 PM
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bzookas? as in bubble gun?
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12/08/2011 11:20 PM
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fk ewwwwwww
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12/08/2011 11:32 PM
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Forming a national guard
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12/09/2011 12:03 AM
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Forming a national guard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1380052


50 life sized cut outs of Paul Hogan does not a National Guard make.

:(
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12/09/2011 12:08 AM
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Re: Haha now even Australian cops need bazookas
It doesn't sound like it's for the police, but for a new commission called IBAC - to oversee public employees.

I rather like this: (from the article at link above)

"Victoria's 250,000 public sector employees will be under the watch of IBAC, including police, judges, MPs and staff, local councillors and the Governor.

It will investigate criminal misconduct including bribery, theft, fraud, document destruction and misuse of information."

Sounding rather interesting...

bazookas

1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1409343


they are the 'real' police now
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12/09/2011 12:11 AM
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They only need the bazookas, to fend of the brutal attacks of the killer kangaroos and the evil dingos.
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12/09/2011 12:13 AM
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12/09/2011 12:13 AM
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Re: Haha now even Australian cops need bazookas
VICTORIA'S corruption busters will be able to be armed with machine guns, grenade launchers, tear gas cannons and even bazookas for "heavy-duty operations".

Source :
[link to www.heraldsun.com.au]
 Quoting: Anonymous Legend 6685695


We also have
[link to www.youtube.com]
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12/09/2011 12:16 AM
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Oh Fuck no.That's like putting a hammer in a monkey's hand.
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12/09/2011 12:17 AM
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Re: Haha now even Australian cops need bazookas
They only need the bazookas, to fend of the brutal attacks of the killer kangaroos and the evil dingos.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6760618


Blow the whole establishment away, no eyewitness accounts, no questions just fabrication of how great a job they did. Govenments need to increase the fear factor of the public. The leash must nver be idol, it must be tightened periodically, but never loosened.
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12/09/2011 12:24 AM
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I saw an Aussie cop put a piece of paper over the end of his "bazooka" and try to play yanky doodle dandy.
Must say,his head flying off was a great oncore
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12/09/2011 12:27 AM
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scum protecting scum
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12/09/2011 12:29 AM
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Re: Haha now even Australian cops need bazookas
They took away all the guns. It should be absolute bliss by now.
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12/09/2011 12:30 AM
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Re: Haha now even Australian cops need bazookas
Didn't Australian citizens give up their gun rights?


Now the cops have bazookas. Rubbing it in your faces.
 Quoting: FatalW1shes


first thing that came to my mind...

yea, feel safe gun free friends.

it's all such a strange ride now.
Anonymous Coward
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12/09/2011 12:37 AM
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If we are being occupied by 2500 yanks it only makes sense to be appropriately prepared to deal with the situation.chuckle
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12/09/2011 12:44 AM
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Didn't Australian citizens give up their gun rights?


Now the cops have bazookas. Rubbing it in your faces.
 Quoting: FatalW1shes


first thing that came to my mind...

yea, feel safe gun free friends.

it's all such a strange ride now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3307814


:) Except the people who still legally own guns.

Who is gun free? Sure, I can't own one, but then I'm a psychotic rampaging individual.

But hey, if I put money to intent, I'd still get to own one.
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12/09/2011 12:48 AM
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Re: Haha now even Australian cops need bazookas
They took away all the guns. It should be absolute bliss by now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5849707


Yeah, all for the crime which has risen some 500% since all the bad guns were confiscated.
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12/09/2011 12:49 AM
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oy mate im bout to blow up that there crocodile

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