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make chewy crusty artisan BREAD with 5 minutes of your time! seriously! and cheap!

 
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Good lord this sounds good! I would think it would taste better with whole wheat flour and a little bit of honey in it.
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I find all whole wheat to be a bit rough, but a 3:1 white / wheat mix is good
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bread

I posted this months ago in the thread, but showing off my variation of this bread for those who may not have seen it.
 Quoting: Laura Bow


ooooo, it's perfect!
 Quoting: pink cat


TY, it's SO EASY and SO GOOD people would be a fool not to try it! That bread was only hmm, 2-3? hour rise, if I remember right. Usually I do not do a long rise anymore, I'm too impatient, lol. BUT, I have let it gone for 24+ hours and it becomes similar to a sourdough.
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Well, that's a lot of bloody time and effort for something you can get at the store for a couple of bucks.

You still have to buy all the ingredients, put it together, wait on it for 24 hours, run the oven for an hour, etc.

Not cheaper and very much less convenient.
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Depends on how much cheaper you can make it...if you buy in bulk you can make it very cheap and YOU control what goes into it. People anymore are into convience...if you plan ahead it is convenient and very yummy!
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wtf...."wait 24 hours"???...I wanted that shit NOW!
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take 4 minutes of your time and go start a batch now!
this time tomorrow it'll be in your mouth!
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Give me your address I can fly drive to your house in less time and be in YOUR mouth!
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BEST-BREAD-RECIPE-EVER (takes less than 1 hour 40 minutes):

3 1/2 cups BREAD flour
1 tbs yeast
1 tbs sugar
1 1/2 cups water
1 tsp salt

Put the yeast and sugar in the water. Water should be about room temperature. Let sit for only 10 minutes.

After ten minutes, add the flour one cup at a time. After the first cup, stir in the salt.

You DON'T HAVE TO KNEAD THIS BREAD, just make sure the flour in mixed in. I do it with a fork.

Let sit on counter, covered, for ONLY ONE HOUR. I would kill myself if it took 24 hours to make bread.

After the hour has elasped, form loaves, let them proof(rise) for an additional 10 minutes.

Bake in a preheated oven at 425 for 15-18 minutes.

Voila...bread in less than ONE HOUR AND 40 MINUTES.

This makes great breadsticks, artisan loaves, or even pizza dough. Substitute 1 1/2 cups of flour with wheat flour for some grainy good bread.

The original recipe came from here: [link to www.ourbestbites.com] I just tweaked it a little.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1431775


I made you're bread today, it was delicious! Second loaf I've ever made (first was a kneeded recipe, wasn't so good) I tweaked it a little because the packet of yeast was only 2 1/4 tsp, so I used 3 cups flour, 2 1/4 tsp sugar, 1 1/4 cup water, and little less than a tsp of salt. I put it in the sunny window to rise because the house was a little cold and left it for an hour and a half (It was fun to see how much it kept rising) After forming it I let it proof sitting on the preheating oven for 15 minutes. I baked it for about 22 minutes at 425º It was awesome!
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scheming I'm making mine today, i hope this is good!!!!!

Cant wait!!!
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bread

I posted this months ago in the thread, but showing off my variation of this bread for those who may not have seen it.
 Quoting: Laura Bow


ooooo, it's perfect!
 Quoting: pink cat


Nice!!!!! Is this from the same original recipe posted here?
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This is just pure laziness.

If you want nice chewy bread, then the kneading is an ESSENTIAL part of the process.

1/4 tsp. of yeast is going to taste pretty much like a cracker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6881056


Oh yeah. That struck me weird-only 1/4 tsp but its thelong rise time that makes it possible.

I make bread every weekend. I use minimum 3 tsp yeast. I knead the dough ~it's not hard takes only 8 minutes or so.

It would be interesting to try this though. Thanks!
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I've tried it 3 times now and all I get is a wet playdo lump of crap. I'm pissed that it won't work for me, what in the he'll am I doing wrong??

You say 3 1/2 cups bread flour - check
You say 1/4 teaspoon quick yeast - check
You say 1 1/2 cups water - check
You say 1 1/4 teaspoon of salt - check

Mix all dry together then add water mix it up and let it sit 24 hours, I did all this and it is just a wet, sticky, mass WTF?? What am I doing wrong here??? ARrrrrrrrg
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Amazing bread.
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wtf...."wait 24 hours"???...I wanted that shit NOW!
 Quoting: SHR


take 4 minutes of your time and go start a batch now!
this time tomorrow it'll be in your mouth!
 Quoting: Pink Cat with a Telephone Hat


24 hours, 5 minutes, what's the difference?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6366268


5 minutes you actively work on it
20 hours you go live your life doing whatever else you want.

no, i KID! it is a trick, you MUST stare at the bread rising for EVERY SINGLE MINUTE until it is ready for the oven. you cannot move, eat or go to the bathroom. you can do NOTHING but MONITOR the bread rising in the bowl...each and every precious second.
mwahahahahaha!

your life will be consumed.

drevil
 Quoting: Pink Cat with a Telephone Hat


now THAT is funny!
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Thanks Pink Cat, can't wait to try it.
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no-knead? what's with the easy-bake laziness? i'm willing to exert a little energy, so i can start now and have a delicious artisan loaf in an hour
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*remove the 24 hour wait*
use baking soda and lemon juice instead of yeast to remove the 24 our wait time

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Of all the stupid shit my wide finds on Pinterest, this was worth, fucking AWESome yumminess- fresh bread super good for 1/10 the cost of commercial shit

Hey op doesn't it have to be an enameled cast iron pot or can you use seasoned cast iron?
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Bake it in a CAST IRON dutch oven, and double the goodness!! You can even do this without electricity! (if you must).

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Good lord this sounds good! I would think it would taste better with whole wheat flour and a little bit of honey in it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14459915


I find all whole wheat to be a bit rough, but a 3:1 white / wheat mix is good
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14346136


Yeah, I tried it with whole wheat bread and it didn't turn out very well.

I didn't wait for 24 hours for it to rise. I only waited 3-4 hours. Maybe next time I'll wait the entire 24 hours.
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I've tried it 3 times now and all I get is a wet playdo lump of crap. I'm pissed that it won't work for me, what in the he'll am I doing wrong??

You say 3 1/2 cups bread flour - check
You say 1/4 teaspoon quick yeast - check
You say 1 1/2 cups water - check
You say 1 1/4 teaspoon of salt - check

Mix all dry together then add water mix it up and let it sit 24 hours, I did all this and it is just a wet, sticky, mass WTF?? What am I doing wrong here??? ARrrrrrrrg
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3064678


Here are things that will make bread fail:

- Old yeast that is dead before you start
- Yeast that has been left in a too warm storage place and is dead
- Water too warm, it killed the yeast

- Place where it was put to rise was too cold, but this is not likely, as some old recipes for rolls left the dough to rise overnight in the refrigerator, it just rises slowly
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MMMM looks so good,ty! i just have to get a dutch ovenhf
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Try make this, it will rock your world..

[link to wearenotfoodies.com]
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Of all the stupid shit my wide finds on Pinterest, this was worth, fucking AWESome yumminess- fresh bread super good for 1/10 the cost of commercial shit

Hey op doesn't it have to be an enameled cast iron pot or can you use seasoned cast iron?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5210357


yep!
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thank you to whoever pinned this :)
it's a good and comforting thing as fall approaches to think of nice warm bread baking in the oven.

i am also starting to experiment with growing my own grains but that is going to be a huge learning curve. but i love the challenge :)
i am growing buckwheat right now :)

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Try make this, it will rock your world..

[link to wearenotfoodies.com]
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wow, YES! that sounds incredible! i'm going to try it for sure! i've got that bookmarked. mmmm, YUM! my mouth is watering just thinking about it eating it with some hard cheese and hot mustard!
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bread causes inflammation and diseases
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Re: make chewy crusty artisan BREAD with 5 minutes of your time! seriously! and cheap!
I have news for you, waste of time. If you eat wheat bread you're going to make yourself lose money/nutrients/health.

Wheat contains gluten, gluten impairs the body's ability to absorb nutrients.

Try using Quinoa, Almond, Amaranth, or Rice Flour, anything NON-GMO, and wheat free.
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