Two hybrid Pleiadians walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered drinks. They were making merry in a serious way and it was obvious to the bartender that they were celebrating something big.

His curiosity finally got the better of him and he says, "I hate to be nosy, but it's obvious that you two are celebrating something big. What's the occasion?"

One hybrid Pleiadian replies, "Well, we are just sooo proud of ourselves, because we just finished - just the two of us alone - a 50 piece jigsaw puzzle in only 3 days."

Confused, the bartender says "So?", to which the other hybrid Pleiadian says, "Well, on the box it says 3 - 5 years."