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I am forced to go to church..
Well just recently i had a situation with the law and had to leave my apartment thru eviction and am now living at my sisters temporarily till i get this other lease going. Im not a christian yet i got my ocd controlling sister forcing me to go to church. (Its part of my terms if i live at her house). So now shes got people at the church telling me i am wrong and will end up in hell and etc etc. Its really nerve racking. So since im forced (for the time being) to go to this church and they wanna convert me i wanted to know if anyone had any good information/ammunition to shoot at them thats basicly telling them how there "way" isnt the only way and how it contradicts itself and how its just full of shit all together.
My sister reminds me of the crusaders back in the day.. Believe in CHRIST OR DIE!!! lol
-Just another 23 year old in texas. Fml
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
Tell her that is not how Jesus would want the message spread , we are not to force anybody . All we can do is plant seeds .
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12/11/2011 03:52 PM
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
I would rather live in a box.

Seriously.
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12/11/2011 03:55 PM
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
lol I know what ya mean.. Its just its pretty cold outside and im not a big fan of being homeless. Havent tried it yet but not willing to experience it. Maybe i will put 666 on my forhead and do the dance of the beast in the middle of the sermon
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
You can always choose to live out on the streets if you don't agree with the rules under your sister's roof.
Go on, do it. Show the world what a man you are instead of whining about it here.
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
A little bit of whining yes i suppose. But my main purpose of this post was to get some clever ammunition to say back to these cultish people. I am a man. Just one that got in a legal matter that is in limbo from apartments for 2 weeks . I refuse to waste money on hotel.
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
Remind her that Jesus said it is more than impolite to judge someone.....
Before she may cast a stone, she should make sure she has a clean slate with her god.....
Meanwhile, we all understand the idea of god in our own time and way.
A season for everything.
The sin of pride is most apparent when attempting to convert someone to an idea....
In Christianity it is a paradox to attempt to convert someone...
It is not a paradox to profess your love of the idea of god / Jesus / Osiris/ krishna/ buddha...... Etc.
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12/11/2011 03:59 PM
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
Sarcastically beg them not to stone you. Or desperately ask them to please, please hide you from their scary volcano god.
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12/11/2011 03:59 PM
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
You can always choose to live out on the streets if you don't agree with the rules under your sister's roof.
Go on, do it. Show the world what a man you are instead of whining about it here.
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Yep. Hook on your do-good Christian sister for a free ride and go to church or go it on your own.
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
Well, I'm a follower of Christ, and I don't agree with her methods, personally. You are an adult, not her child. She can tell you not to do things that violate her beliefs in her home, I am sure, out of respect, but forcing you? I am sure she is well-intentioned. BUT, God wants us to come to him by our own free will. All she is doing is representing him as a jailer, of sorts. He is not. It sounds about as exciting as a bad arranged marriage the way she is going about it. Tell her that Christ wants you to "give" him your heart if you so choose, and will not take it by force, neither can she! I believe the gospel is true, but her methods are off course, seriously.

Tell her you appreciate her doing the "Christian" thing by helping you out so much, that you appreciate her efforts, but you feel that her forcing you will push you away from God rather toward him right now. Tell her that her example of just loving you the way you are and simply praying for you and being a blessing to you will go a lot farther than these methods.

I will pray she will open her eyes and relax a little and let you be you.
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
Sarcastically beg them not to stone you. Or desperately ask them to please, please hide you from their scary volcano god.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1428307


lol. Sounds like a reptilian believer *rofl* Id really sound throwed off then haha
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
Remind her that Jesus said it is more than impolite to judge someone.....
Before she may cast a stone, she should make sure she has a clean slate with her god.....
Meanwhile, we all understand the idea of god in our own time and way.
A season for everything.
The sin of pride is most apparent when attempting to convert someone to an idea....
In Christianity it is a paradox to attempt to convert someone...
It is not a paradox to profess your love of the idea of god / Jesus / Osiris/ krishna/ buddha...... Etc.
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Im going to take your advice on this one. Appreciate the outside pespective. Wasnt sure where to go with this one. Figured GLP would eventually give me a wise anwser.
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I guess this is going to put a fire under you to MOVE OUT ON YOUR OWN!
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
A little bit of whining yes i suppose. But my main purpose of this post was to get some clever ammunition to say back to these cultish people. I am a man. Just one that got in a legal matter that is in limbo from apartments for 2 weeks . I refuse to waste money on hotel.
 Quoting: ConfusedPerson


But you have no problem leaching off your sister who is willing to provide you a place to live while you get on your feet. And talk about ammunition to fire back at her. If you are a real man, show her this thread, then go and live on a park bench.
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12/11/2011 04:14 PM
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Also, ask that she be patient as Christ would be , in this your hour of need....
Tell her that as nice as she is, that at this time you are not specifically seeking guidance in the way of spirituality.... But thank you....!
Instead you need help surviving in this modern day end times nightmare, where a young person may often find it difficult to stay even...
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
You're a 23 year old grown man, living with your sister, and you're complaining about her trying to be a good influence on you?

You should be thanking her for putting a roof over your head and asking what you can do for her, instead of talking behind her back and trying to gain sympathy from a bunch of internet strangers.

Grow up.
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
You're a 23 year old grown man, living with your sister, and you're complaining about her trying to be a good influence on you?

You should be thanking her for putting a roof over your head and asking what you can do for her, instead of talking behind her back and trying to gain sympathy from a bunch of internet strangers.

Grow up.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa

It is a young person asking for help...
You weren't very nice...
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
Look look. I am grateful for her helping me out because of my situation. But im far from tryng to get sympathy. I just wanted some clever things to say back to the people in church. Thats all this post was about. Thats all. The rest is just the description of the situation.

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Re: I am forced to go to church..
A little bit of whining yes i suppose. But my main purpose of this post was to get some clever ammunition to say back to these cultish people. I am a man. Just one that got in a legal matter that is in limbo from apartments for 2 weeks . I refuse to waste money on hotel.
 Quoting: ConfusedPerson


But you have no problem leaching off your sister who is willing to provide you a place to live while you get on your feet. And talk about ammunition to fire back at her. If you are a real man, show her this thread, then go and live on a park bench.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1634599



Indeed. The OP is liberal-atheist hypocrisy at it's finest.
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
Look look. I am grateful for her helping me out because of my situation. But im far from tryng to get sympathy. I just wanted some clever things to say back to the people in church. Thats all this post was about. Thats all. The rest is just the description of the situation.
 Quoting: ConfusedPerson


Listen to your sister, she is trying to help you.
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
Indeed. The OP is liberal-atheist hypocrisy at it's finest.
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But of course. That's what we christers label dudes who don't like zealots climbing on their face.

sigh
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12/11/2011 04:27 PM
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
Should have just told them you're a protestant and you go in the closet to worship and rarely to church (which means never). You know personal Jesus and all that it's the best way to get family off your back without having them wanting to save your soul all the time. Jesus wasn't real big on churches considering he traveled and nowhere does it command you to go in the New Testament.
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12/11/2011 04:28 PM
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
Indeed. The OP is liberal-atheist hypocrisy at it's finest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6950254


But of course. That's what we christers label dudes who don't like zealots climbing on their face.

sigh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1428307


lol
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12/11/2011 04:30 PM
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
If it's a protestant church tell them that you believe in Jesus and therefore are guaranteed a free pass to heaven no matter what you do in life. Actually, it MUST be a protestant church or they wouldn't be making threats. They are not christians, they are playing church.
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
You're a 23 year old grown man, living with your sister, and you're complaining about her trying to be a good influence on you?

You should be thanking her for putting a roof over your head and asking what you can do for her, instead of talking behind her back and trying to gain sympathy from a bunch of internet strangers.

Grow up.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa

It is a young person asking for help...
You weren't very nice...
 Quoting: Brian8888


Yes, she was being nice. And realistic.
OP is a user, and a leech. Whining about his sister like that to a bunch of us Glp stranger retards but with not the courage, manliness or honesty to say the same thing to his sister's face.
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12/11/2011 04:32 PM
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
Well just recently i had a situation with the law and had to leave my apartment thru eviction and am now living at my sisters temporarily till i get this other lease going. Im not a christian yet i got my ocd controlling sister forcing me to go to church. (Its part of my terms if i live at her house). So now shes got people at the church telling me i am wrong and will end up in hell and etc etc. Its really nerve racking. So since im forced (for the time being) to go to this church and they wanna convert me i wanted to know if anyone had any good information/ammunition to shoot at them thats basicly telling them how there "way" isnt the only way and how it contradicts itself and how its just full of shit all together.
My sister reminds me of the crusaders back in the day.. Believe in CHRIST OR DIE!!! lol
-Just another 23 year old in texas. Fml
 Quoting: ConfusedPerson


Shes right! You in HER house you don't like it leave.

bump
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First off, going to church never hurt anybody. Secondly, if you want ammo to use against churchgoers, there isn't any. Why don't you read the letters of Paul in the New Testament? I think they were written specifically for you!
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
Well just recently i had a situation with the law and had to leave my apartment thru eviction and am now living at my sisters temporarily till i get this other lease going. Im not a christian yet i got my ocd controlling sister forcing me to go to church. (Its part of my terms if i live at her house). So now shes got people at the church telling me i am wrong and will end up in hell and etc etc. Its really nerve racking. So since im forced (for the time being) to go to this church and they wanna convert me i wanted to know if anyone had any good information/ammunition to shoot at them thats basicly telling them how there "way" isnt the only way and how it contradicts itself and how its just full of shit all together.
My sister reminds me of the crusaders back in the day.. Believe in CHRIST OR DIE!!! lol
-Just another 23 year old in texas. Fml
 Quoting: ConfusedPerson


You might find it helpful not just to your situation but also to your spirituality to note that:

(1) The Church is the body of believers, not buildings

(2) The Kingdom of Heaven is within you

(3) Hell is a carrot-stick control mechanism
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Alright alright. POint tooken. (Books a hotel on priceline) Maybe thats a bit vindictive if im tryng to come up with throwed off things to say to a church that im for the time being forced to go to. Seems like alota energy im wasting on something petty. Priceline i go
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
Should have just told them you're a protestant and you go in the closet to worship and rarely to church (which means never). You know personal Jesus and all that it's the best way to get family off your back without having them wanting to save your soul all the time. Jesus wasn't real big on churches considering he traveled and nowhere does it command you to go in the New Testament.
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Uhm. He traveled to teach in the synagogues...
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Re: I am forced to go to church..
Well just recently i had a situation with the law and had to leave my apartment thru eviction and am now living at my sisters temporarily till i get this other lease going. Im not a christian yet i got my ocd controlling sister forcing me to go to church. (Its part of my terms if i live at her house). So now shes got people at the church telling me i am wrong and will end up in hell and etc etc. Its really nerve racking. So since im forced (for the time being) to go to this church and they wanna convert me i wanted to know if anyone had any good information/ammunition to shoot at them thats basicly telling them how there "way" isnt the only way and how it contradicts itself and how its just full of shit all together.
My sister reminds me of the crusaders back in the day.. Believe in CHRIST OR DIE!!! lol
-Just another 23 year old in texas. Fml
 Quoting: ConfusedPerson


It is your sister she loves you and that is why she want to help you... Do not forget that Yeshua/Jesus is GOD. And trust me things are not going to be better until his arrival.
And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same regions, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, you son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a demon.

But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she cries after us.

But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.

Then came she and worshiped him, saying, Lord, help me.

But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.

And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.

Then Jesus answered and said to her, O woman, great is your faith: be it to you even as you will. And her daughter was made whole from that very hour.

Do not let him go away, have faith !

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