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I HATE MAYONNAISE!!!!!

 
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I HATE MAYONNAISE!!!!!
I mean I really have a hatred for this stuff. It's slathered on almost everything these days. Yesterday I was told not to worry about lunch today as lunch was going to be provided by the company. We were to have subs and I was looking forward to saving a little cash and munching down on some subs. But today when I went to grab one of these things I opened it up ( just to make sure ) and to my suprise ( not really ) it was slathered with this disgusting white high calorie CRAP! LUNCH RUINED!!!!! I mean why is it the standard for this shit to be on EVERYTHING! Everywhere I go it seems I have to be the pain in the ass because I have to request almost every item without it. And not to mention the incompetance that is in the food industry to begin with they usually fuck up the order. In some instances I swear it seems they put more of this shit on it just to spite me. Now I know better than to be rude to people who are prepping my food but this just drives my freakin insane! I swear I wish this shit was never invented. And don't even get me started on the smell of this shit..... Oh well guess it's a Ramen kind of day.

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mayo on french fries.cheer
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Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!!!!!
I mean I really have a hatred for this stuff. It's slathered on almost everything these days. Yesterday I was told not to worry about lunch today as lunch was going to be provided by the company. We were to have subs and I was looking forward to saving a little cash and munching down on some subs. But today when I went to grab one of these things I opened it up ( just to make sure ) and to my suprise ( not really ) it was slathered with this disgusting white high calorie CRAP! LUNCH RUINED!!!!! I mean why is it the standard for this shit to be on EVERYTHING! Everywhere I go it seems I have to be the pain in the ass because I have to request almost every item without it. And not to mention the incompetance that is in the food industry to begin with they usually fuck up the order. In some instances I swear it seems they put more of this shit on it just to spite me. Now I know better than to be rude to people who are prepping my food but this just drives my freakin insane! I swear I wish this shit was never invented. And don't even get me started on the smell of this shit..... Oh well guess it's a Ramen kind of day.

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 Quoting: SFAV


You sound like a giant pussy, shut the fuck up already...I love a sub with mustard and mayonnaise on it...I also like douche on my subs...well, vinegar and oil, but still...
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Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!!!!!
mayo on french fries.cheer
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WHY???!!!
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How can you not like that creamy substance which helps glide that sandwich down your throat?
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!!!!!
mayo on french fries.cheer
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2716241


try ranch dressing with fries..it rocks
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How can you not like that creamy substance which helps glide that sandwich down your throat?
 Quoting: natasha77


Om nom nom...
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How can you not like that creamy substance which helps glide that sandwich down your throat?
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Ok, now I'm hungry and horny...
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AntiMayonite.
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Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!!!!!
I mean I really have a hatred for this stuff. It's slathered on almost everything these days. Yesterday I was told not to worry about lunch today as lunch was going to be provided by the company. We were to have subs and I was looking forward to saving a little cash and munching down on some subs. But today when I went to grab one of these things I opened it up ( just to make sure ) and to my suprise ( not really ) it was slathered with this disgusting white high calorie CRAP! LUNCH RUINED!!!!! I mean why is it the standard for this shit to be on EVERYTHING! Everywhere I go it seems I have to be the pain in the ass because I have to request almost every item without it. And not to mention the incompetance that is in the food industry to begin with they usually fuck up the order. In some instances I swear it seems they put more of this shit on it just to spite me. Now I know better than to be rude to people who are prepping my food but this just drives my freakin insane! I swear I wish this shit was never invented. And don't even get me started on the smell of this shit..... Oh well guess it's a Ramen kind of day.

rant
 Quoting: SFAV


You sound like a giant pussy, shut the fuck up already...I love a sub with mustard and mayonnaise on it...I also like douche on my subs...well, vinegar and oil, but still...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Giant pussy...no, picky eater...maybe
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Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!!!!!
I mean I really have a hatred for this stuff. It's slathered on almost everything these days. Yesterday I was told not to worry about lunch today as lunch was going to be provided by the company. We were to have subs and I was looking forward to saving a little cash and munching down on some subs. But today when I went to grab one of these things I opened it up ( just to make sure ) and to my suprise ( not really ) it was slathered with this disgusting white high calorie CRAP! LUNCH RUINED!!!!! I mean why is it the standard for this shit to be on EVERYTHING! Everywhere I go it seems I have to be the pain in the ass because I have to request almost every item without it. And not to mention the incompetance that is in the food industry to begin with they usually fuck up the order. In some instances I swear it seems they put more of this shit on it just to spite me. Now I know better than to be rude to people who are prepping my food but this just drives my freakin insane! I swear I wish this shit was never invented. And don't even get me started on the smell of this shit..... Oh well guess it's a Ramen kind of day.

rant
 Quoting: SFAV


fuckoff2
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Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!!!!!
mayo on french fries.cheer
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2716241


WHY???!!!
 Quoting: SFAV


Why not? It's damn good, better than ketchup.

And I agree, sounds pretty damn whiny to me. Man up and eat the goddamn free sammich.
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How can you not like that creamy substance which helps glide that sandwich down your throat?
 Quoting: natasha77


Ok, now I'm hungry and horny...
 Quoting: BRIEF


My loins are screaming for ....oh i think i'm horney too!!!!!5a
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!!!!!
I hate mustard

Love mayo, I eat tater-tots, French fries and hotdogs with mayo and ketchup.

I put mayo on every single sandwich I eat.
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Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!!!!!
mayo on french fries.cheer
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2716241


^^^^THIS^^^^
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Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!!!!!
well then, how do you feel about Miracle Whip, OP?
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Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!!!!!
I hate mustard

Love mayo, I eat tater-tots, French fries and hotdogs with mayo and ketchup.

I put mayo on every single sandwich I eat.
 Quoting: Oldmotherhubbard


wait for it...




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Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!!!!!
I hate mustard

Love mayo, I eat tater-tots, French fries and hotdogs with mayo and ketchup.

I put mayo on every single sandwich I eat.
 Quoting: Oldmotherhubbard


wait for it...




 Quoting: BRIEF


Bwahahahaha
Wait I'm sorry. Potato rounds. Is that better :P
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Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!!!!!
I hate mustard

Love mayo, I eat tater-tots, French fries and hotdogs with mayo and ketchup.

I put mayo on every single sandwich I eat.
 Quoting: Oldmotherhubbard


Mayo on hot dogs not cool at all.
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I hate mustard

Love mayo, I eat tater-tots, French fries and hotdogs with mayo and ketchup.

I put mayo on every single sandwich I eat.
 Quoting: Oldmotherhubbard


Mayo on hot dogs not cool at all.
 Quoting: OdinWodin


I get that a lot. It's actually normal where I'm originally from. (I also put cole slaw on hotdogs and hamburgers)
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Hated for not liking mayonnaise laugh
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mayo on french fries.cheer
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try ranch dressing with fries..it rocks
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1000 Island on fries is the BEST ever!!!
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Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!!!!!
I truly feel for ya, I do. I underatand where you are coming from. I am also a fellow Mayo hater! It is the worste thing to put on anything! It is just discusting!!

But you do have to live in a world FULL of mayo lovers...so don't let it ruin your day. You have alot of anger coming out in your thread. Please, WHEN you do go postal, make it over something better than mayo on your sandwich!!!
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I truly feel for ya, I do. I underatand where you are coming from. I am also a fellow Mayo hater! It is the worste thing to put on anything! It is just discusting!!

But you do have to live in a world FULL of mayo lovers...so don't let it ruin your day. You have alot of anger coming out in your thread. Please, WHEN you do go postal, make it over something better than mayo on your sandwich!!!
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Agreed cheers
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Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!!!!!
I mean I really have a hatred for this stuff. It's slathered on almost everything these days. Yesterday I was told not to worry about lunch today as lunch was going to be provided by the company. We were to have subs and I was looking forward to saving a little cash and munching down on some subs. But today when I went to grab one of these things I opened it up ( just to make sure ) and to my suprise ( not really ) it was slathered with this disgusting white high calorie CRAP! LUNCH RUINED!!!!! I mean why is it the standard for this shit to be on EVERYTHING! Everywhere I go it seems I have to be the pain in the ass because I have to request almost every item without it. And not to mention the incompetance that is in the food industry to begin with they usually fuck up the order. In some instances I swear it seems they put more of this shit on it just to spite me. Now I know better than to be rude to people who are prepping my food but this just drives my freakin insane! I swear I wish this shit was never invented. And don't even get me started on the smell of this shit..... Oh well guess it's a Ramen kind of day.

rant
 Quoting: SFAV


I have to agree with you. But I only share your feeling for this condiment as at one time I loved it - when I was about 7 so much that I climbed up on the cupboard and got a jar down and ate the whole jar. That seems to have filled me up for mayonnaise for the rest of my life and now spend all my time avoiding it as well.
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Mayotards unite!
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I mean I really have a hatred for this stuff. It's slathered on almost everything these days. Yesterday I was told not to worry about lunch today as lunch was going to be provided by the company. We were to have subs and I was looking forward to saving a little cash and munching down on some subs. But today when I went to grab one of these things I opened it up ( just to make sure ) and to my suprise ( not really ) it was slathered with this disgusting white high calorie CRAP! LUNCH RUINED!!!!! I mean why is it the standard for this shit to be on EVERYTHING! Everywhere I go it seems I have to be the pain in the ass because I have to request almost every item without it. And not to mention the incompetance that is in the food industry to begin with they usually fuck up the order. In some instances I swear it seems they put more of this shit on it just to spite me. Now I know better than to be rude to people who are prepping my food but this just drives my freakin insane! I swear I wish this shit was never invented. And don't even get me started on the smell of this shit..... Oh well guess it's a Ramen kind of day.

rant
 Quoting: SFAV


I have to agree with you. But I only share your feeling for this condiment as at one time I loved it - when I was about 7 so much that I climbed up on the cupboard and got a jar down and ate the whole jar. That seems to have filled me up for mayonnaise for the rest of my life and now spend all my time avoiding it as well.
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laugh I did the same thing with a bottle of Flinstones vitamins
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Mayotards unite!
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5a
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Mayo + ketchup = fancy sauce
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Mayo + ketchup = fancy sauce
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You can't have any of my Fancy Sauce pphtt
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Mayo + ketchup = fancy sauce
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Add sugar and relish you have thousand island.
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