I HATE MAYONNAISE!!!!!

I mean I really have a hatred for this stuff. It's slathered on almost everything these days. Yesterday I was told not to worry about lunch today as lunch was going to be provided by the company. We were to have subs and I was looking forward to saving a little cash and munching down on some subs. But today when I went to grab one of these things I opened it up ( just to make sure ) and to my suprise ( not really ) it was slathered with this disgusting white high calorie CRAP! LUNCH RUINED!!!!! I mean why is it the standard for this shit to be on EVERYTHING! Everywhere I go it seems I have to be the pain in the ass because I have to request almost every item without it. And not to mention the incompetance that is in the food industry to begin with they usually fuck up the order. In some instances I swear it seems they put more of this shit on it just to spite me. Now I know better than to be rude to people who are prepping my food but this just drives my freakin insane! I swear I wish this shit was never invented. And don't even get me started on the smell of this shit..... Oh well guess it's a Ramen kind of day.