Steel Magnolia Quotes

"M'Lynn, your husband is a boil on the butt of humanity." Ouiser to M'Lynn
"Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash" - Truvy to Annelle
"Don't you decorate your sister's car with condoms, it's tacky" - M'Lynn to the boys
"Drink the juice Shelby, drink the juice" - Truvy to Shelby
"I heard you got so screwed up you cut your dog out of your will and had an ungrateful nephew put to sleep" - Drum to Ouiser
"I'm a beautician!" - Annelle..."Ah, ah, glamour technician" - Truvy
"It's got gray icing, I can't even begin to think how you make gray icing" - M'Lynn about the red-velvet armadillo grooms cake
"Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion" - Truvy
"There is no such thing as natural beauty" - Truvy to Annelle
"There's so much static electricity in this room....I pick up everything but boys and money" - Truvy to Annelle
"This is the 80's Claree. If you can achieve puberty, you can achieve a past" - Truvy to Clairee
"This is going in the Hairdo Hall of Fame" - Truvy about Shelby's hair
"What are your colors Shelby? - Truvy ... "Blush and Bashful" - Shelby ... "Her colors are pink and pink" - M'Lynn ... "My colors are blush and bashful...I have chosen two shades of pink, one is much deeper than the other" -Shelby ... "Oh how pretentious is this wedding going to get I ask you? That sanctuary looks like it's been hosed down with Pepto Bismol" - M'Lynn
"You can't mess up her hair...you just tease it and make it look like a brown football helmet" - Shelby to Annelle about M'Lynn's hair
"When it comes to suffering, she is right up there with Elizabeth Taylor." - Truvy to Anelle about Ruth Robeleine.
"That Jackson is one big hangin' man" - Nancy Beth.... "Yes, I know..." - Shelby
"I want to hit something! I want to hit something hard!" - M'Lynn
"Have your roots done!"--Ouiser to Clairee