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THERE WAS NO OFFER, ILLUMINATI DO NOT EXIST.

 
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You folks have a nice imagination, too bad SOMEBODY didn't write a book about NOBODY.

Could you imagine a title of "THE NOBODY" authored by "SOMEBODY"

Too rich! lol
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You folks have a nice imagination, too bad SOMEBODY didn't write a book about NOBODY.

Could you imagine a title of "THE NOBODY" authored by "SOMEBODY"

Too rich! lol
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Of course they do. The 4 of them sit around their mothers basement exchanging hand symbols and crisco while plotting their overthrow of glp. Once they conquer and divide the world of warcraft, they shall be only 2 payments on their prepaid visa away from dominating 1 if not 2 whole glp threads.

Oh ye of little faith.
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Oh yes they do Idol1

hf
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Best thread ever. That 13 guy was a loon.
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It is the whole of the truth and if ye needeth my tutelage I shall give thee truiths so profund that ye shall rusteth the tin armor your maid (mother) purchased for thee last lords feast.
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Sure sure....
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You folks have a nice imagination, too bad SOMEBODY didn't write a book about NOBODY.

Could you imagine a title of "THE NOBODY" authored by "SOMEBODY"

Too rich! lol
 Quoting: CHITDIPS 7052598


Of course they do. The 4 of them sit around their mothers basement exchanging hand symbols and crisco while plotting their overthrow of glp. Once they conquer and divide the world of warcraft, they shall be only 2 payments on their prepaid visa away from dominating 1 if not 2 whole glp threads.

Oh ye of little faith.
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ROFLMAO!! Very nice and well thought out!
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Sure sure....
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Oh thee of no butter brickle ice creameth. My chalice stands empty.
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Oh yes they do Idol1

hf
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Those little people are merely there because "I" allow it!

They can and will obey me at all times! :-)
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Best thread ever. That 13 guy was a loon.
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I know right!

Thank you 4 the input Maximu Arelius... :-)
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Sure sure....
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Oh thee of no butter brickle ice creameth. My chalice stands empty.
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I knoweth all, by seeing all on the net of the interwoven. I vanquish with my well oiled sword the maidens of free downloading which show their privates to minstrels such as I.
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It is the whole of the truth and if ye needeth my tutelage I shall give thee truiths so profund that ye shall rusteth the tin armor your maid (mother) purchased for thee last lords feast.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus




Riddle me this Bartmann?

How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
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You folks have a nice imagination, too bad SOMEBODY didn't write a book about NOBODY.

Could you imagine a title of "THE NOBODY" authored by "SOMEBODY"

Too rich! lol
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well, that thread is several pages long...somebody wrote a book...lol
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Sure sure....
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Oh thee of no butter brickle ice creameth. My chalice stands empty.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


I knoweth all, by seeing all on the net of the interwoven. I vanquish with my well oiled sword the maidens of free downloading which show their privates to minstrels such as I.
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Sounds a bit nasty, clean er up a tad eh! :-)
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You folks have a nice imagination, too bad SOMEBODY didn't write a book about NOBODY.

Could you imagine a title of "THE NOBODY" authored by "SOMEBODY"

Too rich! lol
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well, that thread is several pages long...somebody wrote a book...lol
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Yes indeed, however, a book lacking literary quality! lmao
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It is the whole of the truth and if ye needeth my tutelage I shall give thee truiths so profund that ye shall rusteth the tin armor your maid (mother) purchased for thee last lords feast.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus




Riddle me this Bartmann?

How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7052598


Ahhh, you sphinx of a riddler. i shall gaze into the hypnotic one eyed dragon. No, no answer for yyou of the wood chucking, get to the back of the lineth and contemplate your offenses while I oil my sword in preparation for battle.
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You folks have a nice imagination, too bad SOMEBODY didn't write a book about NOBODY.

Could you imagine a title of "THE NOBODY" authored by "SOMEBODY"

Too rich! lol
 Quoting: CHITDIPS 7052598


well, that thread is several pages long...somebody wrote a book...lol
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Yes indeed, however, a book lacking literary quality! lmao
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Not to worry Op, I am the Night you are waiting for. I have special knowledge of the book that will make us a 50th level magi of self siphoning. I have seen it on the net of interweaving. Why do mere mortals spell Night as K-Nigget ( Knight)?
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It is the whole of the truth and if ye needeth my tutelage I shall give thee truiths so profund that ye shall rusteth the tin armor your maid (mother) purchased for thee last lords feast.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus




Riddle me this Bartmann?

How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7052598


Ahhh, you sphinx of a riddler. i shall gaze into the hypnotic one eyed dragon. No, no answer for yyou of the wood chucking, get to the back of the lineth and contemplate your offenses while I oil my sword in preparation for battle.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus




This sword you speak of must first be stripped of the oxide prior to oiling.

Might I suggest a well honed blade and a downward clavical strike in your quest for victory!

"Never bring a knife to a gunfight" LOL
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Today, we speak of our plan of depoopulation or how the 4 shall share the bed of the pan while furiously subjugating trolls.
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You folks have a nice imagination, too bad SOMEBODY didn't write a book about NOBODY.

Could you imagine a title of "THE NOBODY" authored by "SOMEBODY"

Too rich! lol
 Quoting: CHITDIPS 7052598


well, that thread is several pages long...somebody wrote a book...lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 728084




Yes indeed, however, a book lacking literary quality! lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7052598


Not to worry Op, I am the Night you are waiting for. I have special knowledge of the book that will make us a 50th level magi of self siphoning. I have seen it on the net of interweaving. Why do mere mortals spell Night as K-Nigget ( Knight)?
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus




Dude i'm sitting here crying in laughter! Don't even mind being derailed due to your humor! Thanks for the laughs!
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Today, we speak of our plan of depoopulation or how the 4 shall share the bed of the pan while furiously subjugating trolls.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus




Due notteth miststeak a pheonix 4 a trollseeker. The fruiteh of thine loins are 4eva crippled with joy and abuttance.
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It is the whole of the truth and if ye needeth my tutelage I shall give thee truiths so profund that ye shall rusteth the tin armor your maid (mother) purchased for thee last lords feast.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus




Riddle me this Bartmann?

How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7052598


Ahhh, you sphinx of a riddler. i shall gaze into the hypnotic one eyed dragon. No, no answer for yyou of the wood chucking, get to the back of the lineth and contemplate your offenses while I oil my sword in preparation for battle.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus




This sword you speak of must first be stripped of the oxide prior to oiling.

Might I suggest a well honed blade and a downward clavical strike in your quest for victory!

"Never bring a knife to a gunfight" LOL
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you sir must be a learned bard which will sing of my victories over the circle of maidens fair with my oily scimitar of regaling. I allow it. yes.
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Now back to da issue.

No illuminus may know their own thoughts till the point in which I give to them!
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Riddle me this Bartmann?

How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7052598


Ahhh, you sphinx of a riddler. i shall gaze into the hypnotic one eyed dragon. No, no answer for yyou of the wood chucking, get to the back of the lineth and contemplate your offenses while I oil my sword in preparation for battle.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus




This sword you speak of must first be stripped of the oxide prior to oiling.

Might I suggest a well honed blade and a downward clavical strike in your quest for victory!

"Never bring a knife to a gunfight" LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7052598


you sir must be a learned bard which will sing of my victories over the circle of maidens fair with my oily scimitar of regaling. I allow it. yes.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus




Ah the force you must useth well young skytalker. For the day in which time has cometh seeking the second hand destruction may come. mmmmmmm
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well, that thread is several pages long...somebody wrote a book...lol
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Yes indeed, however, a book lacking literary quality! lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7052598


Not to worry Op, I am the Night you are waiting for. I have special knowledge of the book that will make us a 50th level magi of self siphoning. I have seen it on the net of interweaving. Why do mere mortals spell Night as K-Nigget ( Knight)?
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus




Dude i'm sitting here crying in laughter! Don't even mind being derailed due to your humor! Thanks for the laughs!
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how is it that you find me funny, do you have access to the eye which turns blue of my world of warcraft playing keyboard. Perhaps you are the Merlin that has been lost in the dragonfog and can see my sword as the slight dirk that it is. Oh the reddening of my cheeks. I quickly strike the maidens from my computer as I shield myself from your power.
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Now back to da issue.

No illuminus may know their own thoughts till the point in which I give to them!
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You sure you wanna ride this train? :-)
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sheeeeeeeeeeeeee
Just around and I'll be there, I'm moving into your atmosphere.

Romans 8:39 Any other living thing cannot keep us away from the love of God which is ours through Christ Jesus our Lord.

Romans 8:15
For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, ""Abba," Father."

Now accept the one who is weak in faith, but not for the purpose of passing judgment on his opinions. –Romans 14:1

Hebrews 11:1
Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see.
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Now back to da issue.

No illuminus may know their own thoughts till the point in which I give to them!
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Yeah, that makes sense.

You make me want to climb inside my auntie's chocolate spider.
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Yes indeed, however, a book lacking literary quality! lmao
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Not to worry Op, I am the Night you are waiting for. I have special knowledge of the book that will make us a 50th level magi of self siphoning. I have seen it on the net of interweaving. Why do mere mortals spell Night as K-Nigget ( Knight)?
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus




Dude i'm sitting here crying in laughter! Don't even mind being derailed due to your humor! Thanks for the laughs!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7052598


how is it that you find me funny, do you have access to the eye which turns blue of my world of warcraft playing keyboard. Perhaps you are the Merlin that has been lost in the dragonfog and can see my sword as the slight dirk that it is. Oh the reddening of my cheeks. I quickly strike the maidens from my computer as I shield myself from your power.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus




Thine shield worketh well in all modes of colour, fine yeilding of Merlins stake shall bringeth great pleasures. Do carry on my scaly textured reptile friend, for the gift of sight and sense.. great it is in thou!
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All this attention has left me with the powerful thirst that I shall needeth to quench with the Aid of the Kool. I bid you adieu until my oil has replenished. Please take quiet meditation and dwell on the mysteries of the web of the interweaving I have learned you.
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:sheeeeeeeeeeeeee:
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Read the whole thing prior to jib jab! One eyed freaky deaky! lol

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