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If You Have A Christmas Tree You Worship The Illuminati. Heres Why..

 
Anonymous Coward
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If You Have A Christmas Tree You Worship The Illuminati. Heres Why..
A christmas tree is much like the illuminati symbol.
The tree is pyramid shaped and with the bright star/light on top.
So essentially, you are worshipping the illuminati in your homes every year.

Christmas presents are placed beneath the tree at the bottom because that's where we are positioned on the pyramid. We get simple joy from being at the bottom of the pyramid and yet we don't know how much of a slave we are.

Also, christmas time is supposed to be about worshipping Jesus Christ's birth.
Santa was created to take that away from people.
Santa is the anagram of Satan.
Instead it seems we are led to worship "Satan" every year instead.
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samanthasunflower

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A Christmas tree is a decoration, much like a vase of flowers at a table.

I have never worshiped a tree. Perhaps you could explain us just how a tree is worshiped.
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i hate it that someone has claimed everything as their own possession.
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A Christmas tree is a decoration, much like a vase of flowers at a table.

I have never worshiped a tree. Perhaps you could explain us just how a tree is worshiped.
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Well, having a christmas tree in your home and getting it out to put on display is a form of acceptance. Therefore, you are accepting its form and presence around you. Acceptance is just like worshipping.
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Acceptance is a key form of worship.
If you chose to accept having a christmas tree in your home then you are worshipping the illuminati.
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It is whatever you make it to be. If you want it to represent illuminati (or Alf for that matter) in your house then so be it.

I'm confident in my relationship with Christ so I don't need to throw out everything that may or may not mean something else to someone else. If that were the case we'd be in a cardboard box with a box of crayons and water (unless that "represents" something as well)

It is what you allow it to be OP.
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Dont forget, Garland is the snake around the tree of Knowledge (good and evil/ or the tree of life, (however one looks at it)

Ornaments are the qabalah spheres

And Winter Solstice - Christmas is the birthday of Sol Invictus, the Unconquered Sun

And birthday of Baphomet, (Capricorn ,Pan)
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Ok, I've just switched the xmas tree lights off..!
I'm standing back.. oh my god..! what do I do now?! eeeek!
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A Christmas tree is a decoration, much like a vase of flowers at a table.

 Quoting: samanthasunflower


No, you cannot simply compare flowers to an item of occasion.
They are completely differnt.
Flowers are a general every day object.
It is fine to have flowers because it is a general item.
Christmas trees and christmas is an annual event/occasion.
Events and occasions always have much deeper meanings..and many hidden meanings.
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A Christmas tree is a decoration, much like a vase of flowers at a table.

 Quoting: samanthasunflower


No, you cannot simply compare flowers to an item of occasion.
They are completely differnt.
Flowers are a general every day object.
It is fine to have flowers because it is a general item.
Christmas trees and christmas is an annual event/occasion.
Events and occasions always have much deeper meanings..and many hidden meanings.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7134780


Its not wrong to celebrate the birth of the other Son

Yes, Jesus birth is in August. In Masonic records,

But the birth of the Sun God is in December.

:jlucifer:
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Ok, I've just switched the xmas tree lights off..!
I'm standing back.. oh my god..! what do I do now?! eeeek!
 Quoting: computer says no


Christmas lights placed around the christmas tree represent the bound of enlightenment.
The whole pyramid is the bound of enlightenment.
We (and all platforms of the pyramid) are all binded by the illuminati. It is a representation that we are all slaves to the illuminati.
This is why people are supposed to place lights around the tree (pyramid)
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Ok, I've just switched the xmas tree lights off..!
I'm standing back.. oh my god..! what do I do now?! eeeek!
 Quoting: computer says no


Christmas lights placed around the christmas tree represent the bound of enlightenment.
The whole pyramid is the bound of enlightenment.
We (and all platforms of the pyramid) are all binded by the illuminati. It is a representation that we are all slaves to the illuminati.
This is why people are supposed to place lights around the tree (pyramid)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7134780


The enlightenment is the path of venus and earth, Their orbital dance around the sun every 8 years create a Pentagram or flower of life , five pointed star.
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A Christmas tree is a decoration, much like a vase of flowers at a table.

 Quoting: samanthasunflower


No, you cannot simply compare flowers to an item of occasion.
They are completely differnt.
Flowers are a general every day object.
It is fine to have flowers because it is a general item.
Christmas trees and christmas is an annual event/occasion.
Events and occasions always have much deeper meanings..and many hidden meanings.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7134780


Its not wrong to celebrate the birth of the other Son

Yes, Jesus birth is in August. In Masonic records,

But the birth of the Sun God is in December.

:jlucifer:
 Quoting: APOLLYON ILLUMINATUS



Interesting.
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Baphomet is Capricorn, Zodiac sign of December 22 - January 19

Baphomet is the Birth of The Morningstar, the inverted Pentagram is him falling down to earth. the Goat is because he is Capricorn, He is the Sacrificial Goat, the Scapegoat of the Hebrews.

'Baphe' and 'Metis' means. the Baptism of Wisdom, the falling of Gods wife, So Baphomet is a androgyne, He is half woman, half man.

the lotus flower between his two horns is the Flame of Wisdom between two horns of duality,

Once the Goat however climbs the mountain, he sheds one horn to become the Unicorn, to become Christ.

Baphomet is Christ, He points As Above, So. Below.

Solve Coagula is written on both arms of Baphomet in blood.

Solvent Coagulation..

His spirit falls, then becomes man when his soul redeems his dross and goes thru the coagulation of alchemy, the Seventh and final stage of redeeming the karmic soul..

Baphomet, a symbol of the Androgynous Christ

:baphomet23:
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who cares?

My chrissy tree represents time I get to spend with my family over the holidays.

p.s.

Merry christmas
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Introducing the Four Seasons, ending in Winter

:Easter23:


:unicornrevised:



:lionofjudahfall:



:ophiuchuswinter:
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I have a christmas tree so santa knows where to put the pressies :)

Santa has nothing to do with satan.
Veil is an anagram of evil.. Is it evil to wear a veil on your wedding day?
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You know you guys suck.. I just spent $35 on a Christmas Tree and now I have to throw it away. I do not know how I am going to explain this to my kids. WTF.. I hope you aren't going to say anything about Christmas Lights around the house. It will take me until Christmas to get them down.
To each is own...
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Ok, I've just switched the xmas tree lights off..!
I'm standing back.. oh my god..! what do I do now?! eeeek!
 Quoting: computer says no


Christmas lights placed around the christmas tree represent the bound of enlightenment.
The whole pyramid is the bound of enlightenment.
We (and all platforms of the pyramid) are all binded by the illuminati. It is a representation that we are all slaves to the illuminati.
This is why people are supposed to place lights around the tree (pyramid)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7134780


Yeah.. fair point.
Everyone ought to hang their trees upside down. Yeah.. that'll show 'em! I always knew xmas was false though. I've never had a happy xmas anyway, with this year no different. It's either rowing families at each others throats or boring!
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You know you guys suck.. I just spent $35 on a Christmas Tree and now I have to throw it away. I do not know how I am going to explain this to my kids. WTF.. I hope you aren't going to say anything about Christmas Lights around the house. It will take me until Christmas to get them down.
 Quoting: Hammertime


You turning Jehovahs Witness? lol
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I haven't bought a Chrimbo tree because I can't afford it, but I do know I am at the bottom of the pyramid of success - EVERY DAY Foo!, not just at Xmas.

And santa is also an anagram of AS ANT, does it mean I am as ant? do I worship six legged critters every year? Do you live 'as ant' in your pants?

NWO WON OWN NOW.

So enjoy your warped Xmas view of Chrimbo and look at this hugemongously beautiful tree, as provided for your delight by your masters!...




Now fk off.

granny
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Exactly, boy I'm changing everyday. I realized last couple weeks that the tree is shaded as a illuminati pryimad symbol. Thank god my tree is in the box, where it suppose to be.
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Good thoughts OP! Didn't buy a tree this year, Couldn't afford one. Alwell no use conforming with what i know now.
5 stars
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I haven't bought a Chrimbo tree because I can't afford it, but I do know I am at the bottom of the pyramid of success - EVERY DAY Foo!, not just at Xmas.

And santa is also an anagram of AS ANT, does it mean I am as ant? do I worship six legged critters every year? Do you live 'as ant' in your pants?

NWO WON OWN NOW.

So enjoy your warped Xmas view of Chrimbo and look at this hugemongously beautiful tree, as provided for your delight by your masters!...




Now fk off.

granny
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Ant people have saved our asses before.
Tawandaaaa

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I don't care for the tree. I like the lights, though. The cats like the tree. We compromise.
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you betcha it is, y'all

ChristMASS, how much more obvious can it get. better hang a wreath cuz somebody died


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I don't care for the tree. I like the lights, though. The cats like the tree. We compromise.
 Quoting: Tawandaaaa


I've one cat that Owns my shabby tree. It is an expert de decorator. tho this year it look ever so tiny to him .
That dosn't stop him hanging his huge belly over a branch or two.
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Fuck off get a life....so pathetic
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I have five trees here, all different colors.

They are for decoration!
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Thanks asshole, I got two!

That's right, I went to get the mail and there were two laying alongside the road all wrapped up in twine. Apparently having been lost from a truck somewheres enroute.

Illuminati or not, I think we will put them up for camo purposes.

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