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If You Have A Christmas Tree You Worship The Illuminati. Heres Why..

 
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Birthday celebrations are PAGAN.

PERIOD.
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Tell your Mother that. For heavens sake its a BIRTHday.
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Sometimes a Christmas tree is just a Christmas tree and has no deep symbolic meaning. Just like the Christian cross. For the non believer it is just a cross made of intersecting lines. For the believer it is the connection (thousands of years of history, religious beliefs, individual beliefs) that give it power.
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no no no. its pagan. the whole holiday is pagan.
the bible some what gives much indication that jesus was born during good weather. perhaps sept- oct. it was census season and the bible gives indication of sheep and shepherds sleeping outside. that would not be the case on dec25. however. might as well act normal and have fun with my family. so i celebrate

pagans were known to dress up trees etc. the so called christians of false religion began adoptiong pagan christmas to lure in pagans.
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A Christmas tree is a decoration, much like a vase of flowers at a table.

I have never worshiped a tree. Perhaps you could explain us just how a tree is worshiped.
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no no no. its pagan. the whole holiday is pagan.
the bible some what gives much indication that jesus was born during good weather. perhaps sept- oct. it was census season and the bible gives indication of sheep and shepherds sleeping outside. that would not be the case on dec25. however. might as well act normal and have fun with my family. so i celebrate

pagans were known to dress up trees etc. the so called christians of false religion began adoptiong pagan christmas to lure in pagans.
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true

No tree here

But I do have some pretty poinsettias someone gave me. I love plants.
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A Christmas tree is a decoration, much like a vase of flowers at a table.

I have never worshiped a tree. Perhaps you could explain us just how a tree is worshiped.
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Well, he's right as Jeremiah 10:2-4 states: 2Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.
3For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.
4They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.

I'm afraid anything that distracts us from Jesus is an idol. (Christ + Mass, a funeral = Death).

Whenever I see a wreath affixed to someone's door, I ask, who died? Where else would one find a wreath?

Rev 12:9 tells us that Satan has already deceived the world.
Matthew 15 tells us that Jesus warned of puting traditions before his father's commandments, and that people would worship his name in vain regarding such traditions (it almost seems that he was speaking specifically of Christmas).
Moreover, if we are to celebrate Jesus' birthday, the exact date would've been stated in scripture, don't you think?

I have a rule, if the world is doing it, then Jesus probably doesn't desire it for us...

After all, this day represents selfishness, drunkenness, debauchery, indebtedness, idolatry, gluttony, jealousy, the cares of this world, the love of this world, etc. (need I say more?)

Those children's toys are nothing more than a distraction. When one takes their gift from under that tree, they must kneel down (that's worship). Don't celebrate as the heathen does...even atheist celebrate Christmas.

I refuse to participate in any of this insult to Christ, as I celebrate him and what he did for me everyday...
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Relax, I don't have a tree and don't plan on having one, or ANY Xmas decorations for that matter. Stupid f***in' holiday.
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The op is right and its quite obvious the truth hurts.
The tree is the pyramid, the star on top is the morning star, sometimes an angel is on top instead, guess who that is.

I wouldn't go as far as saying that everyone with Christmas trees are worshipping the illuminati
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Shut your traps you babbling bubonic apes.

Its a tree. With a star on it.

Tell you what you dont like trees and stars.

Ill take the trees away so you can have no oxygen.

Dont like stars, ill take the sun away so you have no heat.

Now you can die frozen in suffocation.



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My relationship with death hasnt changed......I am strongly against it.
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A christmas tree is much like the illuminati symbol.
The tree is pyramid shaped and with the bright star/light on top.
So essentially, you are worshipping the illuminati in your homes every year.

Christmas presents are placed beneath the tree at the bottom because that's where we are positioned on the pyramid. We get simple joy from being at the bottom of the pyramid and yet we don't know how much of a slave we are.

Also, christmas time is supposed to be about worshipping Jesus Christ's birth.
Santa was created to take that away from people.
Santa is the anagram of Satan.
Instead it seems we are led to worship "Satan" every year instead.
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True, but Jesus wasn't born on Christmas. It is a pagan holiday (for the origin of Christmas, the Christmas tree, Santa, etc see [link to hope-of-israel.org.nz]
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Shut your traps you babbling bubonic apes.

Its a tree. With a star on it.

Tell you what you dont like trees and stars.

Ill take the trees away so you can have no oxygen.

Dont like stars, ill take the sun away so you have no heat.

Now you can die frozen in suffocation.



:Army Punch:
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The truth hurts doesn't it
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you betcha it is, y'all

ChristMASS, how much more obvious can it get. better hang a wreath cuz somebody died


this video is solid from Chemlin, first 40 seconds especially bdance

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where you get this pyramid tree from? mines a cone, or roughly triangular in profile. definately not a pyramid, not seen one that shape.
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the christmas tree is actually a pagan symbol you twonk.
ever heard of a Yule log? yule tide? geeesh!
btw - some other interesting facts about christmas:

1. santa = saint nicholas.
2. we put presents in stockings cos saint nicholas used to put money in orphans socks (also two poor girls who were going to be sold off as brides has money put in their socks so they could stay and take care of their mother)
3. saint nicholas used to wear green and white robes - this was changed to red and white by .... COCA COLA. pfff
4. reindeer are in the story as during the winter season a special mushroom grows in greenland - you hallucinate and see flying animals.
5. 'christ' wasn't actually born in december... when did you ever see lambs in winter? the star the wise men were following could have been hayley's comet
6. it's all abullshit commercialised distraction
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The Yule season is a season of enjoyment, indulgence and feasting.

Cooking
Baking
Gift giving
Decorating
Building snowmen and winter sports in places where there is snow
Tree decorating
Blue lights in honor of Lucifer
Partying
Santa Claus for the kids
Shopping and more.

The Nazarene as you can see has no place in the Yule season. December 25th is
actually the Persian diety Mithra's birthday, for one. The Yule was stolen from
the Pagans and incorporated into the Christian religion as Xmas. Pagan peoples
were celebrating the Yule long before the false program of Christianity forced
itself onto the scene. We need to take back our holiday!!

Satanic Holidays are based upon the natural cycles. What is known as "Satanism"
is humanity's original religion. The holidays listed below precede Christianity
from hundreds to thousands of years. Because the Christian Church could not
murder everyone, the original Pagan holidays were taken and Christianized in
attempts to convert as many as possible.

The truth behind all of these special dates is that the planets and astral world
are aligned a certain way that greatly enhances certain workings, giving them
extra power that would not be possible if they were started during other times.
Covens of old met regularly during the full moon cycles and during the special
dates listed below, as the planetary and astral energies were very powerful at
these times of the year. In order to systematically and forcibly remove
spiritual knowledge and power from our people, the Christian Church stole these
holidays and replaced them with fictitious nonsense. There is a true and a false
with nearly everything and one can see the glaring lie of Christianity in that
everything in that foul program is and has been stolen from the original
religions, and replaced with imposter characters, places, and rites where
nothing spiritual is left. Another example is how fundamentalist Christians have
been working to destroy the
last Pagan/Satanic practices of the Yule Season and Winter Solstice, such as
removing Santa Claus, the Yule tree, and other evidence that reveals the true
origins of the Yule and replace them soley with the nazarene and ilk. For more
information and research, type in Jehova's Witnesses into any internet search
engine such as google.com and add 'Pagan holidays.' The information about this
is extensive and proves beyond any doubt that these holidays have NOTHING
WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH CHRISTIANITY.

The fictitious nazarene has nothing to do with xmas. Xmas coincides with the
Winter Solstice and the Yule season, the shortest day of the year. December 25th
is the birthdate of the Persian God Mithra, and the Roman Holiday of Saturnalis.
The tree, the decorations, baking, gifts and celebrating have NOTHING to do with
the nazarene. These are carry-overs from original Pagan celebrations. The Yule
tree is really symbolic of the human soul, with the trunk being representative
of the spine, the branches, the 144,000 nadis [pathways of the
vril/witchpower/chi], and the lights being symbolic of the nadis all lit up with
Satan's Serpentine Energy. The star on top of the tree is representative of the
risen Serpent of Satan.
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First Christmas tree: Latvia mid 1400's

Illuminati founded: 1770's


Tree trumps illumnuttis!


You know what I'm gonna do tomorrow? Dress up as a Krampus and scare kids!

A lump of coal has nothing on the Krampus!


Bwahahahaha!
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First Christmas tree: Latvia mid 1400's

Illuminati founded: 1770's


Tree trumps illumnuttis!


You know what I'm gonna do tomorrow? Dress up as a Krampus and scare kids!

A lump of coal has nothing on the Krampus!


Bwahahahaha!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1360216


[link to asbereansdid.blogspot.com]

The first was actually a copy cat version of the tree of knowledge of good and evil. Been happening ever since.
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First Christmas tree: Latvia mid 1400's

Illuminati founded: 1770's


Tree trumps illumnuttis!


You know what I'm gonna do tomorrow? Dress up as a Krampus and scare kids!

A lump of coal has nothing on the Krampus!


Bwahahahaha!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1360216


BTW, I know the Krampus was the 5th, but American kids don't know!
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Invest (me = $50 USA dollars) in a vintage aluminum Christmas tree. Save a forest and make the kids proud. ;)

Dad loved his aluminum Christmas tree, circa 1963. I bought this because it brings back great memories of days gone by. It's not illuminati, it's just a bunch of retro fun in my house.

Peace,
hannah


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You know you guys suck.. I just spent $35 on a Christmas Tree and now I have to throw it away. I do not know how I am going to explain this to my kids. WTF.. I hope you aren't going to say anything about Christmas Lights around the house. It will take me until Christmas to get them down.
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First Christmas tree: Latvia mid 1400's

Illuminati founded: 1770's


Tree trumps illumnuttis!


You know what I'm gonna do tomorrow? Dress up as a Krampus and scare kids!

A lump of coal has nothing on the Krampus!


Bwahahahaha!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1360216


Now THAT'S a christmas tradition I really don't get! He's CREEPY! *shudders*
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Get your New Jerusalem Christianity Christmas message




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I have a Christmas Tree and have had one all my life every Christmas and will till I'm 6' under. That's all. lala


Merry Christmas All! xmas
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Jeremiah 10:1-5

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A christmas tree is much like the illuminati symbol.
The tree is pyramid shaped and with the bright star/light on top.
So essentially, you are worshipping the illuminati in your homes every year.

Christmas presents are placed beneath the tree at the bottom because that's where we are positioned on the pyramid. We get simple joy from being at the bottom of the pyramid and yet we don't know how much of a slave we are.

Also, christmas time is supposed to be about worshipping Jesus Christ's birth.
Santa was created to take that away from people.
Santa is the anagram of Satan.
Instead it seems we are led to worship "Satan" every year instead.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7134780


pine cones.
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IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE,I THINK IN JEREMIAS AND I PARAPHRASE ,DON'T DO AS THE PAGANS AND GO OUT AND CUT DOWN A TREE AND BRING IT IN YOUR HOUSE AND ADORN IT WITH GOLD AND SILVER. the white rose
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Acceptance is a key form of worship.
If you chose to accept having a christmas tree in your home then you are worshipping the illuminati.
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Hshahah thats so not true let put this to the test. I accept I have to wake up early to go to work every day so do i worship my work? I accept that to keep fit I have to go to the gym do i worship the gym? I bought a new bed a reserected it in my bedroom i accept its mine do i worship my bed? Come on yourt stretching a bit far here the christmas tree isnt illuminatti you should look up who the illuminatti really is they are a group of people with a certain blodline if a christmas tree is anything its pagan. Thats its origins when some pagan godess married her brother then he died she made it with his dead body and bore a son who she then married when he was old enough she planted a seed which grew the tree and she would go back to it every year put gifts underneith it and honour her dead husband there are alot of other speculations as to the tradition of the christmas tree etc but things mean whatever the beholder puts to it.

The meaning is in the individual person responses to the object and everyone respnds and sees something different

MERRY CHRISTMAS

happy new year
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Shut your traps you babbling bubonic apes.

Its a tree. With a star on it.

Tell you what you dont like trees and stars.

Ill take the trees away so you can have no oxygen.

Dont like stars, ill take the sun away so you have no heat.

Now you can die frozen in suffocation.



:Army Punch:
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That tree can't save you, sir...quit worshiping it.

Oh!Lord, remove the veil of delusion from him...
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You know you guys suck.. I just spent $35 on a Christmas Tree and now I have to throw it away. I do not know how I am going to explain this to my kids. WTF.. I hope you aren't going to say anything about Christmas Lights around the house. It will take me until Christmas to get them down.
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Illuminati? Xmas Lights? EnLIGHTened? Coca~Cola (Coke is it;) Santa, That all part of the hidden agenda bubby!

Another part of the hidden agenda is people making a knee-jerk response to people who spread what might or might not be true.

Jesus might also be made up, and that is something to consider as you idolise an effigy of the chosen one?

If we are to follow the advice of every doom or conspiracy poster we wouldn't leave the house, eat any food, drink any water breathe any air, have kids, walk out the door, buy televisions or internet, live inside, live outside, see a Doctor and on, and on....

Do you see how you need to get a grip here Hammertime, for your own sanity?

Plus what a Grinch! spoiling Xmas for the kids, if you do this, you may as well go and join your local OWS cesspit and cry to the gods of suffering.

Plus have you noticed that Grinch looks like an ALIEN?

shocked
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Jokes on you bubby..
To each is own...
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DECEMBER 25TH IS THE PAGAN CELEBRATION OF MITHRAS,HOW DO YOU THINK THE MERCHANTS SO EASILY FOOLED US ALL,IT IS NOT ESU IMMANUEL'S BIRTHDAY. the white rose
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Hi, I'm back. :D

While I will always love and put up my aluminum Christmas tree every year (because nostalgic baby boomers do that sort of thing for the feel good 'kitsch' effect), I viewed something on Christmas day that made me think of this thread and reminded myself to come back and share because it was SO freakin' odd!

Ok, so I'm 57, and Mr. Wonderful is 61. Aging hippies, if you will. We go all nostalgic this Christmas and he hauls out a butt load of old black and while VHS "Christmas Specials" from early TV days for us to watch while making dinner and opening gifts.

One is from a series called 'Crossroads'. Which intro touts 'true life stories from clergymen....'[all over the world]. M'kay. So we pop this one in called "Our First Christmas Tree", circa 1956.

The intro to the episode credits the Board of Advisers:

1. Captain Maurice Witherspoon; VP of the Military Chaplin Association.

2. Father Ford; VP of the Church Peace Union, Carnegie Foundation.

3. Dr. William Rosenblum; Rabbi of Temple Israel, NY, and former President of the Synagogue Council of America.

Set in 1851, the story is about a Reverend Henry Schwan who arrives from Europe to take up the ministry in the Zion Church, in Cleveland, Ohio.

Here's a link to another forum that has the 30 minute film imbedded. I did a YouTube search, but only get some guys lampooning it (ala I think, Mystery Science Theater).
[link to www.archive.org]

Worth the watch for those of you who are anti-Christmas tree, and those of us that are not, because there just might be something that gives you pause to think.

Discuss. popcorn

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