I haven't bought a Chrimbo tree because I can't afford it, but I do know I am at the bottom of the pyramid of success - EVERY DAY Foo!, not just at Xmas.

And santa is also an anagram of AS ANT, does it mean I am as ant? do I worship six legged critters every year? Do you live 'as ant' in your pants?

NWO WON OWN NOW.

So enjoy your warped Xmas view of Chrimbo and look at this hugemongously beautiful tree, as provided for your delight by your masters!...




Now fk off.