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If You Have A Christmas Tree You Worship The Illuminati. Heres Why.. | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 6640128  Mexico12/14/2011 10:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I haven't bought a Chrimbo tree because I can't afford it, but I do know I am at the bottom of the pyramid of success - EVERY DAY Foo!, not just at Xmas. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6640128 And santa is also an anagram of AS ANT, does it mean I am as ant? do I worship six legged critters every year? Do you live 'as ant' in your pants? NWO WON OWN NOW. So enjoy your warped Xmas view of Chrimbo and look at this hugemongously beautiful tree, as provided for your delight by your masters!... Now fk off.  Ant people have saved our asses before.  |
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Zero Point  User ID: 7117681  Australia12/14/2011 11:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A christmas tree is much like the illuminati symbol. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7134780 The tree is pyramid shaped and with the bright star/light on top. So essentially, you are worshipping the illuminati in your homes every year. Christmas presents are placed beneath the tree at the bottom because that's where we are positioned on the pyramid. We get simple joy from being at the bottom of the pyramid and yet we don't know how much of a slave we are. Also, christmas time is supposed to be about worshipping Jesus Christ's birth. Santa was created to take that away from people. Santa is the anagram of Satan. Instead it seems we are led to worship "Satan" every year instead. Well I can see one person not getting a visit from Santa this year... Another public service announcement from the Southern Hemisphere Information Leveraging Locus. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 2994564  Canada12/14/2011 11:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A christmas tree is much like the illuminati symbol. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7134780 The tree is pyramid shaped and with the bright star/light on top. So essentially, you are worshipping the illuminati in your homes every year. Christmas presents are placed beneath the tree at the bottom because that's where we are positioned on the pyramid. We get simple joy from being at the bottom of the pyramid and yet we don't know how much of a slave we are. Also, christmas time is supposed to be about worshipping Jesus Christ's birth. Santa was created to take that away from people. Santa is the anagram of Satan. Instead it seems we are led to worship "Satan" every year instead. I think you are manipulating things a tad here, although Dec. 25th, is the Winter Solstice and it is more a Pagan thing as is the tree.....suggesting an association with a pyramid, Illuminati and Santa with Satan is open to interpretation....IMHO...iT'S santa claus....or Saint Nicholas....lol.....soooooSanta as an anagram for Satan aint workin too well..... |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1271723 United States12/14/2011 11:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A christmas tree is much like the illuminati symbol. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7134780 The tree is pyramid shaped and with the bright star/light on top. So essentially, you are worshipping the illuminati in your homes every year. Christmas presents are placed beneath the tree at the bottom because that's where we are positioned on the pyramid. We get simple joy from being at the bottom of the pyramid and yet we don't know how much of a slave we are. Also, christmas time is supposed to be about worshipping Jesus Christ's birth. Santa was created to take that away from people. Santa is the anagram of Satan. Instead it seems we are led to worship "Satan" every year instead. Amen... Don't forget about the sacrifice of millions of trees every year. We worship Christmas trees and forget about what Christmas is. Christ was not born Dec 25th. We kill a tree. Bring it into our homes. Decorate it. And make it a center of Christmas. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 2994564 Canada12/14/2011 11:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I haven't bought a Chrimbo tree because I can't afford it, but I do know I am at the bottom of the pyramid of success - EVERY DAY Foo!, not just at Xmas. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6640128 And santa is also an anagram of AS ANT, does it mean I am as ant? do I worship six legged critters every year? Do you live 'as ant' in your pants? NWO WON OWN NOW. So enjoy your warped Xmas view of Chrimbo and look at this hugemongously beautiful tree, as provided for your delight by your masters!... Now fk off. Ant people have saved our asses before. Your not helping the situation you stupid burrito eatin, anus tonguer.... |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 7138510 United States12/14/2011 11:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fine my fav is the lights I will hang them on the wall with tinsel hung over them. Do not tell me tinsel is illuminati. No tree no ornaments the lights are across the wall not on a tree with tinsel hanging off it. Sheesh I didn't think this was going to get so complicated. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1271723 United States12/14/2011 11:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A christmas tree is much like the illuminati symbol. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7134780 The tree is pyramid shaped and with the bright star/light on top. So essentially, you are worshipping the illuminati in your homes every year. Christmas presents are placed beneath the tree at the bottom because that's where we are positioned on the pyramid. We get simple joy from being at the bottom of the pyramid and yet we don't know how much of a slave we are. Also, christmas time is supposed to be about worshipping Jesus Christ's birth. Santa was created to take that away from people. Santa is the anagram of Satan. Instead it seems we are led to worship "Satan" every year instead. Amen... Don't forget about the sacrifice of millions of trees every year. We worship Christmas trees and forget about what Christmas is. Christ was not born Dec 25th. We kill a tree. Bring it into our homes. Decorate it. And make it a center of Christmas. Next thing you'll tell me is... Easter is not what it seems.... LOL Bunnies and Eggs.... Go back to sleep in the MATRIX... :) |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1271723 United States12/14/2011 11:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fine my fav is the lights I will hang them on the wall with tinsel hung over them. Do not tell me tinsel is illuminati. No tree no ornaments the lights are across the wall not on a tree with tinsel hanging off it. Sheesh I didn't think this was going to get so complicated. Quoting: Taralily You could go with a live Christmas Cactus.  I hear that it's becoming more popular every year. |
| LightWarrior11 User ID: 1407980 United States12/14/2011 11:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Welcome to the "what does your tree symbolize for you" hotline... Press 1 for Birthday of jesus... "The human machine will finally bleed, The human machine will finally cease to be. So set yourself free, And disengage from reality." |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 6640128 Mexico12/14/2011 11:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You know you guys suck.. I just spent $35 on a Christmas Tree and now I have to throw it away. I do not know how I am going to explain this to my kids. WTF.. I hope you aren't going to say anything about Christmas Lights around the house. It will take me until Christmas to get them down. Quoting: Hammertime Illuminati? Xmas Lights? EnLIGHTened? Coca~Cola (Coke is it;) Santa, That all part of the hidden agenda bubby! Another part of the hidden agenda is people making a knee-jerk response to people who spread what might or might not be true. Jesus might also be made up, and that is something to consider as you idolise an effigy of the chosen one? If we are to follow the advice of every doom or conspiracy poster we wouldn't leave the house, eat any food, drink any water breathe any air, have kids, walk out the door, buy televisions or internet, live inside, live outside, see a Doctor and on, and on.... Do you see how you need to get a grip here Hammertime, for your own sanity? Plus what a Grinch! spoiling Xmas for the kids, if you do this, you may as well go and join your local OWS cesspit and cry to the gods of suffering. Plus have you noticed that Grinch looks like an ALIEN?  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 7138510 United States12/14/2011 11:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fine my fav is the lights I will hang them on the wall with tinsel hung over them. Do not tell me tinsel is illuminati. No tree no ornaments the lights are across the wall not on a tree with tinsel hanging off it. Sheesh I didn't think this was going to get so complicated. Quoting: Taralily You could go with a live Christmas Cactus. I hear that it's becoming more popular every year. Can I put tinsel on it :) |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1672875 12/14/2011 11:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cunnilingus is Jesus Worship! If you take a look at a medical diagram of the female reproductive systems you can see a cross. The ovaries/fallopian tubes are the crossbeam and the uterus and vagine are the mainbeam. When you perform cunninlingus you are bowing down at the base of the cross! (I know this will be taken as anti-Christian but isn't intended so, only to demonstrate that people see whatever they want.) |
| Dease User ID: 1505901 United States12/14/2011 11:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think that it's exceptional with each person. Christmas for me, is about Christ. Even if it's not the "official" day he was born ( which I'm sure someone will point out), I dont' think anyone is certain of the exact day. Christmas allows a day for Jesus' birth to be internationally recognized, and allows people to be off work to celebrate. I don't focus on Christmas trees, Santa Calus, or presents. I focus on the birth of Jesus. I take that time to reflect on Jesus coming into the world to save us. That's what it means to me. Also, I don't think you're worshippiing the illuminati for enjoying some of its traditions....for instance, Christmas music. I can't help but feel overwhelmed with emotion when I hear a beautiful Christmas song like "Mary Did You Know" . I was thinking about the words the other day. There's a verse that says "When you kiss your little baby, you've kissed the face of God." That brings tears to my eyes. It's so beautiful. I don't think there's anything wrong with acknowledging Christmas as long as you remember what it's about. "Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you." - Matthew 22: 37-39 "What good will it be for a man if he gains the whole world, yet forfeits his soul? Or what can a man give in exchange for his soul?" - Galatians 5: 22-23 |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1271723 United States12/14/2011 11:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fine my fav is the lights I will hang them on the wall with tinsel hung over them. Do not tell me tinsel is illuminati. No tree no ornaments the lights are across the wall not on a tree with tinsel hanging off it. Sheesh I didn't think this was going to get so complicated. Quoting: Taralily You could go with a live Christmas Cactus. I hear that it's becoming more popular every year. Can I put tinsel on it :) Lol, absolutely! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 6872906 United States12/14/2011 11:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, for you to say that anyone who puts up a christmas tree 'worships the illuminati' is just plain wrong; your logic sucks. most people have no idea where these things (like the christmas tree, the yule log, mistletoe, the colors red and green for christmas) come from at all as a hardcore Christian, i no longer celebrate christmas.. but i'm not short-sighted enough to say that anyone who has a christmas tree 'worships the illuminati'. you're not helping, OP |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 6640128 Mexico12/14/2011 11:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I haven't bought a Chrimbo tree because I can't afford it, but I do know I am at the bottom of the pyramid of success - EVERY DAY Foo!, not just at Xmas. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6640128 And santa is also an anagram of AS ANT, does it mean I am as ant? do I worship six legged critters every year? Do you live 'as ant' in your pants? NWO WON OWN NOW. So enjoy your warped Xmas view of Chrimbo and look at this hugemongously beautiful tree, as provided for your delight by your masters!... Now fk off. Ant people have saved our asses before. Your not helping the situation you stupid burrito eatin, anus tonguer.... Burritos are TEXMEX you uncultured rodent twat. Helping what situation exactly Mr Sheeple asswipe? Are you not aware who runs things in the world? Do you disagree with the fact that you are owned? Then I suggest you buy a Xmas tree and ask someone to place you force fully atop it so you can claim you are at the very pinnacle of your own misguided stupidity. I dare you to say no you are not owned, otherwise or be like a useless eater and...  |
| Snarf User ID: 1528429 United States12/14/2011 11:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A christmas tree is much like the illuminati symbol. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7134780 The tree is pyramid shaped and with the bright star/light on top. So essentially, you are worshipping the illuminati in your homes every year. Christmas presents are placed beneath the tree at the bottom because that's where we are positioned on the pyramid. We get simple joy from being at the bottom of the pyramid and yet we don't know how much of a slave we are. Also, christmas time is supposed to be about worshipping Jesus Christ's birth. Santa was created to take that away from people. Santa is the anagram of Satan. Instead it seems we are led to worship "Satan" every year instead. Thank god I didn't put that star on top, or else it could have been perceived as me worshipping the illuminati. I chose the eye of Horus instead. Whew! Close call. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 7138510 United States12/14/2011 11:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fine my fav is the lights I will hang them on the wall with tinsel hung over them. Do not tell me tinsel is illuminati. No tree no ornaments the lights are across the wall not on a tree with tinsel hanging off it. Sheesh I didn't think this was going to get so complicated. Quoting: Taralily You could go with a live Christmas Cactus. I hear that it's becoming more popular every year. Can I put tinsel on it :) Lol, absolutely! Well alright then we are all good. AC Germany...LOL! Wow did that get way off track as an example. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 6640128 Mexico12/14/2011 11:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A christmas tree is much like the illuminati symbol. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7134780 The tree is pyramid shaped and with the bright star/light on top. So essentially, you are worshipping the illuminati in your homes every year. Christmas presents are placed beneath the tree at the bottom because that's where we are positioned on the pyramid. We get simple joy from being at the bottom of the pyramid and yet we don't know how much of a slave we are. Also, christmas time is supposed to be about worshipping Jesus Christ's birth. Santa was created to take that away from people. Santa is the anagram of Satan. Instead it seems we are led to worship "Satan" every year instead. Thank god I didn't put that star on top, or else it could have been perceived as me worshipping the illuminati. I chose the eye of Horus instead. Whew! Close call. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 7063795 United States12/14/2011 11:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A christmas tree is much like the illuminati symbol. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7134780 The tree is pyramid shaped and with the bright star/light on top. So essentially, you are worshipping the illuminati in your homes every year. Christmas presents are placed beneath the tree at the bottom because that's where we are positioned on the pyramid. We get simple joy from being at the bottom of the pyramid and yet we don't know how much of a slave we are. Also, christmas time is supposed to be about worshipping Jesus Christ's birth. Santa was created to take that away from people. Santa is the anagram of Satan. Instead it seems we are led to worship "Satan" every year instead. Thank god I didn't put that star on top, or else it could have been perceived as me worshipping the illuminati. I chose the eye of Horus instead. Whew! Close call.  Now thats the spirit ! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 6640128 Mexico12/14/2011 11:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A christmas tree is much like the illuminati symbol. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7134780 The tree is pyramid shaped and with the bright star/light on top. So essentially, you are worshipping the illuminati in your homes every year. Christmas presents are placed beneath the tree at the bottom because that's where we are positioned on the pyramid. We get simple joy from being at the bottom of the pyramid and yet we don't know how much of a slave we are. Also, christmas time is supposed to be about worshipping Jesus Christ's birth. Santa was created to take that away from people. Santa is the anagram of Satan. Instead it seems we are led to worship "Satan" every year instead. Well I can see one person not getting a visit from Santa this year... |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 7063795 United States12/15/2011 12:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | its getting to the point where everything is deemed as illumintis agenda now Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7085351 really guy, im back here after a few months away, and im starting to feel like everythings against me again this site is the real curse, seriously Desensitize my friend, Everyone has to Illuminati is a good Latin name for Enlightened People should no longer abuse it. |
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now take your rug and go back in your corner and continue praying