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Omg my wife just caught me watching gay porn

 
no one 35

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12/16/2011 12:23 AM

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Would you be satisfied if wifey used a strap on? Won't hurt much to ask at this point, the cat's already out of the bag.
"Fortune, honour, beauty, youth
are but blossoms dying.
Wanton pleasures, doting love
are but shadows flying."

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12/16/2011 12:26 AM
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Damn, that sucks. What's that web addre....er, I mean, ummm....
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12/16/2011 12:30 AM

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I had a similar situation many years ago: my bf was @ work, I went to read my emails and a website was already open on the screen. It was gay porn, so I asked him about it when he got home. He tried to lie, but finally he admitted he was curious. So we found a solution so he wouldn't cheat on me but have his fantasies fulfilled. We went strap on shopping and it worked out well for many years.

Just be honest with her. She's pissed that you hid something from her, not that you want to experiment. Maybe she has some freaky fantasy you can help her with too!
"Fortune, honour, beauty, youth
are but blossoms dying.
Wanton pleasures, doting love
are but shadows flying."

---Thomas Campion
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12/16/2011 12:37 AM
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I left the page up on my iPad I usually delete it and she saw it what do I do I told her it must be a pop up she wasn't buying it I was watching she males
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Okay, here's what you do. Tell her that many fine, upstanding (cough! cough!) Americans have partaken of the drag scene -- Rudy Giuliani, J. Edgar Hoover, John McCain (how do you think he passed the time in the Hanoi Hilton?). Tell her that cross-dressing (and the men who love them) is a noble American tradition. Then hire a good jewish lawyer from the Lower East Side or west Los Angeles (preferably one who does NOT cross-dress. Could be difficult to find one who doesn't).
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12/16/2011 12:39 AM
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I left the page up on my iPad I usually delete it and she saw it what do I do I told her it must be a pop up she wasn't buying it I was watching she males
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7183464


Okay, here's what you do. Tell her that many fine, upstanding (cough! cough!) Americans have partaken of the drag scene -- Rudy Giuliani, J. Edgar Hoover, John McCain (how do you think he passed the time in the Hanoi Hilton?). Tell her that cross-dressing (and the men who love them) is a noble American tradition. Then hire a good jewish lawyer from the Lower East Side or west Los Angeles (preferably one who does NOT cross-dress. Could be difficult to find one who doesn't).
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....Oh! And tell her all this while dressed up like Joy Behar; wig, makeup, and all.
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12/16/2011 12:49 AM
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I left the page up on my iPad I usually delete it and she saw it what do I do I told her it must be a pop up she wasn't buying it I was watching she males
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7183464


Okay, here's what you do. Tell her that many fine, upstanding (cough! cough!) Americans have partaken of the drag scene -- Rudy Giuliani, J. Edgar Hoover, John McCain (how do you think he passed the time in the Hanoi Hilton?). Tell her that cross-dressing (and the men who love them) is a noble American tradition. Then hire a good jewish lawyer from the Lower East Side or west Los Angeles (preferably one who does NOT cross-dress. Could be difficult to find one who doesn't).
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....Oh! And tell her all this while dressed up like Joy Behar; wig, makeup, and all.
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...Then let her watch you go down on a celery stalk for an hour.
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12/16/2011 12:53 AM
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I'm not ashamed just pissed I got busted now the freak is loose not many she males around here
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7183464


There are various shades of trannies everywhere. Before I came out to everyone, my ex -fiance and attended the Cross Dressers Ball. We found oourselves seated at a table of 4 other couples and discovered that all the "girls" were current or former military men. Their wives all had the same story. Something had always been missing in their relationship until their husband opened up about his fantasies... then the sex got better than ever.

I hope that your wife is as open minded as the women who have loved me in the past and the woman who loves me now. Women are very concerned about their image, and much as many would want to have a she-male friend or even a she-male fling, most would be embarassed to have a she-male partner. But you don't want to be the she-male, you want a she-male.

So do what an earlier poster suggested. buy her a strap-on, and let her surprise youw ith it one night just like in your fantasies.

If she's not into that, then she's probably into denial.
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12/16/2011 01:04 AM
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at least no innocent midgets were involved this time
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12/16/2011 01:06 AM
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Good.
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12/16/2011 01:08 AM
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Just tell her the cocks were fake and it was lesbian porn.
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12/18/2011 11:03 PM
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Is there something wrong with me I just like having a hot looking chick that I take home and all the sudden she has a big cock and I suck it that's all but I love pussy
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Dude, don't panic. Most common fantasy for straights is gay sex. Don't worry, you are normal and straight(ish).
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12/18/2011 11:07 PM
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Very true. All you homophobes and bible thumpers are just liars.


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12/19/2011 09:47 AM
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I left the page up on my iPad I usually delete it and she saw it what do I do I told her it must be a pop up she wasn't buying it I was watching she males
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Admit to it and then go find yourself a hot guy!
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12/19/2011 09:48 AM
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I left the page up on my iPad I usually delete it and she saw it what do I do I told her it must be a pop up she wasn't buying it I was watching she males
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tell her you always wished she had a penis and balls.
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12/19/2011 09:49 AM
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I'm not even close to queer I have a 7 year old just like watching don't know why she went to bed furious wtf man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7183464

Admit to being bi/curious. Maybe then both of you can share a hot guy.
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12/19/2011 09:51 AM
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I'm far from a pussy I'm actually a professional boxer just have weird thoughts
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7183464


Ding, ding!! We have a closet case here folks. Forced contact sports! A classic case of repressed homosexuality.
BadMoonRising
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12/19/2011 09:52 AM
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So you literally fell out of the closet OP?

No need to hide the fact now is there.

Bent as a three bob note.
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12/19/2011 09:52 AM
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Brief.... that youn?
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There is NO way in hell Brief would be watching gay porn.
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He stars in it though!
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Is there something wrong with me I just like having a hot looking chick that I take home and all the sudden she has a big cock and I suck it that's all but I love pussy
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