Omg my wife just caught me watching gay porn

Would you be satisfied if wifey used a strap on? Won't hurt much to ask at this point, the cat's already out of the bag.

Damn, that sucks. What's that web addre....er, I mean, ummm....

I had a similar situation many years ago: my bf was @ work, I went to read my emails and a website was already open on the screen. It was gay porn, so I asked him about it when he got home. He tried to lie, but finally he admitted he was curious. So we found a solution so he wouldn't cheat on me but have his fantasies fulfilled. We went strap on shopping and it worked out well for many years.

Just be honest with her. She's pissed that you hid something from her, not that you want to experiment. Maybe she has some freaky fantasy you can help her with too!

Okay, here's what you do. Tell her that many fine, upstanding (cough! cough!) Americans have partaken of the drag scene -- Rudy Giuliani, J. Edgar Hoover, John McCain (how do you think he passed the time in the Hanoi Hilton?). Tell her that cross-dressing (and the men who love them) is a noble American tradition. Then hire a good jewish lawyer from the Lower East Side or west Los Angeles (preferably one who does NOT cross-dress. Could be difficult to find one who doesn't).

....Oh! And tell her all this while dressed up like Joy Behar; wig, makeup, and all.

...Then let her watch you go down on a celery stalk for an hour.

There are various shades of trannies everywhere. Before I came out to everyone, my ex -fiance and attended the Cross Dressers Ball. We found oourselves seated at a table of 4 other couples and discovered that all the "girls" were current or former military men. Their wives all had the same story. Something had always been missing in their relationship until their husband opened up about his fantasies... then the sex got better than ever.

I hope that your wife is as open minded as the women who have loved me in the past and the woman who loves me now. Women are very concerned about their image, and much as many would want to have a she-male friend or even a she-male fling, most would be embarassed to have a she-male partner. But you don't want to be the she-male, you want a she-male.

So do what an earlier poster suggested. buy her a strap-on, and let her surprise youw ith it one night just like in your fantasies.

If she's not into that, then she's probably into denial.

at least no innocent midgets were involved this time

Good.

Just tell her the cocks were fake and it was lesbian porn.

Dude, don't panic. Most common fantasy for straights is gay sex. Don't worry, you are normal and straight(ish).

Very true. All you homophobes and bible thumpers are just liars.


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Admit to it and then go find yourself a hot guy!

tell her you always wished she had a penis and balls.

Admit to being bi/curious. Maybe then both of you can share a hot guy.

Ding, ding!! We have a closet case here folks. Forced contact sports! A classic case of repressed homosexuality.

So you literally fell out of the closet OP?

No need to hide the fact now is there.

Bent as a three bob note.

He stars in it though!