I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed

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I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1621970 12/16/2011 12:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question Be gentle. I'm very sensitive right now.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 1364770 United States 12/16/2011 12:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question are you gonna go with oral meds or a long-lasting injectable? haldol? invega?
whoopdeedoo User ID: 6944619 United States 12/16/2011 12:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question How does cat food taste?
BRIEF User ID: 381742 United States 12/16/2011 12:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question Get a pregnancy test... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2729583 United States 12/16/2011 12:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question Which Republican candidate for President appeals to you the most?

Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1621970 12/16/2011 12:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question are you gonna go with oral meds or a long-lasting injectable? haldol? invega? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1364770 Medications were designed by these alien creatures to control the masses.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1621970 12/16/2011 12:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question How does cat food taste? Quoting: whoopdeedoo A cross between Taco Bell beef and rotten chicken.
Apocalypse Troll Trollicus Apocalyptus User ID: 5899266 United States 12/16/2011 12:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question Were you next door to District 8? "Honor the Texas flag; I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one state under God, one and indivisible." [link to www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7216505 United Kingdom 12/16/2011 12:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question Is anal probing....pleasurable?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 3188128 United States 12/16/2011 12:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question How does cat food taste? Quoting: whoopdeedoo like chicken...... if you ask a chicken? probably like cat.....
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1621970 12/16/2011 12:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question Get a pregnancy test... Quoting: BRIEF Your sig says to give you a karma point, so I will. As far as the prenancy test, these beasts want to eliminate the human race, not introduce a new breed.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6768621 United States 12/16/2011 12:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question umm,.....did they abuse you........sexually?
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1621970 12/16/2011 12:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question Which Republican candidate for President appeals to you the most? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2729583 You know, I don't really get into politics, but Ron Paul interests me.
BRIEF User ID: 381742 United States 12/16/2011 12:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question Get a pregnancy test... Quoting: BRIEF Your sig says to give you a karma point, so I will. As far as the prenancy test, these beasts want to eliminate the human race, not introduce a new breed. Quoting: Vulcan4 Well then they would have just offed you...they let you live for some reason... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1621970 12/16/2011 12:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question Is anal probing....pleasurable? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7216505 I wouldn't think so. They went through my belly button.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1621970 12/16/2011 12:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question Were you next door to District 8? Quoting: Apocalypse Troll Federation 13.
TheShoveler User ID: 886516 United States 12/16/2011 12:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson "Error of opinion may be tolerated where reason is left free to combat it." - Thomas Jefferson

Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1621970 12/16/2011 12:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question umm,.....did they abuse you........sexually? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6768621 Interestingly enough, they weren't interested in that.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1483538 United States 12/16/2011 01:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question did they read you your rights? I know a good lawy...... what brand catfood?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1368734 Netherlands 12/16/2011 01:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question Don't mix up your ugly brothers with aliens.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7121262 Canada 12/16/2011 01:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question 8 aliens beat you up? Why did it take that many? Did you put up a fight? Or are you super duper bad ass with retard strength? I find the topic a bit funny. They should have probed you. Just to sum up your life in one great sentence. I would have fed you dog food, and put a collar on your neck. Then told you to bark like a dog for me, and nick name you "sparky" after I put a shock collar on you (forcing you to bark for me). IMO they need to capture your ass again, and retool their punishment methods.
RedlicoriceRedux User ID: 1284555 Canada 12/16/2011 01:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question umm,.....did they abuse you........sexually? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6768621 Interestingly enough, they weren't interested in that. Quoting: Vulcan4 Did they communicate with you telepathically to explain why they need to probe you? Why did they let you remember it all?
the Kurgun User ID: 6863165 United States 12/16/2011 01:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question Were they masters of the the art of no handed masturbation ? It's better to burn out,than fade away!
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1621970 12/16/2011 01:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question did they read you your rights? I know a good lawy...... what brand catfood? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1483538 I don't know what brand. I remember the can having blue and wite colors.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3632012 United States 12/16/2011 01:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I was beat-up by eight aliens, thrown into a holding cell, fed canned cat food, forcefully exposed to cosmic radiation, and probed - Ask me a question How were you exposed to cosmic radiation?
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