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Why I love Uncircumcised Penis

 
Miss Portinari

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My husband wasn't circumcised, so when my son was born, we decided NOT to have him circumcised either. The doc gave us some crap, but we thought it would be better for him to be able to compare himself to his father and be OK with that... to hell with the "locker room" banter.

Today, he's 24 and thanks me for standing up to the doctor.

It's a fact that circumcised men have LESS sensitivity at the head of their penis.... don't enjoy sex as much as uncircumcised men.

I never did understand WHY little boys were so mutilated... and don't give me that "cleanliness" lecture - just have your husband teach your son HOW to keep it clean under the foreskin.

Sorry for being so blunt, and probably not politically correct. LOL
 Quoting: Yes I Did !!!!


The first cut really is the deepest, lol. The angle of thrust is off with a cut guy, just rubs me the wrong way. They stab at things they should ease into and it ruins the rhythm. I also prefer natural men and think that kind of wholesale genital mutilation should be left to a time that the owner of said penis can make his own decision. It's brutal and barbaric to go whacking away at it before he even knows what he (and his future lady love!) are missing.
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LMFAO at the Europeans defending dick cheese.

rofl
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You guys are just indoctrinated. You can't help yourself.

I'm wondering if you have ever been to a biology class...

Probably chose the Tebow bible study seminar?
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i said i wasnt coming back to this thread, but something hit me and made me want to share. i had multiple surgeries when i was a baby, my tear ducts wouldnt let out tears, the circumcision, and craniosynostosis. if i was "natural" as you put it, i would have ended up looking like this...
[link to www.gillettechildrens.org]
and one more thing since you guys are all about science
[link to www.sciencebasedmedicine.org]
 Quoting: IvantZtrooth
You had deformities, everyone is born with skin on their penis. It's there by design because it aids survival.

Only those that are promiscuous or have a promiscuous partner have much to worry about STDs, there is this thing called a condom that lets you get around that problem.

Besides, being circumcised makes it harder to stay lubricated, which mean increased chance of tearing and scarring, that makes it worse for the female. That article also says the men had "increased satisfaction" but didn't say what the woman thought. Maybe it caused pain and the men in the study get off on that.

Someone elses pain or displeasure is the kind of thing only a selfish asshole would get off on.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5275647


I gotta say I have NEVER cut or torn a pussy with my beautiful, lengthy cut cock.

That's what pre-cum is for.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1486458
but the man being circumcised makes it harder to stay wet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5275647


I've never had a problem, maybe it's just you.

chuckle

Sounds like a myth to me.
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This practice has killed more babies then sids... I guess god cant live unless you chop off your penis.
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People are waking up more boys are being left intact in America then cut.
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Stay out of it baggy.
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Strike one man tits. If your mind is as sharp as it seems, at least theres no danger of you reproducing.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


You're gonna have to do better than that goy toy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1486458


Strike two exacerbating masturbator. Do you ever add anything of value or is abortion mandatory for all your knuckle children?? :)
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


Calm down stumpy, you're gonna amp out.
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Stay out of it baggy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1486458


Strike one man tits. If your mind is as sharp as it seems, at least theres no danger of you reproducing.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


You're gonna have to do better than that goy toy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1486458


Strike two exacerbating masturbator. Do you ever add anything of value or is abortion mandatory for all your knuckle children?? :)
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


That didn't even make sense by the way.

Back to the drawing board telescope.
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This practice has killed more babies then sids... I guess god cant live unless you chop off your penis.
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Link?
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My husband wasn't circumcised, so when my son was born, we decided NOT to have him circumcised either. The doc gave us some crap, but we thought it would be better for him to be able to compare himself to his father and be OK with that... to hell with the "locker room" banter.

Today, he's 24 and thanks me for standing up to the doctor.

It's a fact that circumcised men have LESS sensitivity at the head of their penis.... don't enjoy sex as much as uncircumcised men.

I never did understand WHY little boys were so mutilated... and don't give me that "cleanliness" lecture - just have your husband teach your son HOW to keep it clean under the foreskin.

Sorry for being so blunt, and probably not politically correct. LOL
 Quoting: Yes I Did !!!!


The first cut really is the deepest, lol. The angle of thrust is off with a cut guy, just rubs me the wrong way. They stab at things they should ease into and it ruins the rhythm. I also prefer natural men and think that kind of wholesale genital mutilation should be left to a time that the owner of said penis can make his own decision. It's brutal and barbaric to go whacking away at it before he even knows what he (and his future lady love!) are missing.
 Quoting: Miss Portinari


You're one in 100, we will take that comment with a grain of salt.

Elephant fucker.
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Strike one man tits. If your mind is as sharp as it seems, at least theres no danger of you reproducing.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


You're gonna have to do better than that goy toy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1486458


Strike two exacerbating masturbator. Do you ever add anything of value or is abortion mandatory for all your knuckle children?? :)
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


That didn't even make sense by the way.

Back to the drawing board telescope.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550224


Understanding words comes into play when reading text. I'll call it strike three and let you go get a kleenex. You have been dismissed Mr. Iposeasmultipleac's.
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This whole choppin' off the foreskin thing is a total conspiracy folks.

I feel kinda sorry for chopped dudes now.
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chopped dudes?
is a bit out of context..isnt it?
 Quoting: ~GAIA~


It's a Jewish thing..

She wouldn't get it ;)
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Nitsth and other Benfits I had all my sons (3) done when they were babys it didnt hurt them and they dont remember now anyways.so its not that bad as some would have you believe your thinking of shit and making it sound worse than it actually is.
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Stay out of it baggy.
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Strike one man tits. If your mind is as sharp as it seems, at least theres no danger of you reproducing.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


You're gonna have to do better than that goy toy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1486458


Strike two exacerbating masturbator. Do you ever add anything of value or is abortion mandatory for all your knuckle children?? :)
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


Report me again puss cup...watch me duck it.

lolatu
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This practice has killed more babies then sids... I guess god cant live unless you chop off your penis.
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Link?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550224



[link to www.drmomma.org]
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You're gonna have to do better than that goy toy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1486458


Strike two exacerbating masturbator. Do you ever add anything of value or is abortion mandatory for all your knuckle children?? :)
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


That didn't even make sense by the way.

Back to the drawing board telescope.
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Understanding words comes into play when reading text. I'll call it strike three and let you go get a kleenex. You have been dismissed Mr. Iposeasmultipleac's.
 Quoting: Dionysian Fullaflatus


Does that mean you're surrendering, cock lips?

I'm not finished toying with you yet.
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12/18/2011 11:03 AM
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This whole choppin' off the foreskin thing is a total conspiracy folks.

I feel kinda sorry for chopped dudes now.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


chopped dudes?
is a bit out of context..isnt it?
 Quoting: ~GAIA~


It's a Jewish thing..

She wouldn't get it ;)
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Nitsth and other Benfits I had all my sons (3) done when they were babys it didnt hurt them and they dont remember now anyways.so its not that bad as some would have you believe your thinking of shit and making it sound worse than it actually is.
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Omg have you ever watched this amputation if you did not watch one yoy will see how much in denial you are.... The babie feels
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12/18/2011 11:04 AM
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The expression "just a knob" comes to mind.
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I dont get the video. I'm cut - i love sex. In all honesty, does it really even matter? This is like blonde hair versus brown hair.

Some girls refuse to mess around with uncut guys, while some swear by them. As long as you're happy and getting laid, who cares, really?
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Not really, when you think about the horrific act of actually cutting that much skin off such an important body part.

It's not like it's hair, and it'll grow back. It's a mass of skin that gets mercilessly hacked off.

It's not a normal practice and the only reason it's done is influenced by religion, sooo...

Yeah, uh, something's amiss there I would say.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


it also has health benefits and separates us from the animals

who knew you had such a love of foreskin?
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


+1

All those juices the woman is telling us is absorbed by the foreskin includes da aids. Circumcision assists in the prevention of STD's.
 Quoting: Chip®


Really ? Circumcision assists in the prevention of STD's. ? Any statistics ? BTW when unmutilated penis is erect foreskin is back behind the head ;) and penis looks the same as mutilated one .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5915588


yes there has been studies and proof that circumcision reduces std
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This practice has killed more babies then sids... I guess god cant live unless you chop off your penis.
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Link?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550224



[link to www.drmomma.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7321799


That's ONE instance, you have a link for the bullshit you claimed up there?

Show me numbers that support your claim.

Don't bother looking, they don't exist.

$000-5000 die from SIDS each year.

100 die from circumcision each year, and it's not even directly tied to circumcision, it was more unclean instruments, infection and loss of blood.

Quit making shit up, it makes you look stupid.

next
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so you know what it feels like to have a circumcised penis also? do you have both? now im jealous :P
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No but I have read the scientific studies , I don't need too .
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Firstly I read them to and it says that being circumcised actually felt better and furthermore having skin is like fucking you rforeskin when you have sexin and out goes the fore skin.
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12/18/2011 11:13 AM
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How would females like it if they were cut. The uncut women would say you dont know what you lost you lost it before you where born. But,in,truth you know would lose. Thats how it is for an intact man.
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I hesitant to comment because the last time I commented in a circumcision thread/debate, I was bashed big time. My husband is circumcised, and all three of our sons are. I personally think it is cleaner and healthier, and yes we wanted them to, um, look the same as their father, I'll just say that. Is it necessary? Not technically, no. It is just one of those things that parents have to decide on, one of the many decisions to be made once your son is born. My children are all very healthy, happy and at the end of the day that is honestly all I care about. I don't regret our decision as parents.
 Quoting: amywood71605


Don't let the elephant trunks bother you...everybody knows cut cock looks better.

They're angry because they are incessantly ridiculed.

You would be too if you had a wrinkly ant-eater in your shorts.

chuckle
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Beeing rediculed for having your whole penis


lolatu

Sounds more like envy to me.
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o you must be Envy of the Cut penis, I see your trying to bad mouth the Head Cock. most girls I know who are friends of my ife say that uncut penis is Nasty and they would refuse to suck it.so there is one study done by me out of 15 females 13 said hell no.
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well i can tell you , i had herpes off some dirty bitch , and since being chopped it has cured it , totally cured it , but now i get cold soars instead .. but nothing down below what so ever ..

it also does stink any more , its clean and women can feel a chopped dick more than an unchopped one ... facts ..

i dont it for myself and covenant with god and who would of guess all the benefits i got extra .. great stuff , never regret it
just a regular guy who like's to stay regular .....

Turbo lax for fast effective relief ...
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LMFAO at the Europeans defending dick cheese.

rofl
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You guys are just indoctrinated. You can't help yourself.

I'm wondering if you have ever been to a biology class...

Probably chose the Tebow bible study seminar?
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+1000 points for a tebow ( bronco qb with godly powers) ref
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haha ladies, fyi, back in highschool we hazed the only uncircumcised kid into quiting football & leaving the school.
Miss Portinari

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12/18/2011 11:16 AM
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My husband wasn't circumcised, so when my son was born, we decided NOT to have him circumcised either. The doc gave us some crap, but we thought it would be better for him to be able to compare himself to his father and be OK with that... to hell with the "locker room" banter.

Today, he's 24 and thanks me for standing up to the doctor.

It's a fact that circumcised men have LESS sensitivity at the head of their penis.... don't enjoy sex as much as uncircumcised men.

I never did understand WHY little boys were so mutilated... and don't give me that "cleanliness" lecture - just have your husband teach your son HOW to keep it clean under the foreskin.

Sorry for being so blunt, and probably not politically correct. LOL
 Quoting: Yes I Did !!!!


The first cut really is the deepest, lol. The angle of thrust is off with a cut guy, just rubs me the wrong way. They stab at things they should ease into and it ruins the rhythm. I also prefer natural men and think that kind of wholesale genital mutilation should be left to a time that the owner of said penis can make his own decision. It's brutal and barbaric to go whacking away at it before he even knows what he (and his future lady love!) are missing.
 Quoting: Miss Portinari


You're one in 100, we will take that comment with a grain of salt.

Elephant fucker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550224


I've been with my un-cut guy for 20 years. It doesn't look like an elephant at all, but if it makes you feel better to insult... well, says more about you than me. Cut guys are horrible lovers, my opinion and one I won't back down from. Plus, I love knowing my guy doesn't have the conditioned slave mark and his parents cared enough to not mutilate him. I'm sorry yours didn't.
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so you know what it feels like to have a circumcised penis also? do you have both? now im jealous :P
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No but I have read the scientific studies , I don't need too .
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Firstly I read them to and it says that being circumcised actually felt better and furthermore having skin is like fucking you rforeskin when you have sexin and out goes the fore skin.
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I know your not that stupid. The foreskins retracs when an intact man is on hard.
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well i can tell you , i had herpes off some dirty bitch , and since being chopped it has cured it , totally cured it , but now i get cold soars instead .. but nothing down below what so ever ..

it also does stink any more , its clean and women can feel a chopped dick more than an unchopped one ... facts ..

i dont it for myself and covenant with god and who would of guess all the benefits i got extra .. great stuff , never regret it
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The elephant cocks aren't gonna welcome you with open arms.

Jus sayin.
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12/18/2011 11:18 AM
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Not just for men. Female genital mutilation aka female circumcision is practiced in parts of Africa, Asia, & mid-east, & w/in some immigrant communities in Europe, N. America, & Australasia.

Whatever sex it is preformed on, I think it is mutilation!
 Quoting: TTX8K82


+1

And where are all these mutilated women expressing their joy about beeing "clean and looking sooo good" without a clitoris???

Oh wait...


:)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1538656


1st time I heard about it I was working in the Congo. At certain times of the year the villages would have circumcision events - they would line up the boys and girls and go at it. I never witness one, did care to. I heard of a nun, who the locals thought was possessed cause she was mean, they thought if they circumcised her they could save her. She ended up bleeding to death.
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haha ladies, fyi, back in highschool we hazed the only uncircumcised kid into quiting football & leaving the school.
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your momma must be proud.
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well i can tell you , i had herpes off some dirty bitch , and since being chopped it has cured it , totally cured it , but now i get cold soars instead .. but nothing down below what so ever ..

it also does stink any more , its clean and women can feel a chopped dick more than an unchopped one ... facts ..

i dont it for myself and covenant with god and who would of guess all the benefits i got extra .. great stuff , never regret it
 Quoting: lostandfound


How is your sensitivity now?

FINALLY we have some comparison.

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