Someone (really), bought me the Obama memoire book... apart from reading it, any suggestions?

Shred. Compost. Attempt to grow tomato plant in said compost.

If it's full of poop, it must be t.p.
( hint, hint )

Burn it? Shit in it and return it to the white house?

Wow. I didn't realize people were so well under control that they would not even read an alternate source of information lest they be put under subliminal control.


Holy shit.

On the bright side, I am not nearly as fucked up as I thought I was.

burn it now its pure evil.

My sister and I exchange the worst Christmas gifts we can find. Last year I received a crochet for beginners book but I think I won with the Queens royal visit to Tasmania on VHS. I think you have just given me an idea for this years win, Thanks CP

Offer to let your friend read it and then never ask for it back.

You should buy them an Obama Chia Pet as a gift to pay them back, OP.

lmaooo... love em'.... i'm going with re-wrapping it and sending it back to the derp who thought he was politically savvey..

we went with secret santa with spend limit thanks to the likes of the banks and pollies... tell you what tho, if we're here for next year.. i'm going with the worst present idea..... love it.....

Last Edited by CitizenPerth™ on 12/18/2011 04:27 AM

that book is more evil than the Necronomicon.

Really really funny, thanks for the laugh.

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Cut a chunk out of it like those safe books, take a shit in it and give it to Michelle for Christmas. It's like a buy one, get one free. The book is full of shit, squared.

Fox News warned of the dangers.

Makes a great fire starter!

Send them the Obama Christmas Tree Ornament. Then they can hang him from their tree!

I want to know where he learned to write reams of speech.

He can remember everything from his past vertabim.

What a load of crap and what an idiot Hitchens was to endorse it.

I didn't buy it. I borrowed it from the library. I wanted to see his style.

Ayers will want his cash one day when the dust settles.

He doesn't even admit to a ghostwriter.

Fraud upon fraud upon fraud.

All those news journalists who fell for it.

There are none so blind as those who will not see.

ok, ok, ok...... i got it... using a combination of ideas you good GLP folk have offered up has inspired me to:

1. cut a book safe into it
2. buy some fake plastic doggy doo...
3. and send it to my brother for xmas....



hilarious... (he'll get the joke, he's a parnoid bastard for the least of it)..... even his dog is out to get him...


ty all.......


and a message from my sponser.... without for who this xmas, my doom days would not be as doomish.... :P





Last Edited by CitizenPerth™ on 12/18/2011 07:25 AM

Fire starter for the barbie?

Kindling for the fireplace...

BWAHAHA

burn it and film it maybe you will catch weird sprites escaping from it

...do the same as with this piece of filth...

Burn the , its lies

dammit!.. i will.. i vid it to, and put a suitable backing track and youtube it... fun shit for chrissy... i bet i get impeached and murdered tho... yay! doom on!

Did your friend find it in the fictional section?