Confirmed! Light Bulb is an illuminati invention

..illuminating!

This is true, the illuminating company in ohio just put in new lightbulbs in the street lamps and everytime i go outside in the dark and stand by one i feel weak like my body is going numb.

Tinfoil diapers help with that.
Superior to tinfoil hats in every way and not least since you can go out in public without fear of being mistaken for a baked potato.

You know OP, I noticed that the bulbs click when Im angry, sad or relaxed. The switch is off and I still here that clicking sound. Makes me wonder. I posted a thread about this to see if anyone else experiences this.