I'm fat. I get laid frequently. I've never had an issue getting a job. I eat more food than you. I wear more material then you.

I'm probably more successful than you, live better than you, and can probably take you down if I met you on the street and you said that to me.

My trick: I'm not a moron who discriminates against everyone and I love myself. What you look like doesn't matter as long as you aren't a unkempt mess with hair, clothing, etc etc.

Anyone who thinks body size matters for getting a job or getting laid has some personality issues to be attending too.

(Though a fat chick who thinks she's god's gift to mankind can be annoying as fuck.)