im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you

Because im poor and want to get my son christmas presents...

Because I'm Irish

In all seriousness.

I was injured on the job, but my boss denied me even working for him.

I need to get MRI's and see a nuerologist.

I've already seen an orthopedic surgeon, who informed me that I have the following injuries:

Torn Rotator Cuff
Torn Labrum
Separated A/C Joint
Severed Long Thoracic Nerve

I haven't been able to work, let alone get out of bed for the better part of 3 months.

I was denied medical assitance twice by the county.

I don't know what to do, and I'm running out of options, FAST.

go buy 5000$ worth of toys and give them to poor kids.

Because I'm totally broke.

Nah....

Could you please show us a link of a photo of the $ 5000 so that we know you actually have it and are serious.

Because I'll spend it on hookers and blow and send you photos of all the fun

Give me a job instead. I'm willing to work. and I can,too.

because i'm poor and i want to help my family by being able to pay for a medical treatment for my little brother that suffer from a kidney issue.

Because I'll suck your dick lol!

Because I need funding to continue to rape and murder muzzies.

I voted for Obama. Now give me my money.

because i will buy 5,000 lottery tickets and win then give you back 50,000. Infallible logic.

I can start making videos that transform peoples yards into amazon gene swarms of edibles at no charge to the people involved and make a video series out of it promoting permaculture.

For a deposit on a crap block of land on the side of a hill in the middle of nowhere

I would like you to give me the money so I can give it back to you so I can stun you with my generosity. No strings attached, just send it to me and I'll send it right back along with a picture of my goldfish.

i like this one. hire the dude as your personal GLP browser. he will learn your tastes and forward you all your favorite kind of threads so you dont have to wade through all the shit here lol.

AND I'll live in a pile of tires.

You shouldn't to me. Even thouigh i'm broke there is someone less able bodied than me who is also broke.

that's great, it will really support the kids in Chinese sweat shops who make them day after day....

I know you have ties with the Nigerian prince.

Because I am all your assholes' God and I will forgive you...just as I did with CA.

My interest is not the money but why the gift of money Op. I realized that money is what you make of it. It can destroy you if you let. I'd rather have a little and be content.
Godbless.

5000?? You tight ass...

Can't think of one good reason to give it to me over any other suffering person. Of course, you could give out $500 to ten people, or give $5 to one thousand people, or $1 to 5000 people. Any way you cut it I am sure they all could use it.

My post was no exaggeration...

I was roofing, and got hurt on the job.

When my doctors called my boss to get the workers comp information... He pretended like he didn't even know who I was!

Now I've all but lost the use of my left arm.. Honestly, I have to sling my arm up to the keyboard to type..

I am so utterly FUCKED it's not even funny...

Merry FUCKING Christmas!

just kidding

Because I'm your secret love child...